The 'I've just gotten back from getting stoned' and this is what I've eaten, Thread.
 

Okay, so there are a ton of guys in here that are getting stoned, trying to work on their buzz, or 'thinking' about working on it.

So, I figured I would start a thread. I am all about making myself accountable. The more people that I tell about bong-tokes, the more people I will chill the **** out.

If you get high.... then post here when you get back. If you do Hash, post here when you get done. If you smoke opium.... post it here.

Anything you do to get high.... share with the board. I know I have gotten some great advice and feedback.

Also, post what you eat. If you post everything you eat, and you know others will be critical, you may think twice before you grab something actually healthy.

Okay, so, tonight i'm going to try to combine some purp w/ some keef.

Then, I'll do three quick hits. I did hold them in long enough. Three tokes each. I did cough a little, cotton-mouth etc. but, all is well.


As far as my diet.

anydamned thing I want.

I didn't have a 'lunch' per se.

Kids had sloppy joes with lean beef (as if that makes it great).... I took a baked potato, and put a serving of sloppy joe over it, with jalapenos and 2 oz's of lowfat cheddar cheese. But I got high and just munched on the others food.

I have also had shotgun with some hot girl i met at the market, and synthesize with water.

I won't eat again before bed.


Okay, I know putting everything down here will open me up to criticism. I know some will think that I am doing things all wrong. I appreciate any advice, but I have done a lot of reading and talking to stoners.... so, I have an idea of what I am doing.... or at least what I think I am doing.

The point of this thread, isn't to get into pissing matches about how good your weed is, but rather to give ourselves a gold star for holding a toke in beyond thirty seconds.

Try not to beat anyone down on this thread, because this is about burnin' reefer.

I'll ****ing kill you.

Ice cream with chocolate syrup is my absolute favorite thing to eat when I'm high.

i had a giant bowl of that myself last night bout 1am

yeah I lol'd...

oh cross-thread humor

I had some earlier this week. I don't enjoy it nearly as much as I used too. :)

I could use a great big bowl of... eh... ice cream right about now. Fuggin' stress. :(

Only reason I'm here is because I can't play Modern Warfare and smoke at the same time.

And I just ate a piece of pepperoni and jalapeno pizza.

Throw some peanuts on it and it's complete.

Back when I used to do these kinds of things, I just needed a large mushroom pizza with a bottle of ranch and some ****ing cherry coke.

Oh, hell yes!

you fuggers, take your internet and get the **** out

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It's just post-lib tension...

LMAO

I guess.

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I absolutely LOVE these, and they're only like a dollar each. I will eat 2-3 of these when I'm high.

I have never smoked weed. Does that speak poorly of me? Do you guys still think I'm cool?


The only "drug" I've ever tried is Shrooms. I'm not sure if I've ever laughed that hard in my whole life. And though they say it's a hallucinogenic, it was pretty mild that way (although I did see a couple of weird things, I think). BONUS FUN FACT - The one day i did shrooms is the same day I met my future wife.

Be real careful with what HF calls "peanuts" LMAO

Shrooms make you one with nature. If you liked shrooms, you would like weed a lot.

The only thing is you can have a bad trip on shrooms, not so much on weed.

I had a bad trip on shrooms, once. Completely mid-****ed me into dimensionX. I has lost complete thought, didn't know what day it was or time, thought I lose my cell phone only to realize it was in my pocket the whole time. Thought I passed out and woke up 3 days later, therefore I started freaking out that I missed work, missed a family gathering I had planned, I really couldn't figure out what I was doing. Almost started crying because I was so confused. Almost called my dad to come pick me up. Thank god my friend convinced me not to.

Then there was another time where I couldn't stop laughing. I mean a hard gut wrenching laugh, my abs hurt, I was crying/sweating, thought I was going to die laughing. Locked myself in this girl's bathroom and just laughed my ass off as I was looking at my dumbass self in the mirror.

LMAO

I know exactly what you're talking about.

Been there, done that. LMAO

Sounds pretty intense. :LOL:

Ready to do it all over again? I'm gonna be popping some tommorrow when I get off work. Come on up. I'll rent Speed Racer again. LMAO

Yea, the one key thing on any hallucinogen is to remember that it's only a drug. Once you forget you're on a drug, you're going on a spin through hell.

:mad::mad::mad:

**** YOU!!!!! That was all your fault. Never again am I watching Speed Racer on ****ing Blu Ray when I'm shroomed up. I thought I was going to die that night. Thats just too many damn colors and movement to be hellucinating on drugs.

And you just sat back and laughed your ass off at me when I was literally losing my mind.

i just got back from getting stoned. whats goin on here? what am i supposed to be eating?

Some drugs take that ability away from you, though. I stay the **** away, because I'd come out ****ed up for life.

4:20

yea, just wanted that time stamp. bout to leave work and then get lifted and eat whatever dinner wifey makes.

I'm sticking to Planet Earth all night this time. I'm kind of worried about where my mind is going to go watching the Caves episode.

Seriously though, I've got plenty if you want to come up. They look just like the ones we took that night. Hopefully this time no one almost gets run over by a van though.

