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Hey is there anybody that can help me out.
As you know i'm a blogger. I do want to try to get on the air more because unlike a lot of people i'm a pretty smart guy who know things and if not then can get help on a issue. I'm tired of doing the resturant thing.
Also don't tell me about collage cause i thought it was a waste of time. I mean when they give you a tutor that have a very thick accent then you know they don't want you around. Hell i spend my life reading and studying things. I know stuffs. The thing is is that i've moved around so much that i never had a chance to networked with people. So can you help a smart dumb guy like me out. p.s. and yes i've drunk some antifreeze while walking into a aids tree then died in a fire. |
Yes, Jamaal Charles needs more carries.
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I didn't read your post.
I skimmed over it and didn't notice "Jammal" "Charles" or "Carries" Please go back and edit and I'll consider helping you. Thanks. |
You need a posse, dude. Find a few people to follow you around places and then doors open magically. An expensive suit works too.
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Restaurant thing?
Collage? |
tap out.
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You want help making a collage? I haven't done it in a while, but give me a magazine and some scissors and I'm glad to help out.
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Cassel sucks...
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English. Do you type it?
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My teacher in my refrigeration class has a very thick accent, I had no idea that meant they didn't want me around.
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I know stuffs. :D
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You didn't notice that he was cold to you? Or maybe that was just the door being left open. |
Yea, I'm not sold on the part about you being a smart guy.
You have possibly the worst grammar on this site. I have no idea why you haven't been flamed into oblivion for it. I assume it's because you're mentally reeruned, and people here know it so they let it slide. IMO, if you want to get into anything media related, you have to do some serious work on your english skills. The idea that people read your blog with the current state of your grammar is beyond my comprehension. I realize I'm being a dick, but someone needs to slap you in the face with some reality. |
What is it exactly that you're seeking, Mr. big nasty kcnut?
If it's the absolute truth behind origins and the meaning of life, I can help. FAX |
Would you like to come over and stomp his puppy while you're at it?
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Brad,
I know you have a dream and I think that's awesome. I've spoken with you and corresponded with you. I'm not a career counselor but I know stuff too. Keep blogging but keep it in perspective. I would venture less than 1/4% of all bloggers make a living at it. The guys on radio and television generally have degrees. Keep running with your dream but you have to support yourself until it cashes in, dude. I have a dream that my community news site will support my family but until it does, I have to bust my hump at construction - which isn't exactly my favorite thing all the time. Keep writing, keep building followers - but there's not amazing opportunity for making a bunch of money doing what you want to do unless you already have a household name. |
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The meaning of life sounds interesting, but I don't really care about Oregon. |
This is a joke thread right... please tell me it's a joke thread.
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It's not a joke. Here's your magazine and scissors. Now get to work. |
Did you know that the State Motto of origins is "She Flies With Her Own Wings"?
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Shit man you think i'm dumb. Well i may be dumb. Call me I'll show you how dumb i am.
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Ok, so sounds like this is not a joke thread... well, if you want your 15 minutes of fame, get a nice webcam and create a YouTube Channel. Do what you do, hope it goes viral and you are noticed.
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kcnut, has anyone ever explained to you how bad your english is? Honestly, if I didn't know better I'd assume you were a foreigner, still earning the language. |
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This is a heart shaped collage. http://cybernetnews.com/wp-content/u...to-collage.jpg A collage (From the French: coller, to glue) is a work of formal art, primarily in the visual arts, made from an assemblage of different forms, thus creating a new whole. A collage may include newspaper clippings, ribbons, bits of colored or hand-made papers, portions of other artwork, photographs and other found objects, glued to a piece of paper or canvas. The origins of collage can be traced back hundreds of years, but this technique made a dramatic reappearance in the early 20th century as an art form of novelty. The term collage derives from the French "coller" meaning "glue". This term was coined by both Georges Braque and Pablo Picasso in the beginning of the 20th century when collage became a distinctive part of modern art. |
I have nothing of value to add here, so I'll just throw out some encouragement. the goals that you want the most usually take the most amount of work (everything worth having is worth working for). keep your nose to the grindstone and keep it real, brah.
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When I listened to his radio show a few weeks ago, I was confused because he DIDN'T sound like a Mexican immigrant. |
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Try to be witty, funny and unique... don't get wrapped up into being something that you are not and see what happens. Getting noticed is the tough part, not sure there is a magical way to make it happen... just start reaching out to other bloggers, attend their little events, link to them... see what happens.
Take some free online writing/grammar courses. |
**** them NUT. stand on the pedal.
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"You're scared to shit. I aint no ones slave!"
What does that even mean... I'm sure KCNut understands it. |
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****ing STOP that shit, man. freaking hilarious. |
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We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones... |
Without dreams, we're nothing. Keep on reaching for the stars, young man. I admire your aspirations to be and do something more.
I'm sorry I can't help you out, as I know nothing about blogs. I will give you one word of advice: Take an English Grammar class, and/or maybe a class focusing on remedial writing skills. You'll need to polish those up before anyone can take you seriously. I'm quite confident that you have some interesting thoughts and insights, but you have to tighten up your writing skills before you can get to the next level. Best of luck to you! |
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I don't think Nut is a real person. I thought that at one time, it was pretty widely accepted that he was an alt. of Phobia or someone. Now, though, he supposedly does radio shows and shit... so I don't know.
All I know is that he's a real credit to his political party! :thumb: |
in all seriousness: just either impregnate one of palin's kids, or have gay sex with a republican politician (preferably one in the senate). then, blog about it. you'll get SHIT-TONS of hits.
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I was all ready to jump into grammar defense mode but then it hit me...
You're a BLOGGER with that grammar? Please tell me you have an editor or proof reader? Spellcheck? Something? Best of luck to you. FYI: This is the last place you wanted to boast about how smart you are with all those mistakes in your post. You've just forever lost a SHITLOAD of CP credibility. I'd request mods delete the thread if I were you. |
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He's not even real, imo. |
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It means im the one who coined 'stab you in the face' cause i stabbed a dude in the face with his own knife at 13.;) |
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Back to your regularly scheduled program. And Chi... yes some people from here are credible people. Even though it's the Internets... there's a credibility aspect to this forum with certain posters. |
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well played. |
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Theres a picture of him with his hero Glenn Beck in his avatar. Yeah he exists. Sadly he is attracted to his own kind intellectually with Beck and Palin.
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I kind of want my own blog. I have lots of thoughts that aren't important enough to tell anyone, but which could be documented in my blog.
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May as well kick it to DC. It's not going to do anything productive, or good here in the more posts lounge.
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First to those that want to mock me congrat you did what you want now go **** yourself. To all the rest thank for the help I'm really grateful for the advice.
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