So we have this Siamese kitten
 

named Sammie,he's been with us about 4 months now and is the absolute most inquisitive getting into crap Siamese I've ever owned.Anyhow,this morning about 4 a.m. I'm sleeping great when suddenly there's a crash of sorts and then glass breaking followed by our houses' alarms going off which in turn brings our 3 dogs out of their slumber and they start raising hell barking.

So Sammie had gotten the bright idea he was going to jump up on on one of the glass beside tables and apparently when he did he slid right into a photo frame which sent it crashing to the floor thus shattering the frame which in turn set off our glass break on the alarm system.

So there I am buck naked,trying to get fully awake, alarms going off and of course Sammie is nowhere to be found and now the phone is ringing and the alarm company is on the other end wanting to know if everything is ok.I grumpily say something like it was the damn cat to the woman,to which she starts laughing.Ok I agree it's somewhat funny but how about asking me the passcode so I can hang up and get the alarms off etc.

Just wanted to share as cats,especially kittens can be the source of some good laugh medicine once you look back.

AND NO.ANITFREEZE IS NOT AN OPTION.

You sleep buck naked?

Just look at it this way. Sammie was just wanted you to be sure that your alarm system works. Now you know. :)

You don't?

You do?

Why not?

Not normally but I got quite drunk yesterday and ended up in bed like that.

I do it help with sleeping better.

Glad I am not the only one who that has happened too...ROFL

This thread got off track rather quickly. LMAO

I sincerely hope your wife was in involved with the prelude to getting naked as opposed to the dogs or kitten.

Ah.

Sorry for the thread hijack.

I bet Sammie was chasing off an intruder.

Wow.....Too much information.

I would invest in brown sheets if you sleep naked

How would his sleeping naked impact the color of your sheets?

i can count to purple

ROFLROFL

Sounds like Samie got a First Down :PBJ: :PBJ:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

"I can scream myself asleep..."

the code is ASSTASTIC

Man, I can't imagine being buck naked in your house. What if somebody saw you or something? How embarrassing.

Great movie

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When the security company called you should have told them it was a cat buglar

If you managed not to shoot your refrigerator, I'm gonna say you came out of it OK.

Although I can appreciate the feelings people have for their cats, I'm not a big, huge fan of cats, myself. They know when you suffer from feline allergies. It's pretty wild, actually. For example, say I'm just hanging out at a party with 50 people, 1 cat, a parakeet, and a one-legged, midget, Raider fan everybody's planning on beating up later. Invariably, the cat will locate me wherever I'm sitting, leap right up in the middle of my chest, and flick its friggin' cat tail right in my face. Somehow they know if a person is allergic to them and attempt to kill you if they can.

Still, I suppose its better to have a Siamese kitten than have a Siamese twin. Especially if your Siamese twin has poor hygiene, an embarrassing, extreme facial tic, and severe Tourette's syndrome. It would make you just want to stay at home and not go out to cruise the clubs at night.

FAX

Okay, this made me laugh.

I had to paws for a second. It wasn't that great.

Diary of a Dog - Diary of a Cat

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day number 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 181
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 182
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair ... must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

I think you have your middle-aged bald guys confused. :D

Had one for 17 years (Choc brown Blue point).
http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=h....com/breeds/si

Absolutely the BEST pet I ever had. We raised him up a bit rough, (my bro and I played the hell out of him as a kitten) and surprisingly he grew up VERY friendly. Never hid when people came around as most do, and never feisty at all.

i like cats

Where's the video of the cat getting ran over?

the one he got neg repped for? ROFL

It was unbelievably horrific.......

I've had Siamese my whole life,got one right now that's still kicking at 20 years old.

Don't have a recent pic of Sammie on this computer but this is him to a tee

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0YCQ7HgI0a...k_32546596.jpg

Awww...what a sweetie. I'm sure he feels bad about breaking something.
I have a kitty named Meesh Meesh. He's part siamese, he has blue eyes. He's a really great cat.

He looks like a pussy.

Looks like an okay cat, I guess.

FAX

The hammer throw is a very cool Olympic sport. You take this hammer deal and you swing that puppy around your head a couple of times to generate momentum, then let 'er fly. It's all based on this equation ...

D = v02 / g cos ¥ (¥sin2 ¥ 2gh0 / v0 2) ± C [m] (1)

Where "D" equals the distance thrown (m) and "vo" equals the velocity of the hammer at the moment of release and "ao" equals the angle of release and "ho" equals the height of release and "g" equals the acceleration of the Earth and "C" equals the influence of air resistance. Points are awarded for "D". I only mention this because it's fun with cats, too.

FAX

pics?

ewwww

ROFL

If you sleep buck naked, I hope for your sake you cover up with a sheet or blanket. Cats loves to pounce on things that may move in the night... regardless of how small they are.

shoot the mother****er. Cats are horrible animals.

I have yet to encounter a cat whose life was as worthless as yours.

And that includes the shitty ones.

Good advice.

From now on, I will be friendly and kind to all cats. Even the mean ones.

Imagine Sammy's post this morning.
"So, last night, I'm hanging out after all my people went to bed. It's like the only time I get to cruise around and sit wherever I want. One of my people was acting kind loud and boistrous, so I couldn't wait till he went to his bed. So there I was jumping from the counch through this square wooden thing when all of a sudden WHAM, I hit this invisible shield over the square wooden thing. Thats when all hell breaks loose. Alarms start going off, the three freaks of the house start barking, and the man person comes running out at me TOTALLY NAKED. What gives. This ever happen to you?"

Wait... he sleeps with Buck, naked? I'm confused.

They met at a club one night. But Nzoner wouldn't give him a ride home, IIRC, and Buck had to call his mom.