Crying babies
 

Why when we need intelligence do we not use crying babies as a method to make the terrorists talk? No human being would be able to withstand hearing a crying baby non-stop.

No one can convince me there is a worse noise in the world than a crying baby. No one.

Why do people think kids are "fun"?

Every time a child cries, an angel gets its wings ...

... caught in a turbine engine.

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give me a crying baby. I couldn't listen to this shite for more than 2 minutes without caving.


also: Kids are fun. I wouldn't trade my kids for anything, even when they are crying non-stop.

Why I don't have any...

It is clear you have never had a child and the joy and pride you feel raising them. Sure there are tough times but I would not trade my kids for all the wealth in the world or the memories they have provided me with. I have had some pretty impressive moments in my life besides my kids and they pale in comparision~

Whining adults are worse.

Politicians or BP...

Or "newspeople". Or Real Estate agents.

Wrong - I have a 2 1/2 month old. Guess I'm inhuman.

You have been blessed with a 2 and a half month old and you post "Why do people think kids are fun"? No, you're not inhuman. Just a shithead. Happy Fathers Day ****tard.

Babies and little kinds are horrifically irritating if they are not family.

When they are young it can be tough, you will reap rewards beyond your dreams as that kid grows. Someday your child will be grown and moved on and I promise you will miss these days~

Well if I'm mistaken and he was referring to someone elses kid that's something else. But he ask why people think kids are fun and then said he had a 2 and a half month old so I'm assuming he's talking about his own child.

:clap: I agree!

They are even if they are...

It seems as though human beans are genetically wired to find the sound of a crying baby to be highly troubling. Makes sense, I suppose.

I've often wondered why some sounds seem naturally irritating whereas other sounds are naturally soothing. It's either learned or deeply ingrained. I'm going with ingrained.

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I was hoping this would be a thread asking for advice.

I was going to recommend antifreeze.

It's an excellent marinade for a baby Q.

Yes. Poisoning babies is hilarious. Another flaming ass hole heard from.

No, not hilarious. I take my Q very seriously.

If you use the wrong marinade you can destroy the delicate flavor and texture of the infant's flesh.

No cure for draper rash here...

Not funny.

Do you know why most people frown on cannibalism?

It's because adult homosapiens taste terrible.

If they would just sample a little toddler teriyaki, it would open their minds to a whole new world.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hHB8ERf77j...y_barbecue.png

i actually laughed at this post.
and then i thought what a horrible person i was.
and then i thought what a horrible person you must be.
and then i thought that you'll make a good husband....to some dude in prison.

verry nice.

Look don't get me wrong, I wouldn't just straight up throw a baby on a barbecue. That's barbaric.







































I'd rub it down with my special blend of herbs and spices first.

sicko, who could even think this way? You. Only you and all the other degenerates out in this world.

LMAO

White babies are going to be completely ****ed when they are grown and the minority. So take solice in the fact they will eventually be miserable.

awe look at the baby... sooo precious...lets do everything we can to **** this world up so they can live in a sewage aids factory when they are 16

You're probably right considering the generation thats fucking up shit right now.

Absolutely. He needs a strong, mature, Christian woman to re-shape his morals.
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Lighten up, it's a funny picture

Jelly Belly? Now I understand the high cost.

You are a truly sad little guy. Your posts of late lack wit and rely on nothing but attempts at shock...(look at me please...look what I typed) You have always been an attention whore but aleast you were funny sometimes. I will say as I said before thanks again for reminding me what great kids I have and thanking god you are not my son~

You didn't capitalize god. Why would you do this? SINNER.

LMAO you are a dump but at least your hero thread is entertaining~

I was SHOCKED and OUTRAGED when I read this story.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15937773/

NEVER put a baby in a microwave. It will just dry it out terribly. Who wants to eat a tough, dry piece of meat?

I don't beleive there is such a thing as Christians.

Just what do you think BABY back ribs are made from?

Have you had one before?

mods move this to DC...

Oh, come on! That song is great. And the video is pretty hawt, too.

The Father of the Year thinks a picture of putting a baby on a grill is funny. You, GoChiefs,and Bugeater are mental cases. I lump in Bugeater as he negative repped me 3 times in 4 minutes for my posting on this thread. Obviously he thinks you are a great Dad.

I also think it's just as funny how worked up you are getting over all this

LOL....yeah, kids suck, glad I never was one.

Look, I don't know why people are getting humor out of fine culinary art. It's really not all that amusing.

It's like when I'm with people and the conversation turns to cooking. I start talking about my baby batter (I have this great recipe for deep-fried infant), and everyone busts up laughing. What's so funny?

I think if you never had kids you become more intolerant of them as you get older. The closest thing I had to a child is my Goddaughter, who is now 19 years old (and ironically, asleep on my couch at the moment). I can't even remember the names of most of my friends' kids.

If I see a baby/toddler/little kid on a plane or in a restaurant, I just assume it's going to cry/scream/otherwise annoy the shit out of me because so many do. Seems to be an acute lack of discipline in kids this day, and I marvel over kids behaving in ways that would have got me beaten.

Yeah, I know, GET OFF MY LAWN!

hey, what'd WE do?

I'm not getting worked up. I'm just astonished the father of a two and half month old child think dead baby humor is hilarious.

people who take GoChiefs seriously crack me up...

he's clearly kidding around and some of you morons take shit WAY too seriously...

besides...everyone knows that you have to lightly baste a baby in olive oil otherwise it will burn when grilled...that baby was clearly not grill ready

Yeah but that's part of the pre-grill process. You have to scare the baby a little before you start grilling. That raises it's core temperature and gets the blood flowing. Juicier baby.

Some people may think it's cruel to grill a baby alive. But the baby's brain is extremely small. By the time it's getting some nice grill marks, it can't process pain anymore. Babies must be grilled alive because bacteria will enter the meat quickly, destroying it. You know how susceptible babies are to disease and germs? Same rule applies here.

There really is no alternative, for your own safety. Never eat a cooked baby that feels stiff. That means the baby died and rigor set in.