Denver's injury parade continues on Friday
 

Found this, and the Hit's continue:

The Denver Broncos’ rash of training camp injuries continued Friday.

The Denver Post is reporting that linebacker Jarvis Moss fractured his hand and will likely be out for two weeks. Moss stepped into the starting lineup after star pass-rusher Elvis Dumervil tore his pectoral muscle. Dumervil, who led the NFL with 17 sacks last season, is expected to be out for four months.

Moss, a very unproductive 2007 first-round draft pick, was given the chance to be the starter in Dumervil’s absence. Now this. Moss will get the chance to be ready for the regular season, however, he is a player who needs all the repetitions he can get with the first team.

Robert Ayers, a first-round pick in 2009, will now be Denver’s top pass-rusher. He was not impressive as a rookie.

Guard Chris Kuper and newly signed running back LenDale White also left practice. Kuper has an ankle injury and he is expected to miss some time. White’s situation is unknown.

Denver is the most-injured team in the NFL. Star left tackle Ryan Clady is out with a knee injury and he hopes to return in September. Top running backs Knowshon Moreno (hamstring) and Correll Buckhalter (back) were both hurt Sunday. They both should return this month.

Link:
http://espn.go.com/blog/afcwest

Shit is awesome.

Almost this awesome.

http://skip-to-the-end.com/wp-conten...e-football.jpg

well, at least this way Denver fans have a built-in excuse for when the season is in the toilet.
"...if we didn't have al those injuries..."

Sounds like Denver hasn't been rocking the conditioning too hard. Players get fragile this way.

Just another reason why I loved the 100% participation for OTA's. **** Page, also.

..."They would still suck"

It's still early... you've got time to catch up.

Denver is doing nothing different this offseason than they did last year when we were football's healthiest team.

except getting injured....

I would say going 2-8 after a 6-0 start isn't very 'healthy,' HoowMo.

ROFLROFLROFL

Furthermore, they had better do something different if you hope to be successful. Your season had an epic collapse....

Whoremo.

I mean losing Dumervil for dungver now is like the Chiefs losing DT close to his prime...give me a break...the donks "D" is done this year...

When I read shit like this I just cross my fingers and pray we stay healthy.

Teams that have been bad just don't have the talent leeway to have many injuries.

If these injuries continue, they will have a top 5 pick.....

The only thing Dungver was the "best" at that really counts at the end of the day was.....CHOKING!!!!!!ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Stay down bitch!!!

Eh, there are some types of injuries that are conditioning-related. A fractured hand isn't one of them. This is probably mostly just a case of bad luck.

This is just awesome. Their douchebag HC is shining.

:thumb:

Or they're just a bunch of lazy,unconditioned pussies!

this got me thinking. what if, and it's a BIG what if, devner actually has the worst team (partially to injuries, partially to a giant headed turd HC) in football.
they get the number 1 pick. who is arguably the qb (looker?)devner doesn't need a qb, as they have the "savior". what do they do?
sure it's early to think about the draft and whatnot, but what an interesting thought.

dont worry they drafted Tebow in the first rd.


ROFL I still LMAO at that. Other than drafting Berry that was my favorite part of the draft. Tebow can sniff my god damn farts.

Well, and what if McDaniels is fired...and some new person gets to reset the whole thing. And it's Carl Peterson, and he drafts a QB for the first time in his life. And everything falls into place and Denver wins 10 SBs under Carl Peterson.

Hey, I can't see too good, Dad.... Is that Elway over there?


(2:03 is your reference, sir)-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcR7h...eature=related

Tip, tip, tip.....done.

http://www.gayecameron.com.au/images/Dominos%2002.jpg

LMAO

Bingo

i RARELY do it, but i should neg rep you for eternity for this comment! :clap:

You guys really seem to enjoy these injuries. You are just stockpiling good karma for the Broncos.

This is what happens when you allign yourself with the anti-christ.

The curse of Teblow!

Not as much as we enjoy your whining and watching you talk out your ass.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...co_tUD5927i_o=

Its not that we like the injuries, its that we enjoy seeing your team implode by any means.

Cutler
Moreno
Marshall
Dumervil
Clady
Mike Nolan

Those were pretty much the reasons you guys had to cheer for and all of them have serious issues that are gonna keep them from the field.

Jamaal Charles just scored again...

<div style="background:#<embed flashVars="" src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/5022205/denver_broncos_ice_cream_surprise.swf" width="440" height="272" wmode="transparent" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" name="Metacafe_5022205" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></div><div style="font-size:12px;"><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/5022205/denver_broncos_ice_cream_surprise/">Denver Broncos Ice Cream Surprise</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">The most amazing home videos are here</a></div></div>

Ice cream at ****ing training camp :shake:

Our players had to sit in a port-a-potty and catch balls.

I ****ing love our front office and coaching staff :clap:

OMG

fcking sissies that is the gheyest thing ever

McDipshit got the idea from watching nickelodian

I wish KC Wolf would have hopped out and beat the shit out of the whole Bronco team.

Hole
Lee
****ing
Shit

that's why that little piss ant is always smiling. he shoves a bunch of ice cream up his ass.

Im surprised he didnt take his team out for snow cones

probably using all the ice for nursing injuries

My god, why the hell would he post that...

bill bellichic must be proud

cause he thinks its ok. just like he thinks its ok that McFruitcake sneaks in the petting zoo and screws the little ponies.

he's sure got the pulse of his players. bitches do love them some ice cream.

Dont you ever compare Elvis Dumbervill to the great Derrick Thomas. EVER!!!!!!!!111

I was beginning to wonder of anyone would react to that.

If I'd have been the one to say that, people here would be in an uproar.

I notified the Broncos FO that I'm available.

I found out why they call it an FO.

It's what they told me I could do.

It's a long season and shit can always turn for the worse, such as Orten and Quinn both getting hurt and tim Shebow having to actually play or r.ayers getting hurt and getting what he deserves for tossing Charles around about ten seconds after the play was over last year

Karma is catching up to the Donks in a big way.

Stay down, bitches.

Goddamn I've never seen OL/DL run so fast towards an endzone LMAO

Reminds me of when they brought free pizza into the call center. Bite marks and hurt feelings.

After reading this, I finally had to watch the video, and watching Batiste skip to the truck is some funny shit.

Of course, the way their camp is going, I'm surprised he or McBean didn't pull a hamstring.

It would be funny as hell to see an ice cream truck roll out of the tunnel at Arrowhead during the game against the Bonkos.

Even funnier to see one during our game at Incestco Field.

Whatever you say, Mecca

Aw c'mon now - they still have plenty of time to sign new players to replace the injured. Like for instance, when Moreno & Buckhalter went out with injuries, they just brought in LenDale White.

Oh, wait... LenDale went down with an injury on Saturday.... never mind.

WTF is Floyd Little doing at the HOF ceremony? He has no business being there!!!

If I had known that a Donko was going to be there, I would have paid a Chiefs fan here $1,000 to show up and chuck a urine filled water balloon at himROFL

Anyone know what parade float D. Thomas is on?

Don't you wish you had access to the Enola Gay and you were flying it over Dove Valley right now? ROFL

fixed your post. What ,,are you new around here ?

ESPN: Broncos cancel Sunday practice

ENGLEWOOD, Colo. -- The Denver Broncos ensured themselves that they wouldn't lose another player to injury Sunday by canceling their practice. Their next workout isn't until Tuesday.

The Broncos have been hit by more than a dozen injuries so far, most notably Elvis Dumervil's torn chest muscle that's expected to sideline him for the season. Top draft pick Demaryius Thomas apparently injured his left foot Saturday night -- the same one he broke in predraft workouts -- and underwent further medical tests Sunday.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/traini...ory?id=5447273

Well the only way to avoid an injury to the Broncos is to just cancel practice. Oh no. This just in. Kyle "Pro Bowl" Orton tripped over his dog at his house and broke his foot.

LMAO
Awesome.McDipshit is too goddamn stupid to figure out how to practice without killing his team! Like I said before,McDumbass to Dungver=BEST MOVE BY KC YET!!!!!

That tells me, his foot has not healed.

and wouldn't you know it...stolen from orangemane :)

cue knowhomo in 3...2....1.....

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

:clap:

Sweep.

At this point, I think the effectiveness of the "$hanahan Stink Eye" can no longer be questioned.

Denver WRs are so good they don't need two feet /Knowmo

P.S. Surgeons are going to sew Dumervil's pec back on... he might be able to play in 2011 unless there's a strike or something....

Cue Superman music, KnowMo is here....

I should have known KnowMo, everything is going to be ok. No way anything bad can happen to Donkeys. o:-)

Who got injured today in Denver?

Oh thats right, things were rough so practice was cancelled. LMAO

LinDale White wasn't injured, he was just running down to TACO bELL for 4th meal.

He's still in Taco Bell. Eating.

LenWhale keeps getting distracted on his way out by the siren call of more awful "mexican" food.

and the injuries continue...

http://blogs.denverpost.com/broncos/...cos%3A+Blog%29

Wow! :eek: KnowMo quick.....Make a sacrifice to your Donkey idol, the football gods are displeased in Dove Valley!!

Oh and in response apparently to the Lendale White situation:


http://www.denverbroncos.com/news-an...b-acc22f1e87d6

Fargas Joins Broncos
By Gabe Hiatt

Posted 2 hours ago

aaOn Wednesday the Broncos added former Raiders running back Justin Fargas to the roster.

The Denver Broncos on Wednesday morning officially signed free-agent running back Justin Fargas.

Fargas spent the first eight seasons of his career with the Oakland Raiders, rushing for 1,009 yards and four touchdowns as recently as 2007. The University of Southern California product has a career 4.1 yards-per-carry average.

The Raiders drafted Fargas in the third round (96th overall) of the 2003 NFL Draft from the University of Southern California.

The former division rival torched the Broncos during a mid-season contest in 2007, tallying 33 carries for 146 yards and a score in a Raiders victory. In 2008, Fargas totaled 204 yards rushing in two games versus Denver.

At 6-foot-1 and 220 pounds, Fargas adds his physical running style to the Broncos backfield.

Tells me Lenwhale is not the answer, or Buckhalters back is more serious.

add ayers to the list of people injured directly as a result of knowmo's karma...


http://blogs.denverpost.com/broncos/...urts-arm/4396/

This is really and I mean 'really' getting insane.

Gaffney just went down as well...

Tim Tebow to the rescue!

effin really?

Shit, most Broncos fans love Gaffney.

Chiefs secondary breathing a sigh of relief. /knowmo