You walk into a room there is Mark Ingram, Mateen Cleaves, The Heisman And A Baby...
 

What do you do?

http://cache-06.gawkerassets.com/ass...ramcleaves.jpg

Would the whole thing?

Kiss the baby. /OchoCinco

The first thing i'd do, is get the tiger outta the bathroom.

I'm trying to figure out what that yellow object that appears to be covered in shit is.

I'd try to sell them new flooring. That appears to be a cheap piece of sheet vinyl or peel & stick tile down there now.

I'd probably free Plaxico.

I'd apologize profusely and leave since I don't know these people and apparently just inadvertently broke into their home.

that's a ****ed up picture LMAO

Take a picture.

The match?

What an ass.

Easy. Call Kaeding and see what he would do

or this..

http://www.esquire.com/the-side/chee...?click=esq_new

I would give Mateen Cleaves the baby and then knock him out of his hands and yell Rejected. Then I would run by Ingram and stiff arm him in the face while I strike the Heisman pose.

Then I would steal Mateen's Free Plaxico shirt and the Heisman trophy.

I'd start kicking people in the nuts. Then I would eat their party pretzels and leave.

I'd bust out some sick dance moves. Black people like to "get down."

I'll bet you're well known for your dance moves. You seem like the dancing type.

What an asshole.

I come by it honestly.

I'd probably take a picture and post it on CP.

Who the heck is her dad? They won't even tell us?

I figured out that her last name is Lee, but don't know who her father is.

I'd get all choked up and start blubbering about how it's an honor, and I don't know to thank everyone.