How many people here wear condoms?
 

After a life of having great sex, my latest visit to the Dr. has revealed that I am going to need condoms full time.

This was my first visit to the Dr. in about 8 years, so I got the prerequisite lecture about more regular visits. I've never been thrilled about needing protection, and the thoughts of having condoms thrilled me even less.

But they talked me into trying condoms and surprisingly, having worn them the last couple of days, I actually like it.

How many here wear condoms and what is your experience with them?

I wear them about as often as I shower with my socks on.

I've got one on now.

Hate them. In my single days they were a requirement. Now? I'm not sure I'd even know how to put one on.

All the time or when I'm having sex?

I have found nothing holds semen off your clothes better while you are driving.

getting snipped was the greatest decision of my life

No I don't but I have kids 20,19, and 1.5 yrs old.

Absolutely hate them. How could anyone like them?

I've actually HAD to use them the last 2 weeks w/ my gf because her birth control ran out, I cant freaking wait for her to get back on, I am so sick of them. But the last 2 weeks are pretty much the only time I've ever used them, only a few times before then.

My entire life is shrouded by a condom of guardedness and distrust. Does that count?

Avoid the clap,
Jimmy Dugan

I hate them. might as well beat off in a plastic doll.

Only when I don't know or don't trust the bitch

Getting snipped is the best thing ever.

The only thing I have condom related anymore is a hat that says 'Trojan Magnum'. Trojan had a promotion years ago if you sent in 20 proof of purchase seals you got a free hat.

I wear them, but not on my special purpose.

nope. not in almost a decade.

I don't wear them for a few reasons.
1. Not to brag but the girth on little gonzo makes wearing condoms uncomfortable.
2. I'm allergic to spermicide and the dry ones suck.
3. I don't really need to wear them cuz I'm sterile. I'm still wondering why my kid says dada every time we drive by the post office...
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never. not once.

I wear them all the time.

They used to make Magnum condoms that fit a little better. I don't know if they are still around. I got a vasectomy after my last child, he'll turn 13 this year.

Name that STD?

I pray that he didn't run into "the tree".
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what's a condom?

Never in my life.

I've worn them 3 times in my whole life. I've got 4 kids, and my wife has her tubes tied now.

Are wearing them all day?

I think he ran into the Spinoff Thread Discussion....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=227594

I use them. I also hate them. Its better than no sex though...

i don't remember ever using one, but then i don't remember...

I've never found a condom large enough for my gigantic penis/ knowmo

Should be mandatory now a days if you are single. :thumb:

Fyp
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eels are the new condom.

Crack!

Homerun.

Crowd Goes Wild.

ROFL

Took them off twice in my early days of marriage and have 2 kids to show for it.

Only if I'm going to a really nice place, and never to work.

Sweet. So far only 1 douchebag has said they don't wear condoms because they're too tight. I really would have expected more.

Only for safe Interwebz.

http://www.vistax64.com/attachments/...virus_safe.jpg

You want pics?

(Silly question, of course you do)
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Well too be fair I don't wear them because they're too loose I mean what's the point if they fall right off?

A League of Their Own rep. ROFL

I read somewhere that she can't get pregnant if you bust in her mouth so that's what we've been doing for the past year and no pregnancies yet!
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She also can't get pregnant if you play just the tip.

No, but I do wear an ankle-length sock as a dick-warmer all the time.

Here's the better question.

You ever hear of any guy that actually "likes" wearing them. I'll be shocked if you can find one guy that does.

I'm shocked GoChiefs hasn't given his opinion :)

Only inside out when I jerk off.

:spock: Why inside-out?

Nope don't wear them. The wife doesn't like them. Pull out method works great for us.

"Condoms suck but I need to ****."

I last wore them in the 90's

i dunno if they'll fit over my cokc, but i know they fit over my arm.

and my nine children say hello...

Blah. Condoms suck unless you are a single guy banging bar trash. If you have routine potang, just make her get tested if you are worried, and have her get the pill. The pill works 99.9% of the time and is much more reliable than rubbers anyway, that is if the chick takes it right and consistently.

Anyone with a brain who isn't married and doesn't want herpes?

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Ribbed for his pleasure?

Herpes?

Sounds like the question is being avoided.

Never worn one.

Perhaps he has an extremely unattractive penis, and his only chance of scoring is to keep it out of sight.

Oh shit.

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/3397/milkman7hx.jpg

The real question is why do you have to wear them full time?

I had gonorhhea a couple months ago.. I haven't even recovered (mentally) enough to have had sex again, but I plan on wearing a condom everytime from here on out!

For me, it is double or nothing.

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/9909/72193850.jpg

You totally effed-up the thread title. It should have read, "How mini people hear where condoms?"

moran. ;)

Who knew your user name would be so prophetic? Sorry to hear it though dude.

I don't think I have an extremely unattractive penis, I think I have a very nice penis.

Or it could have been answered already by Mr. Fat Elvis :)

Thank you for the prayers my sterile friend....I dodged a bullet after having sex with the sunburnt girl that let me poop on her, I'd like to think you helped save me.

I wear two during normal life and when i have sex I take one off...I feel like an uncaged lion. It's like swinging two bats in the on-deck circle.

/Dennis Miller

Hispes?

At first with my girlfriend until she got on BC, after that i didn't. If i was sleeping with other people i def. would until they were on birth control or i trusted them to be 'clean' and on bc.

when I wear one
I can last a long time
when I don't
it's the most awkward 3 minutes of the day

it's all in your head. shouldn't make any difference

It's only all in the head if he plays just the tip.

How are those lesions on your penis doing? Did you try the creme I told you about?

Austin Powers: I shagged her rotten, baby, yeah!
Vanessa Kensington: Did you used protection ?
Austin Powers: Of course. I had my 9mm automatic.
Vanessa Kensington: You know I meant, did you use a condom?
Austin Powers: No, only sailors wear condoms baby.
Vanessa Kensington: Not in the '90s Austin.
Austin Powers: Well they should, those filthy buggers. They go from port to port.

Heh Very true.. Luckily it's just a bacteria, gone in a week. The scars it left emotionally will take a little longer to heal though.

I tried it, but I think I'm allergic. My dick got so big I decided to pop a viagra (for the 4 hour erection thing) and call a hooker. (I had her sent to an abandoned house)

Condoms rule....

That's a load off my mind, sir. Congratulations on the poop thing btw. You've found a special lady.
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I thought you were ok w/ him impregnating me? :shrug:

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV...475_SY324_.jpg

:p

I was ok with our mailman, not the whole post office and the ups terminal.
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