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Hammock Parties 01-02-2010 10:30 PM
Do you believe Bowe's story about his grandmother giving him the diuretic?
 
Seems fishy. He makes millions of dollars and he goes to GRAMMY?

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/chi...661464-p2.html

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Bowe wanted a sure thing. He had been overweight when he reported last spring to the team’s offseason conditioning program. Now, he was sore from the marathon conditioning sessions during the first week of training camp and desperate for relief.

He says he couldn’t afford to slow down. Haley’s requirements were tough on the body, and Bowe says now that some days were tougher than others. He says he called his grandmother, Dorothy Williams, and asked for a remedy. Something to ease the cramps he’d been having.

“I told my grandma to send me something,” Bowe says.

He says now that his grandmother keeps her “cramp medicine” next to her water pills and that Williams unknowingly sent the wrong thing. Bowe says he took it anyway. After taking a pill he says was a diuretic, a banned substance by the NFL because some diuretics are taken to cut weight or mask the use of steroids, Bowe weighed himself. He says that before he took the pill, he was 3 pounds heavier than his suggested playing weight. After taking it, he says, he was 6 pounds under his target.

“I was real light,” he says. “I was like, ‘How did I lose all this weight?’ ”

Bowe says he called his grandmother, and he says now that she had no idea what she had sent. Bowe says he thought it was a potassium supplement, which was not against the rules. But Bowe says his grandmother sent him something different — and couldn’t tell him what it was. He says now that he doesn’t know the name of the substance he took and that his grandmother doesn’t know, either.

“I tried to ask her,” he says. “She’s old.”

Bowe says he took only the one pill, nervous after the drastic weight loss. But weeks later, there was a note in his locker at Chiefs headquarters. He says he thought he’d been fined for some on-the-field theatrics.

DeezNutz 01-02-2010 10:32 PM
PEDs? That's not something I do or would do. I have to be a role model for the kids. /Bowe/

OnTheWarpath15 01-02-2010 10:37 PM
I'll take, "I don't give a shit" for $1000, Alex.

It's over and done with.

Phobia 01-02-2010 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6399588)
Seems fishy. He makes millions of dollars and he goes to GRAMMY?
For a lot of people, family is something important. If dude is gonna lie about something stupid I'm sure he could do better than a grandma concoction.

soopamanluva 01-02-2010 10:46 PM
doesnt really matter now

kcxiv 01-02-2010 10:48 PM
I am taking waterpills, you just piss so much its insane. I dont know if his story is true or not, but they are made to clean out the system that much i know. lol When you take one, they are in effect for 4 hours, but you also have big time nausea the first week you take them.

i just read the label its Hydrochlorothiazide.

http://www.webmd.com/drugs/drug-5310...othiazide+Oral

RAWR 01-02-2010 11:34 PM
Hell I'm drunk on the koolaid..and can't even read the topic, so no way grandma has hair on her chest and Bowe doesn't eat the browneye.

FloridaMan88 01-02-2010 11:38 PM
The Chiefs should stay away from drafting a player from LSU for a few years... at least.

Shaid 01-03-2010 12:51 AM
If it's not true he is a complete ass for blaming grandma. I'd think if he was going to lie he's of thought up something a little more clever than this.

Phobia 01-03-2010 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by KCChiefsfan88 (Post 6399779)
The Chiefs should stay away from drafting a player from LSU for a few years... at least.
Why is that? Is it because every single player from LSU is destined to fail in the Chiefs system? I've never quite figured out this rationale.

Titty Meat 01-03-2010 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 6399604)
I'll take, "I don't give a shit" for $1000, Alex.

It's over and done with.

This.

Titty Meat 01-03-2010 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by KCChiefsfan88 (Post 6399779)
The Chiefs should stay away from drafting a player from LSU for a few years... at least.
Yea Dorsey & Bowe suck.

CrazyPhuD 01-03-2010 01:53 AM
Damn I wish my grandma was cool enough to keep water pills in the medicine cabinet. Mine only has roids she takes before her MMA training.

googlegoogle 01-03-2010 01:55 AM
If true then he should have said so to the NFL offices.

Shaid 01-03-2010 01:58 AM
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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD (Post 6400005)
Damn I wish my grandma was cool enough to keep water pills in the medicine cabinet. Mine only has roids she takes before her MMA training.
Lots of older people have water pills that they use in conjuction with other medication. My wife's grandpa and my dad both have been taking water pills during the last year.

