So, my wife's old boyfriend was our waiter today at breakfast...
 

As we left I told her, "Hey I need to get some gas, you think you could get one of your boyfriends to check the oil when we stop?"

Guess who is not getting any tonight?

Insecure much?

lol, not at all we have been married 12 years today, and just love messin with each other.

So you want one of her old boyfriends to pull out the dipstick for ya?

ROFL:clap:

Oh good. My wife and I mess with one another and it makes some people uncomfortable. But we're just having fun. The way I originally read your OP, I thought you were being judgmental of the waiter.

This is a wonderful story. Thank you for sharing.

This won't be as funny when you spend the afternoon sitting on the toilet...

Damn, good point that would explain the recent bout of dysentery... I waited tables for years working my way through school. Never mess with the servers, whether they dated your wife or not.

Check the oil? At a gas station? What country do you live in? :)

We need more information. Was he waiting tables at Denny's, or was it at a really nice restaurant that serves an awesome breakfast and costs $25/person?

anyone without some serious education will be waiting tables soon.

I'll wager he stirred your iced tea with his dirty D.

Yeah so when my ex-girlfriend's husbund was in the bathroom today I got a quick blow job under the table from her like old days while I was waiting their table. The stupid son of a bitch still tipped me to LMAO

No they won't.

Who would they be waiting on?

That is very probable. ROFLROFL

You know at the very least, he put a booger in the scrambled eggs.

Well played.

lunch will be served by your ex-gay- boyfriend ... enjoy .....

"Today one of my customers was this chick who used to like it when I came on her face. I can't believe anyone could put up with her long enough to get married. Damn, I feel sorry for that bastard. On his customer receipt, I told him to check the oil in his car, because I was able to stick a picture underneath the hood of their car. It said..."

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You know what's sick? I do have serious education. And, yeah, I'm not waiting tables. In fact, I work for a little company that's on the verge of landing what for us would be a huge contract (actually, we already had a contract in Feb, but it was cancelled for political reasons). This one contract would give our company a ridiculous level of growth.

But, we had to go to the Philippines to get it.

Doesn't that make you feel all warm and fuzzy about the economy?

Yep, the above post had to come, excuse the pun.

I love running into ex's, nothing like real life jerk off material that I'd long ago forgotten about.

Do you ever eat her out while she Chiefs in your face?

water under the bridge... what she did before you is none of your business, what she does as your wife is ...
You didn't think you were the only guy she ever had the hots for do you?

Not relating to you but I have never understood guys that get mad at guys that look at their women... frankly I would not want a woman that wasn't worth looking at...

Dude, not cool.
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