You're not going to believe THIS...only in Ohio
 

Police: Drunk Mom Poops Her Pants During Traffic Stop

ELYRIA, Ohio -- It was a sobering moment for an Elyria mother when police arrested her on a DUI charge last Friday afternoon.

Officers said 46-year-old Wendy Phillips was driving drunk with her 4-year-old daughter in the backseat.

Elyria police stopped Phillips about a block away from the police station Friday, June 4.

She pulled out in front of a cruiser and drove off the side of the road, almost hitting a stop sign police said.

Officers said she threw out a bottle as officers approached her vehicle. Police said it was a vodka bottle. Oddly enough, the bottle broke in the Courthouse driveway.

Officers said Phillips was unable to stand safely on her own when pulled over.

Apparently, being pulled over literally scared the crap out of Phillips.

"I pooped my pants. I ate too much corn," she told officers.

Phillips was charged with DUI, child endangering and reasonable control.

Phillips has a previous drunk driving charge as well.


ROFL Damn cream corn...

nasty...
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I hate it when that happens.

i'm just saying that 46 years old, drunk, driving w/a kid, and a pants load of shit is not very flattering. and to top it off, she's a f@cking litterbug!
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Vodka can certainly be a laxative.

I know that bitch is a mess.

cops probably punched her in the mouth.
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MILF? I mean we know she puts out..and she's a drinker. Sign me up.

I dont eat corn for nutrition. I use it for a "marker"

That's hawt.
If you're into German Scat....
http://tinyurl.com/2wmms7j

drunk driving and litterbugging
shit pants in ohio
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they don't call them the browns for nothin

She was grieving over the Jesus statue.
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she was celebrating nebraska to the big 10 and ate too much corn

Corn. Enjoy it a second time...

elvis

What a cornucopia of dumbassery.
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thats what she gets for having a shit happens bumper sticker

I'm going to not click that link.

Anytime the reference to german scat is followed by a 'tinyurl' link...I' think I'll pass.

To each their own.

Oh shit.
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You clicked it, don't lie.
Was there corn?
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Well thank you very little.

I shutter to think just how ****ing stupid the American populace would be if Roe vs. Wade wasn't a law...

She was a stalker that had an ear full while driving her Peu ick
but she got good silage while hauling a load of corn mash to Old Crow Distillery

Well her pants are still cleaner than the cuyahoga river. She should have offered the cop a baby ruth to get off.

ROFL Is that your neighbor?

Yeah, cause every baby that is aborted surely would have been dumb. :spock:

What a moronic statement.

Those drive-by shittings are getting out of control.

No relation. :D

They don't call it a Cleveland Steamer for nuthin...

JFC, you're dense.

corn muffins for all ... hold the cream ....

The Corn back rattler strikes again!

Sometimes he's corny, sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's greenish brown, but if you drink vodka on christmas eve he'll be sure to come around...

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this thread is worthless without pics.....if she poops she pokes

Do you?

:clap: nice catch

Grammar nerd. I hope I spelled that correctly.

Actually that was a nice catch.

Did you intend for that to be sung to the tune of 'Four Dead in Ohio?' Cuz that's exactly what I did.

Dammit!! I was gonna go with a |. . . | does it better, snark.

Only in Ohio? WTF is that supposed to mean...

yes...i'm a shitty singer, though.
nice catch.
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I wonder how many Americans think Roe v Wade is a law?

I can say that since I'm in Ohio also. :D