I have a stalker!
 

Her name is Alysha Sina. I'm not sure just how she got my e-mail address, but who am I to question the ways of the world?

I'm thinking that if I can get her a tryout on American Idol and work some with her English, this may just be the best thing to ever happen to me, ever.

Don't get your hopes up just yet tiger. I've gotten plenty of spam emails like this before.

Wait, what? Come on, how can you jump to this conclusion?

PIIHB

gawd, redheads with blue eyes are crazy

I asked out a girl at the liqour store the other day and she said she had a boyfriend, I thought gee I hope she doesn't think I am stalking her, but then I was like damn between my job and me being out of energy at nights. I don't have the energy to stalk woman anymore. sad day indeed

Wow, you know it's real because she didn't ask you for any money.

Why can't I be as lucky as you :(

ROFL

Is that even possible?

shoulda followed her home and gone Lil Ze' on his ass.

Bet that skag's got a unit!

It's good to be the king.

She's a medium and wants to be in your future
she either wants to run off to Vegas with you
or thinks you work for Tyson Chicken(blood)

what? redheads with blue eyes? Why yes. It is.

She likes to shop . stay away from her.

She has a big, big problem with the english language. I'll bet she's from Haiti. Ask her if she has Aids and a broken clavicle.

hey, here's something random....like you're email.

Today, in a catalogue, I saw bubble bottles with crosses on the top. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...FL._SS500_.jpg

what?

And you know what? You just didn't try hard enough when the opportunity presented itself. You know it, and are just doing your best to piss all over my parade. It's not MY fault you let love walk right out the door; it's not MY fault you left $21,749,635 in Nigerian dollars floating around, not to be collected. YOU need to step up when you get the chance, and stop trying to make the rest of us as unhappy as you obviously are. How dare you.

it's sarcasm on top of sarcasm

I wonder what she watches on the discovery channel?

Blowing bubbles for God. Awesome! I had no idea God liked to blow bubbles. I knew he liked to turn into an old dude when he was sick of being Alanis Morrisette and play Skee Ball, but this is a true revelation.

it's more of the whole, let's put a symbol of suffering on top of a bottle that's full of joyful magic and fun for little ones.....I'm betting God blows bubbles...BIG ONES....but there's a time and place for ****'s sake.

Bubbles and Jesus, the only thing keeping this from being completely heavenly are some harps and unicorns.

Dude is probably a liberal and doesn't believe in Personal Responsibility.

"Oh, poor me, I'm too oppressed to claim my Nigerian money, I need the government to do it for me! Help me Obama!".

That's how liberals are when it comes to love, money and keeping their hedges trimmed.

unicorns freak me out

I'd ask why, but I'm relatively sure it would scar me.

it would.

She probably weights 300 pounds and eats ho-ho's all day watching soaps...

she ain't a lady unless she's 280!

:shake:


Ehhh, I got me 3 or 4 of those stalkers. I suggest you have fun with it, reply & string her a long for awhile. Of course you'll have to keep us updated.

I'm brave.....lets hear. Besides I'm already scared

ehh they're ok, as long as you don't play leap frog with them.

Sounds like a Russian scam. Ask her for pics and you'll get some of a beauty. Next, she'll need money for her mom that got hit by a car or money for a Visa so she can come meet you.

Sounds like a keeper-lol

well that's just a sacrifice I'm not willing to make!

IF YOU TALK ABOUT ME I AM FAITHFUL CAT

How do you pull a scam off with this sentence? It seems like even a naive person would say, "where did you see me?" Are they then going to answer, "In your American city?"

I guess maybe they could say somthing like, "Outside the Starbucks" or "near the McDonald's" and be okay, but I'm not sure they would know that.

If you google her name, you get this thread, a couple of random false matches, and a scam site that is trying to act like it's using census data (it's not) so you'll pay for public records. I like that they try to look official with something that is supposed to be a government seal, but looks more like a seagull than an eagle. It's got to be the worst government impersonation ever.

http://www.census-online.us/images/uscensus.jpg

http://www.census-online.us/search/SINA,ALYSHA

You should have told her that you'd kill her boyfriend, opened up the most expensive bottle of liquor you could find close by and spit it in her face. When the liquor store clerk asks you to pay for the bottle simply remind him that a "cak'n man such as yourself doesn't give money to Christopher Street boys." then run out the door and try not to trip over your friends clearing a path for you. It's kind of the Larry Johnson strategy to getting women but he could never master the last part. He always tripped up or got brought down by the bouncer that was half his size.

ESL programs probably.

It's not me.

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Carpe Diem.......seize the carp.

"If you talk about me, I am faithful cat"? WTF?

I bet she says that to all the boys...

Its make awesome show about animals and also only-for-you friends. Yeah!

I thought I told my girlfriend to stay off the internet while I was at work... :(