What do I take from this?
 

This morning, like every morning, I drive to work and park my car out on the street in front of our building. My view while parking extends down the road.

As I put the car in park and wrap up my phone conversation, a black cat walks in a straight line across my path. I think it even looked at me. Maybe. Maybe not.

Anyhow: As soon as the black cat finishes crossing, a little bit further down the road, a bleach white cat does the same ****ing thing in the opposite direction.

Help me.

simple.

The black cat is Clausen and the white cat is Cassel.

And they just strutted on by? And looked at me all sarcastic like?

Nah, the white cat couldn't have been Cassel. He'd have taken too long to cross looking for an opening and froze up seeing the car bearing down on him.

undercover pussy ...good cat, bad cat...oldest trick in the book.

or it was ying/yang and everything evened out.

It means that there's a glitch in the matrix.

I didn't have any handy... but now I will have a flask handy for such occasions. How do you plan ahead for that type of thing!?

You must not have been a boy scout.

I never had a thing for 40 year old men. :shrug:

You are f$%#...

Or going to win powerball...

Black was BEFORE white.

He'll die, and THEN he'll win powerball

It's a sign telling you to stop talking on your ****ing phone while you're driving.

This

Dang. Clearly, there are bizarre, unforeseen circumstances headed your way, Mr. Dante84. Were I you, I'd stock up on canned soups, condoms, and batteries. No telling what kind of crazy crap is destined to befall you.

Just the thought is giving me goosebumps and making me shake all over.

FAX

The white haired cat was sayin 'waddya want frum me?'...

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That

A - I'm not a 16 year old girl in a LeBaron texting my ass off to Suzie about how fun it is to live in Australia and hit cars head on.

B - I'm not a 95 year old foreign man calling someone's friend's cousin to get directions to the pharmacy while weaving between lanes at a steady pace of 9mph.

I've been in zero accidents and I have an impeccable driving record. I had to answer a 2 minute call from the boss prior to walking in. Give me a damned break.

But yes, maybe the cats were ****ing pissed at me because of that. Either that, or it has something to do with LOST. I just don't know anymore :hmmm:

Well Just remember this, It only takes 1 time, or a couple of seconds........Then the question is can you live with the results?

It is, of course, possible that the cat episode may very well be related to a possible chance event associated with cellphone usage and automobiles. At any rate, the issue is certainly relevant in that the number of accidents resulting from preoccupation and distraction while speaking on a cell are increasing dramatically.

Or, in the words of the ancient Egyptian priesthood; "When the cat's a walkin', you better stop talkin'."

FAX

What can I say? I roll with my shit off safety. The ladies love a bad boy.

It makes me wonder if perhaps you smell like fish.

You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.

....or look like Charlie.

Wait, that's my trick.

Oh shit....

Usual Suspects rep.

Hmm.... it could be the "Badussy" little tree air freshener that I recently hung on the rear view.... :hmmm: