So... a N.C. man calls 911 after he sees a blonde bigfoot messing with his dogs
 

Okay, that's interesting. They think he may have been drinking. His ultra slow southern accent does not help his cause.

I have been drunk more times than I can possibly count. I have never "seen things."

When drinking have you ever seen pink elephants or the like?

Edit: Story link
Beautiful blonde hair and six fingers

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/ar...gfoot/19518628

I've hallucinated a time or 4 in my life, but never because of alcohol.

That guy was doing more than drinking!

Blonde bigfeet have more fun!

Was it those times you thought you saw the child support checks?

Coulda been Dee Snyder, I suppose.
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Would it be "bigfoots" or "bigfeet"? I'd hate to get it wrong.

Where's that new grammarnazi idiot? We need a ruling.

lsd is your friend...

Bigfeets.

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Crazy people and 911 kind of go together. There isn't a pay period that goes by where I don't talk to someone that's crazier than a shit house rat.

The funny/cruel thing about it all though...we still have to act like we're interested in what they have to say. "Oh we'll get right on top of that ma'am/sir."

I know when I'm drinking- ugly women turn into hot models.

:doh!:

I guess there is the possiblity that people need the police to show up with out telling them the real reason
Such as, a blond bigfoot=I sold a guy meth that made his wife go blind and he wants to kill me
or maybe wanting a piece of the tourist dolllars that won't go the coast

Well, money was falling out of the sky on one occasion.

sounds like a good hallucination... :D :D :D

ROFL

I know there are a lot of skeptics among us, and rightfully so. Certainly, this guy probably didn't see a giant, six-fingered bigfeet unless it was at the bottom of a glass, gallon jug. However, there have been so many sightings reported by reputable, intelligent, experienced people in the Northwest that I'm convinced there's something strange in those woods. It's too bad that we can't field a decent, scientific expedition that lasts long enough to bag one ... or, at least, get a good photo.

There is this TV show (I can't recall the name, off-hand) that features this crazy dude who journeys throughout the world with a team of other knuckleheads in search of weird things that might be true, but probably aren't. Anyhow, he went on one trip to the Yeti preserve in Bhutan (I think it was Bhutan) to find a Yeti - cousin to the Bigfeets. The Bhutanese aver that they see Yetis pretty frequently and decided to create a refuge for the strange beasts. During the explore, this guy's team found a tuft of hair that was brought back to the US and taken to a lab for DNA testing. The lab happens to have, in house, a comparison sample of every known primate DNA. This sample tested out as "primate", but did not match any sample they had. They're out there, I'm telling you.

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