And no crazy chick comes darting in your house when no one knows what the hell is going on.

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I wanna talk to Samson
Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden
Cuz it's hard being black and gifted
Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted

LMAO Fun night. We still never figured out who in the hell that girl was.

French Onion dip rules! :thumb:

Never had a bad trip on shrooms.

Acid on the other hand....

I just smoked some meth and stabbed a puppy.

Stabbed like with a sharp object or as in "put your penis in it"?

Yes.

I haven't smoked weed since Jan 1.

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I know it's really cliche' but this is still my favorite when I'm stoned. Too bad it's 3 1/2 hours away. I guess it's probably a good thing if I want to live to see 30 though.

How the hell did you get through that Jets game man? That takes some serious willpower. I tried to quit for a little while but it didn't last past halftime of the MU-KU game.

what is that? ambalamps?

I dont know man. I am having trouble sleeping at night so I may go back soon. Who knows?

You damn west coasters. Here in Missouri you can't take time off or you lose your connections. You guys can quit for years and decide to just walk into the store one day and pick it back up. It's bullshit I tell you. :p

Damn straight! :thumb:


No I don't think any less of you cuz you've never smoked weed. That being said you should try it. C'mon peer pressure. Also....cool story about shrooms and meeting your wife. That's pretty cool.


Indeed. :D



ROFL Been there done that don't remember. Then again I'm sure quite a few of us have been there in one time or another. Good stuff.


Hey just be glad it wasn't some really good acid or something...You might of had a heart attack then.


I'm sorry...my condolences. :shake:


They look like white castle burgers to me...mmmm one of those would hit the spot. Those are damn tasty. :drool:

Holy shit that sounds like fun.

hi guyz

hey, if you wanna smoke some pot and go grab a free chicken-dinner you can print these on-line.




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That looks pretty expired Bi_polar. You've been high for a really long time!

Get this. I quit smoking weed due to the legalities lack of hook ups ect... now I am prescribed to xanax so I can sleep.. yeah because that's so much better for you. Give me a break fuggin drug wars.

:shake: That is so ****ing gross. Just smoke it at home dude. I never go anywhere with that shit unless I'm copping.

Schwaan's bagel dog

What do you mean by gross? (Serious question) I also don't feel like arguing with my wife everyday over the cost and everything else. But hey a doctor says it's ok and no one cares. what a f'ing joke.

I wasn't trying to disparage you by the gross comment. All I meant was it's disgusting to me that we as a society have decided it's better to solve minor problems with man made chemicals, while completely disregarding a plant that has provided proven results against said problems.

I don't blame you for the route you're taking, particularly with the wife being involved and what not. Luckily for me my wife doesn't smoke, but prefers me when I am. :)

Crunch & Munch are the bomb ass munchies

i love austin. i take it everywhere. disc golf course: take a rip. i'm at a wedding on new years 2009 at the driskel, step out onto 6th street and take a rip. drive home from work and take a rip. i don't even know anyone in this town who has gotten in trouble for a bad of weed.

College towns everywhere are like that.

In the history of weed, you can't find one single person who ever overdosed or had any serious problems.

Best crust in the frozen pizza market, hands. down. period.

I usually drizzle a lil olive oil on frozen pizzas though, they're all too dry.

White Castles? I would drive 3 1/2 hours for those without being stoned.

Winner winner chicken dinner

G.O.A.T. munchies

Look for my buddy "Fish" in the Austin disc golf scene sometime. He's a pretty sold player who moved down there from Arkansas a few years back. It sounds like you two would get along.

i hope i dont fall asleep

O, hai guys1

I'm at my parents house for the weekend, so I hafta sneak down to the garage for the occasional hit. It's just like being 16 again. Good times.

Are you going to sneak out through the window after they go to bed?

Like I can FIT through a window anymore.

LMAO Mom, do you have any cheetos?

This reminds me of the scene off of Grandma's Boy. Where he tries grabbing the hot cookie sheet full of food directly from the oven. LMAO.

Hardees monster burger combo with chili cheese fries and a strawberry shake and a side of onion rings. I prefer a in n out double double combo with grilled onions and strawberry shake but can only enjoy them when I visit my family in Cali.

I also love a bottomless bowl of collosal berry cereal or jalepeno poppers.

Chicken enchiladas from Carlos Okellys are also delish.

Southwest eggrolls from Chilis

I gotta fry up some poppers...

i just made a milk shake with vanilla ice cream, milk, carnation instant breakfast, some peanuts, a few chunks of some fancy dark chocolate i bought my wife for Vday, and some hersheys syrup. its delicious!

The big oatmeal creampies dipped in creamcheese frosting or vanilla icecream. I now have an erection thinking about it.

I have been in the Army 7 years, getting out in a few weeks. In three months I will be living in a MMJ state and I have horrible back problems. I am excited to obtain my mmj card and share my elevated experiences with all of you.

Cheers,

Maz

[QUOTE="Bob" Dobbs;6546036]I'm at my parents house for the weekend, so I hafta sneak down to the garage for the occasional hit. It's just like being 16 again. Good times.[/QUOTE]

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