What Americans should think of Canada
 

A great piece discussing the US and Canada's relationship.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYoTJItSPt0

take off.

good stuff, thanks

Cool piece.

In all my travels, I've never come across nicer people than Canadians. We've been to Ontario and BC countless times, and will undoubtedly return.

Canada doesnt even feel like another country to me, I basically consider it our 51st state. Sorry puerto rico but Im tired of looking at cheap hubcaps.

The French ae everywhere

This. I have never met a Canadian I didn't like. Real down to Earth people.

Canada: America's Hat

Yup America lite.
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canada sucks

The great white north, ay?

They are way too much into hockey.
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C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?

I love to fish up there.

I like Canada. If it weren't so damn cold much of the year, I'd consider living there. The country is beautiful. I've taken the train up there and seen some wonderful sights. Someday, I want to take the train all the way across Canada. At least, I've heard that you can. It runs all the way from the East Coast to the West and the sleeping and dining cars are excellent, or so I've heard.

I love Vancouver. One of my favorite cities in the whole world. There is a fabulous cigar store downtown and that island deal where all the artists hang out is extremely interesting. A very cosmopolitan city with cool, generally intelligent people. Plus, they're mostly pussies. I could rule Vancouver.

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Hoser.

I'll tell you what I think of Canda.

Give those guys 30 days to get out. Invade them and bomb the hell out of it. Let the hot chicks come to the U.S on special Visas.

Once we have conquered it, strip the place of every single natural resource she has. Once we have stripped mined it into hell, then we should take all of our waste and dump it there. Everything from nuclear waste, needles to asbestos and toilets. We shouldhave daily flights from c-130's, c-141's, c-5's and c-17's just dumping all our trash and hazerdous materials from the U.S. on a 24-7 schedule.


It should become after complete and total removal of natural resources, America's depository of waste.

j/k

Some of the best stripper bars I've ever been to were in Candada.

As far as friendly people I really enjoyed Vancouver and Montreal. But I thought the people in Quebec City were kind of rude.

Ah, yes, the Canadian ballet.

Canadians are cool...its also a code word that white people use for blacks..godamn whitey lol..

Huh? What is the code word?

but if your dominant at it, why not be into it?

Ha they didn't have too much trouble showing their patriotism at the curling event. They even made the poor Danish curler girl cry. Bad Canadians! ha

http://outsports.com/olympicsblog/20...lers-in-tears/

i'd have to say your mom is pretty overrated based off last night

Toronto's is probably less colder than New York or Chicago. If your talking about the upper parts of Quebec, sure but not many people live there. It would be equivalent for you guys to the number of people that live in Montana or wyoming.

lol..I used to run a kitchen for a few years..and the waiters would use the word "Canadians" as a code word for a black table

A little Strange Brew for everyone tonight.

Huh... I had no idea. Never heard of that.

How do you explain the verbal tic; "eh" then, Mr. Blitz? People say that all the time in Canada and, as we all know, it is an interrogatory designed to test for the knowledge as to whether or not the person to whom you are speaking is frozen to death.

Anyhow, I love Wyoming and Montana, Mr. Blitz. I have family and many friends in Cody, so I've spent a great deal of time there. And, I can attest to the fact that, in the winter months, you can literally freeze your ass completely off. There are many people who have. In fact, if you're out walking on the street or going to the mall or waiting in line for a movie and you see a guy with no ass, you can be pretty darn certain that he froze it off at some point.

I'm just not crazy about hanging out in sub-zero temperatures for no reason. It's funny, but I feel differently about it if or when I have something to do, though. Hunting, for example. Or skiing. Maybe it's because I prepare better and dress for the temperatures. Nevertheless, just living and doing normal things in frigid cold doesn't really do it for me. I much prefer a beach in southern climes.

If I had the freedom, I would spend one-third of the year in the Caribbean or somewhere similar and one-third in a mountainous region.

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I've known a couple of Canadian girls and, so far, I've been very impressed by them. They seem very intelligent and enjoy having a good time. I knew this one Canadian girl who gave the best massage I've ever had in my whole, entire existence. I've never been so relaxed in my life. I don't know if she was making it up, but she told me it was common for Canadian girls to begin an evening by wearing scanty clothing while giving their guys massages in front of the fireplace followed by serving them a French brandy and a Cuban cigar. I almost gave up my citizenship right there on the spot.