ClevelandBronco 01-03-2010 02:09 AM
What is the point of believing or disbelieving something like this?

alanm 01-03-2010 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 6400016)
What is the point of believing or disbelieving something like this?
I believe him. I have no reason not to. Now if it happens again.....

BigMeatballDave 01-03-2010 02:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Shaid (Post 6400008)
Lots of older people have water pills that they use in conjuction with other medication. My wife's grandpa and my dad both have been taking water pills during the last year.
Yeah, its called Lasics or something like that. My dad takes them. Very popular with older people. Helps with edema and circulation.

Galileo Humpkins 01-03-2010 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD (Post 6400005)
Damn I wish my grandma was cool enough to keep water pills in the medicine cabinet. Mine only has roids she takes before her MMA training.
What's it like having Carina Damm as a grandma?

Johnny Vegas 01-03-2010 03:17 AM
I would trust granny over some dude outside the liquor store sellin it.

KcMizzou 01-03-2010 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 6399604)
I'll take, "I don't give a shit" for $1000, Alex.

It's over and done with.
That

Phobia 01-03-2010 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted by googlegoogle (Post 6400006)
If true then he should have said so to the NFL offices.
I'm sure he did. But it just doesn't matter. Once you pop it's done. Period.

Galileo Humpkins 01-03-2010 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 6400071)
Once you pop it's done. Period.
On the contrary, I've heard that once you pop, the fun don't stop.

soundmind 01-03-2010 04:23 AM
Where did I put that blasted Bullsh*t Buzzer I got for Christmas last year....

Hammock Parties 01-03-2010 06:00 AM
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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 6400016)
What is the point of believing or disbelieving something like this?
Why does anything we feel have a point? My gut reaction was "this is fishy."

bevischief 01-03-2010 06:05 AM
That is a new low, who does he blame the drops on?

Pioli Zombie 01-03-2010 07:08 AM
Its better than the package Morgan Freeman gives HIS grandchildren.
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Phobia 01-03-2010 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6400104)
Why does anything we feel have a point? My gut reaction was "this is fishy."
Which is why your scientific poll is so accurate and excellent.

Phobia 01-03-2010 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 6400128)
Its better than the package Morgan Freeman gives HIS grandchildren.
Posted via Mobile Device
I am not ashamed to admit that you finally posted a funny. Credit where it's due.

Pioli Zombie 01-03-2010 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 6400130)
I am not ashamed to admit that you finally posted a funny. Credit where it's due.
Morgan Freeman jokes never get old and he deserves the ridicule.

Where does Morgan Freeman go to meet chicks?

Chuck E Cheese
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KcMizzou 01-03-2010 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 6400134)
Morgan Freeman jokes never get old and he deserves the ridicule.

Where does Morgan Freeman go to meet chicks?

Chuck E Cheese
Posted via Mobile Device
The first one was a lot better.

Pioli Zombie 01-03-2010 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 6400135)
The first one was a lot better.
I guess so. Besides, Chuck E Cheeses are filled with MILFS.
Posted via Mobile Device

Phobia 01-03-2010 07:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 6400134)
Morgan Freeman jokes never get old and he deserves the ridicule.

Where does Morgan Freeman go to meet chicks?

Chuck E Cheese
Posted via Mobile Device
I'm just going to pretend I didn't click back into this thread for the disappointment. Leaving now, basking in the beauty of the original Freeman quip.

the Talking Can 01-03-2010 10:23 AM
that's one of the dumbest lies of all time

Royal Fanatic 01-03-2010 10:30 AM
If it's a lie, he's a douchebag for throwing grandma under the bus.

If it's true, he's a douchbag for hiding behind grandma's skirt.

He should have left grandma out of it.

DumbHillbillies 01-03-2010 10:39 AM
Bowe you fail. I don't think its possible to urinate that much weight off with just one pill. It would have to be a very, very high dose. Secondly, why would drag your grandmother into this.:shake:

Granny: Dwayne baby, I'm gonna whoop your ass for fucking up my rep. Go get grandma her belt.

DumbHillbillies 01-03-2010 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 6400285)
that's one of the dumbest lies of all time
LMAO So true and unnecessary.

Easy 6 01-03-2010 12:58 PM
Not for one second could i believe such an outlandish excuse, when i first read this a few days ago i could hardly imagine a more childish fabrication.

Dwayne, you can still Rule the World... but you better get right with God ASAP.

'Its Grandmama's fault...' = garbage :shake:.


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