The non-draft thread
 

Just thought I' throw a thread on the front page that isn't draft related.

Why? I'm bored.

Why in the **** did they trade up to take a TE.......


Oh, I'm sorry, I must be in the wrong thread.


This is a lot nicer than the other threads.


Good luck Luv. :)

No point.

Pioli will shit in this thread, too.

The sky is falling!

Wow. That took longer to make it to page two than I thought it would.

What draft?

first in with a tag for this thread!

Traded up for a ****ing tight end! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

luv, this might be the worst thread ever.

tits pic or I talk about the draft in this thread.

Give me a second, I'm trying to get my moobs both in the frame.

I was reminded of Steve Adams, one of my sister Allie's three sons my first wife Jane and I adopted after Allie's unlucky husband Jim died in a railroad train that went off an open drawbridge in New Jersey, and then, two days later, Allie died of cancer of the everything.

When Steve came home to Cape Cod for Christmas vacation from his freshman year at Dartmouth, he was close to tears because he had just read, having been forced to do so by a professor, A Farewell to Arms, by Ernest Hemingway.

Steve, now a middle-aged comedy writer for movies and TV, was so gorgeously wrecked back then that I was moved to reread what had done this to him. A Farewell to Arms turned out to be an attack on the institution of marriage. Hemingway's hero is wounded in the war. He and his nurse fall in love. They honeymoon far away from the battlefields, consuming the best food and wine, without having been married first. She gets pregnant, proving, as if it could be doubted, that he is indeed all man.

She and the baby die, so he doesn't have to get a regular job and a house and life insurance and all that crap, and he has such beautiful memories.
I said to Steve, "The tears Hemingway has made you want to shed are tears of relief! It looked like the guy was going to have to get married and settle down. But then he didn't have to. Whew! What a close shave!"


Trout said he could think of only one other book that despised matrimony as much as A Farewell to Arms.
"Name it," I said.
He said it was a book by Henry David Thoreau, called Walden.
"Loved it," I said.

More people need to know about Karl Pilkington.

This thread needs some techno

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This is true.

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/i...lkington_l.jpg

Whats the point of this thread anyway?

People to look at that went undrafted.











And your disgusting pubic growth.



The neighbors are complaining...

Dumbass ! It's draft day !

FTR, I've never banged anyone at a bash.

I do like draft beer as long as its cold. though that german beer is not bad warm.

I've now tried about 75 different kinds of beer in my life.

With a little effort maybe one day you will realize your dreams.:thumb:

This is your bang year luv ...

Doubt it !

**** this thread in the goat ass

That is damn impressive! We finially got an Old Chicago here, they have tons of beer. I need to head over there, unless they are putting 'that thing' on TV, then I need to go somewhere else.

Yeah, a friend and I started the World Beer Tour there.

I took a trip from Omaha to Valentine, NE and back all in one day, to help my parents last week.
Someone mapquest that bitch and see how long I was on the road. It was by far the most boring day of my life. I contemplated suicide around the 500 mile mark. It truly is "fly over" country.
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This thread is dumb.

Everyone knows that bottled beer can't hold a candle to draft.

Im off to get my good luck meal for the Nashville Predators in the NHL Playoffs, they may need it then to WollyWorld so I wont be watching 'that thing' today.

"You know how they say people have six senses? There's loads more than that. [The ability to feel someone looking at you], that's been around since man and dinosaur were knockin' about."

"I was walking past a sex shop an' that. One, it was open early which I never understood, it was about eight o'clock in the morning. Who needs butt plugs then?"

...while at the bash.

FYP

This is true, but I drink bottles faster. I wonder why that is?

Beats me.

I just had sex with an alligator.

Pics?

Was it satisfying?:D

Okay Sedated.....

:spock:

VERY

Remember that pic of him sleeping with that crocodile at the Bash?

Oh yeah!

I wish I had more single friends.

I'm getting ready to spend another night sitting at home. Very frustrated. I want to go out. There's a free benefit concert at MSU tonight. I guess I could go to that. What fun would it be going by myself though? And college students? I'd feel so old. Yes, I know I'm whining. I want someone to hang out with, damn it!

Nope. You're not getting rid of me that easily.

Not as much fun as going out with a friend or two, but you have to be comfortable in your individuality and enjoy life anyway. Give it a try. You might meet people and make friends, which would end the cycle.

Or, you could just stay home and porn-surf and break out B.O.B., whatever works for ya.

:D

Trust me, I do everything by myself. I'm too comfortable in my individuality.

Awww, **** it. I'm drinking tonight.

Well, you seem like a nice person. I'd hang out with you and go to that concert. If I weren't married. And 2000 miles away. And way older than you. But aside from that... :shrug: :D

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that.....

I'm drinking too.

Later I'm going to watch some MST3K and Rifftrax.

Actually, it's more the 2000-miles thing. I act younger than I am, and my wife really doesn't give a shit what I do as long as I take her on cruises. :D

If you get RetroTV on your cable network, "Buck Rogers" is on right now followed by "Battlestar Galactica". :shrug: That's my exciting night. (Then again, I'm also in work, so I'm getting paid to watch those and type here...)

lol i typed in "Buck" in the tags thing and all the tags that have the word buck in them showed up. You should try it with yours.

ROFL

You just started?

**** I just spilled my beer onto my bed.

Isn't it a little early to be drinking in bed yet?LMAO

Well, I had four beers, a chocolate martini, an 'all jacked up' shot, and sex with an alligator at the bar today.

I have some raspberry lemonade crystal light made up, so I added some pineapple rum to it. :) Mama's getting drunk tonight!

Don't lick it off the mattress! You don't know who all has done what on there.

Is this the same bar with the 22yr?

Sounds like you are going to have fun tonight.

Yep. I'm all his every Saturday from noon till 4. Except when he's not working, cuz then people actually charge me for my drinks. :)

Heh, that's interesting, I wasn't aware that I had been featured in any tags.

Me? I could only imagine.

You have quite a few...ROFL

Does this help?:D