What's your personal best record..
 

of days of wiping your own butt without getting poop on your hand?

3 weeks and counting :rockon:

Cool.

Mine is a 13 foot shot. Hit the T.V. across the room on top of the dresser.

This would be a question better to be presented to the Taliban.

I dont think thats happened more than two or three times in my life.

I'm at about 3 days but I'm getting ready to go get some poo on my hand in a couple minutes.

I've always been one of those dudes who used a gargantuan amount of toilet paper to avoid shitting my hands up.

I used to clog toilets all the time when I was a kid and still honing my butt-wiping craft.

I haven't got poop on my hand ever since I mastered the three shells.

The three shells?

The question is after the poop is on your hand, do you smell it??

Really??

If everyone is being completely honest, this isn't even a good questions. Of course you smell it.

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Absolutely just to make sure :) What's funny is you know you did it and you see it yet you smell anyway LOL

Question: how do blind people know when they are done wiping their asses?

Blind people don't poop. What's the use of pooping if you can't look at it and feel proud of yourself for crapping such a monstrosity. Perhaps the biggest crap ever.

Eh, I can't really recall ever getting it on my hands. WTF? How are you guys wiping? :spock:

With their hands.

well, I'm 33 ...so my record is..... *doing calculations*......about 31 years.

I never get poop on my hands when I wipe my ass. I only get it on my hand when I wipe someone else's ass. But enough about my kinky bedroom antics... On this topic, sort of, another question: have you ever looked down and noticed a brown smudge on a hand? Have you ever then said, "Hmm... chocolate, or shit?" to yourself? Have you ever then sniffed it to find out? Have you ever then said, "Hmm... no smell... Do I taste it to find out, or just wait until I'm near a sink to wash it off?" Just wondering.

girly man armed has it's advantages

LMAO

Yeap.

Probably reach from underneath
since nothing is obstructin the path

Sniff test?

Wow.

I still don't get it though...is this something that happens on a regular basis to people?