Ouija Boards.... damn
 

I tried one for the first time last week. It was pretty awesome. Freaky.... but awesome.

We talked to a woman named "DENlSE" from Colorado Springs who was murdered by her friend "JASON" in Fredricksburg, TX. It was surreal. I'm still a little bit freaked out.

Anybody have any Ouija Board stories???

HAS ANYONE EVER DONE IT?!?!?!

...if you've never done it, I encourage you to try it at least once. I've done it on three separate occasions, but have no desire to ever do it again. Shit got a little bit too real.

Mine told me you were a dumb ass or a 13 year old girl. Couldnt decide...piece of shit.

LMAO

I love this place.

Badass Avatar bro.

aaaaaaaalright. anybody else?

Feelin the love.

I tried a Quija board once. Unfortunately, it began fighting with itself and the French side surrendered rather quickly.

You and badgirl should hook up... she works in a haunted hospital and has some great stories about doors closing and other unexplainable phenomena.

This bully one time game me a wedgie board I have nightmares to this day

I have a Oujia board story. I just sent a telepathic message. Ask yours tonight about it.

No way that is real .... And I can prove it ..........

http://www.langleystoys.com/acatalog/magic_8_ball.jpg

My Magic 8 ball says: Definitely NO.....


Go ahead and Ask...... http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ssanty/cgi-bin/eightball.cgi

I heard that if you take a Ouija board and set it down on a table, wave your hands over it three times and place a plate on it it will magically turn into a placemat.
Wild stuff.

Please... not buying it for a second...

ROFL LMAO

Has anyone ever done it???? I honestly was at a loss for words. I can't explain what happened...

I've heard that it might be controlled by your subconscious. Whatever it is, though, something moves that shit...

Not a very good shield in a fire fight

I'm not ****ing around

Posting in this thread is going to cause spirits to haunt me for the rest of my life. **** it, like they can make my life any worse.

Yes, something called the other person holding the little piece.

Neither is Hasbro. They have "Ouija" as a registered trademark.

You guys shouldn't discount this stuff. They imbue these pieces of cardboard with magic spiritual energy as the machines mindlessly crank out millions of them at the Parker Brothers factory in Wenzouhang, China.

My friends and I use to play around with a Ouija board back in the day. I still don't know what to make of them. We experienced some crazy, crazy shit. I'm still a huge skeptic even though I witnessed things I can't quite explain. I think Ouija boards are weird. Fun. But weird.

Nope. You've never done it, have you?

Ive seen purple indians riding across clouds throwing thunderbolts at my el camino.
Ouija boards?
for real?

get a ****in grip.

your mind is slippin.

My GF is scared to death of them. Claims she unlocked the spirit of some little girl or some shit. Blah blah blah. I've met plenty of people who swear they unlock spirits and answer questions that only people from the beyond the grave can answer.

Meh.

It's not magical shit in the board ****tard. No one has ever claimed that.

Seriously, I was a huge skeptic until I tried it.

So, go ahead and tell us your story. Who did you meet?

really wanna scare yourself lay a demonic sigil under the board nexttime.

You should try doing it without the board.

If you didnt have The Lost Boys telling Twilight, "**** you", people MIGHT take you a LITTLE more seriously.

Generally, it's somebody's fingers.

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And then you became a huge sucker.

I did it once. Somebody named Jason killed a girl in Texas. Said he used to love her but had to kill her and now she is burried in his back yard.

If you don't like The Lost Boys you can just get the **** out.

and he can still hear her complain?

:facepalm:

lolzzzz

Good try. She said she was drowned. Also, it happened in 2005 and this "Jason" dude is supposed to still be alive.

Why don't you ask the ****ing board what their last names are?

Said that she wouldn't get off the damn Ouiji boards airing out her personal shit to anyone dumb enough to listen.

oh, dude.

ROFL

duh...he never dies.

http://www.edrants.com/wp-content/up...friday13th.jpg

I think they work a lot better after dropping some acid.

the acid or the ouija?

The Two Coreys made that film. Absolutely owned it. Oh, and the mom was hot.

Pay no heed to these skeptics, Mr. the_spatula. They know not what they do. Or don't do. Or did. Or didn't.

These boards, or similar systems, have been in use for millenia as a tool for divination. Many who engage in the Black Arts use them to call up spirits. The concept behind the board is very simple; the subconscious mind connects with spiritual dimensions which, in turn, activates an autonomic reflex of which the user is unaware. This causes the planchette to move - seemingly on its own. The problem is that, by opening up your subconscious mind to the Aethers, bad ass spooks can cross over from the astral plane and put some serious hurt on you with their long, bloody teeth, razor sharp claws, and uncontrollable appetites which lead them to inhabit the bodies of innocent people, constantly raid your fridge for cheese, and cause that crusty junk around the top edge of the salsa jar.

