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warpaint* 05-14-2010 03:30 PM

This story is so ridiculous I...
 
.....am speechless for the moment.

http://wcwpsports.blogspot.com/2010/...om-reason.html

Friday, May 14, 2010
West Sleeping with LeBron's Mom - Reason for Breakdown

From Terez Owens:

In what is truly a disturbing story, comes exclusive Terez Owens news that LeBron’s teammate Delonte West is sleeping with LeBron’s Mother Gloria James..Yes, this is the purported story coming from my source in Cleveland..My source explains the following:

”My uncle is the general contractor at the Q and has been for the last 7 years. He’s good friends with a lot of guys at the Q, including some of the bigger boys in the organization and knows Dan Gilbert personally.My uncle has been told that Delonte has been banging Gloria James (Lebron’s Mom) for some time now. Somehow Lebron found out before game four and it destroyed their chemistry and divided the team. I am not making this up, I wish it wasn’t true but it happened. .”

With Delonte West’s checkered past, LeBron can be none too pleased with his teammate and good friend hanging with his Mother… The Cavs definitely looked like a different squad from game 4 on..especially LeBron…coincidence, or did this really just happen? Maybe this is the reason LeBron’s leaving Cleveland..-TO


Crazy, I know. But Terez Owens is a pal of mine and I know has connections. He has no reason to make this up and it could be the reason for LeBron James' play in games 4, 5 & 6. Terez is also the man who broke the story of Reggie Bush & Kim Kardashian's 1st breakup; only he broke it over a week before the mainstream media ran with it.

We're going to have Terez Owens on tonight at 6:15pm Eastern. Listen in on 88.1FM in Long Island and on WCWPSports.com. Make sure you check it out. We'll post the interview later.


--Max Caster
Posted by WCWP SPORTS at 3:40 PM

Mr. Kotter 05-14-2010 03:40 PM

:spock:

DMAC 05-14-2010 03:40 PM

Why would Lebron be pissed? Is he jealous or something?

blaise 05-14-2010 03:42 PM

He'll really be mad if Joakim Noah starts banging his mom next year.

KCrockaholic 05-14-2010 03:43 PM

So if I banged DMAC's mom I would expect him to sit there and be happy.

L.A. Chieffan 05-14-2010 03:43 PM

the entire state of ohio is ready to kill delonte west

DMAC 05-14-2010 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcrockaholic4life (Post 6759314)
So if I banged DMAC's mom I would expect him to sit there and be happy.

You would want me to sit there? You are one ****ed up dude.

dirk digler 05-14-2010 03:45 PM

http://blog.cleveland.com/sports/savannah.jpg

SnakeXJones 05-14-2010 03:45 PM

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kstater 05-14-2010 03:48 PM

Ok, gang

allen_kcCard 05-14-2010 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 6759323)

Is it me, or does she has a gut boob?

Pants 05-14-2010 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 6759323)

That's no her, lol.

And DMAC, if a good friend of yours was getting his dick wet with your mom, you'd be OK with that, huh?

DMAC 05-14-2010 03:49 PM

Am I on ChiefsPlanet?

Pants 05-14-2010 03:51 PM

Correction, the woman on the left of that picture is Gloria James. I didn't even notice her the 1st time I looked at the pic.

Miles 05-14-2010 03:51 PM

So the source calls himself Terez Owens? For some reason I am a bit skeptical...

DMAC 05-14-2010 03:53 PM

1 Attachment(s)
:doh!:

ToxSocks 05-14-2010 03:55 PM

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Simply Red 05-14-2010 04:02 PM

Redrum_69 approves.

Digital Takawira 05-14-2010 04:09 PM

:facepalm:

Football season can't get here fast enough.

Gonzo 05-14-2010 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcrockaholic4life (Post 6759314)
So if I banged DMAC's mom I would expect him to sit there and be happy.

He doesn't complain about the rest of Chiefsplanet so why would you be any different?






I'm sorry DMAC, mom jokes really are the lowest form of humor. I'll neg rep myself now. :(
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'Hamas' Jenkins 05-14-2010 04:25 PM

Deadspin:

Any minute now, you're going to get a "FWD: fwd: FWD" email that purports to have originated with a guy whose "uncle is the general contractor at the Q" and who has it on good authority that West is tagging LBJ's mom.


Yes, in the past two hours, many of you have sent in an email that looks exactly like this:
Subject: Please Read Lebron
My uncle is the general contractor at the Q and has been for the last 7 years. He is good friends with a lot of guys at the Q including some of the bigger boys in the organization and knows Gilbert personally. I was just told from my brother that a very reliable source informed my uncle that Delonte has been banging Gloria James for some time now. Somehow I guess Lebron found out before game four and it has destroyed our chemistry and divided our team. This is no joke, the only player worse then Lebron has been Delonte. I am not making this up, I wish it wasn't true but it happened. Wait and see if lebron stays you will not see Delonte in a cavs uni again.
Or maybe this one, in which the source has climbed the ladder all the way to David Stern's office:
A large number of NBA employees received a VERY interesting email today regarding a developing LeBron James story. I figured before the ESPN assholes get wind of it, you guys should break the story. The word from David Stern's office is that Delonte West has been sleeping with LeBron's MOTHER for a couple months now, and LeBron has recently found out. For some reason Delonte is still alive, but not for long - when Cleveland fans find out that for this reason LeBron wants out of Cleveland no matter what. This could explain Delonte's decreased playing time of late, and who knows - maybe why LeBron hasn't seemed to have his head fully in the game.
Of course, this should all sound very familiar. This time, however, it's the mother of the star player — a particularly dirty twist on the classic locker-room urban legend. Unfortunately, this one's picked up steam and become an "exclusive" for one site, even though it probably has as much basis in reality as the one about Joe Horn and Willie Roaf's wife, or Jeff McInnis and Phil Ford's wife, or Corey Fisher and Scottie Reynolds's girlfriend (or was that Scottie Reynolds and Corey Fisher's girlfriend?).
But yes — this rumor is spreading all over the place, and just remember that it is most likely coming from a bunch of 4chanish wags preying on the vulnerability all those sad Cavs fans searching for answers right now. Just for fun, we had Crashtern David Matthews call the Cavs' media relations department seeking comment. No call back yet!

Thig Lyfe 05-14-2010 04:30 PM

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Hog's Gone Fishin 05-14-2010 04:47 PM

Nobody wants their mom banged, by anybody !

SLAG 05-14-2010 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miles (Post 6759352)
So the source calls himself Terez Owens? For some reason I am abit skeptical...

You sir are a racist

Iowanian 05-14-2010 09:02 PM

nsfw

Maybe West is a Fupa man
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Ebolapox 05-14-2010 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 6759369)
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is that.... fat joe? as in;

my people don't dance,
they just pull up their pants
and do the roca-wear
lean back
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