-- There's a good chance we'll have a visitor today.
 

you clean the kitchen, and i'll sweep the floor. someone needs to pick up the empty beer cans in the yard.
let's get to work, people.
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This thread needs a poll.

That would be cool! Hope everything is going well for both you and Mrs. Gaz.

Coogs

Why did Gaz decide to leave?

cursing, religion bashing, etc ...

not so ironically; the same things that bother FAX.

We stopped allowing him to take Bubble Baths and drinking Tequila Rose in the main forum. We do have standards, ya know...........

Gaz! I miss your movie reviews and your suave style.

im voting the vistor option

Since when did Gaz become this "Mythical Creature"? :)

oh, and did u get MrBlonde to come back as well?

The Chiefs still do not crush the pencil-neck as often as some would like but the defense does appear to be improving. That is usually a requirement for Gaz to be happy.

Don't be a stranger, bud! :toast:

*The choir of angels sing*

:wayne:

Gaz,
Hope all is well with you and your bride.

Miss your quit wit, content, objectivity, and level-headedness. You're always welcome here.

The Chiefs may still need a DDS...

Bring Titus back to explain naow pls.
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:titus:

I came in at the tail end of the Gaz era but he was one of the 1st posters to ever give me rep. I printed it out on glossy paper and hung it on my office wall.
I also attached it to my resume, whenever I go in for interviews, the company sees that and tells me that they can't pay me nearly what I'm worth.
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Wow. This place could use a genteel engineer from Doodah Lite who knows his way around a hot tub.

Will Hawaian Boy be here too?

Oh, that would be EPIC!

I know dude was a Faider but he could sure bring it. It'll be nice to have Gaz here but I'm kinda nervous. Like Adam after he ate the apple and thought he was alone in the garden of sin til one day the Maker dropped in to see how things were progressing.

"Uh, well, doing fine. Lots of poop threads and name calling. Uh, gotta' go grab a fig leaf or something, didn't know you were coming by."

This reminds me of being a little kid and waiting for my grandparents to pull into the driveway. I'm guessing gaz also won't bring me a pony.

No, but there is a decent chance he'll smell like moth balls........

First question - Do you think we should have grabbed Clausen in the 2nd round?

ROFL

So Gaz is the new draftbuster? When did applications close?

Oh n00b, you know not what you say.

ok, but I'm gonna have to leave the window in a minute to take a potty break

Is he here yet? Is he here yet?

I see him! I see him!

No, wait. That's a homeless guy.

Gaz is gonna take one look at the front two pages and leave again forever.

SANTA? SANTA!

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV...323_SS100_.jpg

I had originally considered bringing him down on the field for fan appreciation day this upcoming season. Once I realized that I neglected the defense in the draft I knew he'd decline the invitation anyways.

Oh Gaz.......

http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-conten...1/mrbubble.jpg

http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/ima...ducts/5991.jpg

Word!

... and Jason Ernzen?!

i just sent packfan an invitation.
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Hawaian Boy, impressed the hell of me when he posted. It was a jawdropping experience, nothing else has ever come close.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Ernzen/1097964979

what what what

Some here don't believe in Gaz, and some here just aren't sure. Now and again a nOob will ask me, "RJ, was there really a Gaz?"....And I tell them, if the snow falls silently through the night and then melts with the morning sun never to be seen, leaving behind only its sustenance....was it not still once snow?


*RJ, nodding off if trance-like state*

ROFL Thought this thread was about Aunt Flo from the title :p

Anyway, It would be nice to hear from Gaz. Our percentage of quality threads is diminishing.

Man, this is intense. How do I look?

Fix your collar.

Yes he could bring it couldn't he? Yet I don't recall the dude ever being uncivil.

You look all grown up. He's going to cry when he sees you.

As fine a football poster as this board has seen, Raiders fan-ness notwithstanding.

Done. And I think I'm going to go with my blue tie instead.

I wonder if Midnight Vulture will make a special appearance?

the wife whipped these up for me to bring.

This thread has teh funny. You all think this is some sort of joke?
Wait til your Gaz gets home, we'll see how funny it is then.

you don't mean to insinuate sr would be trolling us?
i frickin washed the windows!
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find a n00b to clean the toilet. it's ghastly!
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heavens no, mwuahhh?
 

Today, 08:05 AM
Gaz
Defense Homer





Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Rancho Gaz
Casino cash: $6131 Re: Hi Gaz, would it be okay,

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CP is no longer a suitable place for a tender [wuss] soul like mine. Obviously [since I read your message], I drop in to lurk on occasion. It is a great place for Chiefs news.

I suspect that any longing for my "presence" is just nostalgia for the "good old days." I also suspect that the "good old days" are being viewed through those proverbial rose colored glasses...

But, no I don't object.

How are you doing?
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I agree, he came, and then he went, leaving all of us begging and pleading for more.

I wonder if gaz remember me. Since i am the offense junkie to his defense loving self.

That's Tequila Rose colored glasses, right?
I told you guys there was no such thing as the Great Pumpkin.
Blockhead!!!

The message is obviously a fake.



There's no xoxo under the sig...

and there was much sadness in Mudville..................

Here, just so Gaz can relax and get comfortable....


http://i43.tinypic.com/opztir.jpg

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What else do we need?

she's a bitch. I hope it's Gaz instead.

Maybe he's waiting for a chant.

I'll start it.


Gaz!


Gaz!


Gaz!


Gaz!



(How long do I have to do this?)

That's not working.

How do we do The Wave on the internet?


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[Rushes over to perform Heimlich Maneuver on Kevin.]

Nuthooks?
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Did your son hide him?

If you guys behaved better Gaz would have never left. If we could all just be good I bet Gaz would come back in time for Christmas altogether.

or, we could just have kotter log on as gaz...
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:D

You know damn well Gaz left because of your drinking.