When I want to know what is about to happen in the future, I prefer the Tarot. Or I just ask the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX.

FAX

Ask the Ouija board if I should take the over or under on Sunday.

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Not sure, those colored meteorites blurred my vision.

And I'm not sure which one of you guys is doing it but I would appreciate it you'd quit making the walls breathe like that. It's very distracting.

Where's my flashlight damit? And my toaster?

AND WHY ARE MY TOES DOING THAT???

when i wanna find treasure to restore the coffers to BUY and sell the likes of bootleggerd i just bust out the trusty urim and thummim.

Just roll with it or youll find yourself sucked into a mirror...

Smith? Is it Smith? I bet it's Smith.

Jason's last name is Vorhees.

Dude ........ At least ask a reliable source.......

http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ssanty/cgi-bin/eightball.cgi

Thanks man, this is the kind of advice I need to get me through.

Besdies, I've had many bad experiences with mirrors. I'll try to be cautious.

stay away from bathrooms!

The first time I did acid, we drove with this older friend to a haunted hotel in Eureka Springs (The Crescent.. it's pretty famous) during the middle of winter. The place was pretty much deserted, and our friend taking us there knew the night shift man, so we ended up in Dr. Baker's room (who is the doctor that supposedly experimented on people there, causing the hauntings). We broke out the Ouija and the "acid" and proceeded to have our insanely weird night... or at least that's what we had hoped.

Unfortunately (or fortunately), the acid was bunk and we all decided that our friend was a douchebag and that he was the one moving the ouija board and trying to freak us out. We ended up just drinking a bunch and wandering the hotel hoping to see ghosts.

LOL I didn't see this post before I posted my story.

Did you play Truth or Dare when you were done with the Ouija board? That's always fun at slumber parties.

This one time the I got the message "What would your employer think of you playing with an Ouija board?".

When I was 12 my friend and i used a Ouija Board and it said I will get married at age 25 to a woman named susan. 13 years later at the age of 25 i married a woman named susan.

Whoa...that's a lawsuit there man.

ROFL
Not really she's a sweetheart and I am lucky to be with her. The ironic thing is my 1st childhood sweetheart was named susan...my girlfriend the last 2 years of high school was named susan. years later I met my wife who's name was susan. So I always just figured if a girl's name wasn't susan I had no shot.

That's profiling!

at 45 minute mark in 3 men in a baby you can see jan michael vincent out a window (he was supposed to get Tom Sellecks part in that movie)

The human mind is an amazing thing. It can create emotions stronger than any story, book, or movie.

There was a donna and a couple of mary's filling in the gaps just went with the odds I guess.

Was Susan holding the piece also?

Very true.
When my wife had cancer a doctor showed her pictures of a cancerous cell being destroyed and told her to picture this going on in her body. That was 25 years ago and she is alive and well today. i am really not a beleiver in super natural stuff goes against my logical oriented thinking but I don't just write it off either.
After almost a year of being unemployed I got a call for an interview and my wife
said she will say a little prayer for me(neither of us are very religious)
I got the job. To me it was like the scene in patton where patton tells the priest
to pray for mild weather and they get it. So patton said "Give that priest a medal God listens to him" kind of the way I feel about my wife.

Nope didn't meet my wife susan until I was 22.

I have a similar arrangement with my wife. She relates in exquisitely painful detail things I've done in the past. Over and over and over and over and...

ROFL
My wife must be able to tell the future because she does that with things that I am going to do.:)

She said her last name was "Green"

Two weeks ago my iPod Touch was stolen from my room. I decided to consult the ouija board since we had so much success talking to the last woman. We talked to a guy named Elton Bakerson who said he saw it happen; when we asked who took it he said, "fate must remain unknown." I then asked if he couldn't tell me and he said, "not supposed to."

The board couldn't say "Midnight Vulture?"

A ouija board once told me I would die before my 28th birthday... so really... I'm a zombie in denial...

I once lost my car keys and, after an hour of fruitless searching, decided to dust off the handy-dandy Ouija board. Upon asking the question, "Connect now to the spirit plane, oh mighty Ouija board and tell me ... where are my car keys?", the planchette began to slightly tremble then slowly spelled out; L ... O ... S ... T ... D ... U ... M ... B ... A ... S ... S.

Sometimes the spirit people can be a bunch of pricks.

FAX