You walk into a room to see Elton John, Kimbo Slice, and two random people...
 

What do you do...

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Guy on the far right looks like Roy "Big Country" Nelson.

Is this one of those kill one, marry one, screw one questions?

Make bets with the two randoms on how long Elton will last before getting KTFO. Over/under at 5 minutes.

Where are you finding these sweet pics at?

It's "what do?".
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I call in Mateen Cleaves and the baby, strike the Heisman pose and then throw the baby at Kimbo's face, while I run and hide behind Big Country. Big Country then proceeds to lay on Kimbo, defeating him once again.

Yea this isn't 4chan.

Reasonable.

Sneak behind them and goose both Kimbo's and Elton's ass simultaneously then disappear and watch what develops.

It was a Saturday night, and Elton believes Saturday night's all right for fighting, so he called the gang.

I tell them to get back, honky cat.

Hold me closer Kimbo Slice.

The rest of the meme is. You dropped the ball at half court.
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i got 3 G's on Elton in 2.

It is.

I would look for Simply Red. Seems like the oddball kind of crew he might associate with. Haha.

Light the match first. Duh.

I believe it is.

u so crazee...

I wonder what sort of odd dimension I've ended up in

Word on the skreet is that kimbo and elton are buds yerdme?

I'd ask them if they had a lead on where I could buy a Heisman trophy and a baby.

Get a bat ...

look around for anderson cooper

I will promise you people two things tonight.

I will never own a TapOut shirt.
I will never own a Ed Hardy shirt. Thanks.

I'd ask who Kimbo Slice is and I'd have the decency to bury Elton John.

Would you wear a "No Fear" thong for the ladies?