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Canadians are fine by me. The Canadians fought bravely in both world wars. They gave everything they had at the Somme, and they were there with us storming the beaches in '44.

Closest I've ever been there is when I touched a rock in Canada in the Boundary Waters.

Cant tink of a bedder nordern neighbor to have, we know who's side they're going to be on in a real scrape.

Do you guys think that it would be good or bad if dragons were still around in these modern days and times?

I think that, potentially, it would be kind of good. There are probably lots of really useful pharmaceuticals that could be developed from dragon parts ... like they're doing with shark and frog parts, now. Plus, dragons would probably keep the moron population down.

The bad part would be their poop, of course. It's bad enough when a bird poops on your car windshield, but if a dragon did, heck ... he'd probably crush your car or, at best, it would take days to dig it back out.

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Vancouver is one of the coolest places I've ever been. There was a time when I seriously considered moving there.

Watching the Olympics makes me think about how different people are ... I mean, around the world and all.

Like, for example, in some countries you can hire "mourners". These are people to whom you pay money in exchange for mourning for a deceased loved one ... or anybody else that's deceased, I guess. I don't know how much they charge or how much mourning you get for five bucks or so, but it seems like a pretty good business. Maybe a little depressing, though.

Still, it makes me wonder if you could make any money being a mourner for hire right here in the good ol' US of A. Like pet mourning, maybe. Some people feel silly having a full-fledged funeral for a pet, so there aren't a lot of normal mourners in situations like that. Given that, being a pet mourner for hire seems to make sense. It would relieve the bereaved pet owner of the normal feelings of guilt and embarrassment while simultaneously helping them work through the loss. Of course, there's also the issue of praying somebody out of Purgatory. Pets probably don't have much of a chance to make it out since they don't have a lot of people praying for them. I'll have to check it out and find out if there's already somebody doing this. If not, it might be a very opportune time to open shop.

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Only if T-Rex was still around so they could fight with the dragons. Who would you put your money on?

Canada freakin' rocks.

Vancouver, Vancouver Island, Toronto, Montreal, Quebec City, Fredericton, Halifax, St. John, St. John's and all the places in between.

GREAT donuts, GREAT beer (especially LaBatt's Max Ice) and gorgeous women (especially in the French Provinces).

Oh yeah. And the BEST strippers in the world.

I always thought it was jerome ignla out there eating

Canada is the best possible neighbor you could ever ask for. I love it there. I loved touring there. I would move to Calgary or Vancouver anyday...

Love Montreal. French menus, french signs, all the kids speaking Quebecois... it's like being in a different country.

i have zero interest goin any further north than kc. Yanks are a strange brew. indeed.

Its one of those things that is engrained into you. Just from my visits to the states, I've noticed different accents in the New England area, NY, Texas, Flordia. I recently went to Boston and couldn't understand a damn thing they were saying, one of the weirdest accents i've ever heard. Me and a couple of buddies went down to Florida not too long ago, and was amazed that whenever someone asked us where we were from, it always began with "y'all".

Thats great that you enjoying wyoming, it does get annoying whenever they show canada, its always a clip of it snowing or people freezing their asses off. In Toronto, this winter was nothing compared to what hit the northeast united states. Its the misnomers that are annoying. I'm sure you are used to that living in Kansas City.

Actually, I live in Nashville. Home of Little Jimmy Dickens and the Tomato Aspic sandwich.

You run into a lot of "ya'lls" here, too. At first, I thought everybody was really tired and yawning while they spoke. Turns out, they just can't count.

As for the weather, it's in the nerve centers of the beholder I guess. So, if a guy wants to live practically next door to the North Pole, that's his decision.

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Really interesting video. Crazy facts and cool camera shots.

I like all of Canada except the french ones.

Canada is pretty good but Maine is better.

Mini-Ditka

This.
I went to Quebec City when I was aboot 11 or 12 and the people there were Parisian stereotypes. They were exceptionally rude with très très bad B.O.
The rest of Canada is great as far as I can tell.