Nebraska Fans are the worst parents in the world
 

http://deadspin.com/5653315/nebraska...s-in-the-world

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So this is how Billay was raised.


:D

He doesn't seem to have a face, either. Horrible.

That doesn't ever hold my kids for long....slippery, devious little farts.

The article says the parents were high after a night of partying and taped the child for their entertainment and not to discipline or anything like that. :shake:

Because taping him to the wall to discipline him would have been acceptable.

(not saying you were implying that, just making a point)

I don't get it.

If you hate your kid that much, put them up for adoption. Give them to a relative or a friend to care for. Don't **** with the kid like that.

Makes me sick that so many undeserving people in the world procreate like rabbits and so many deserving people have such difficulty conceiving.

The great state of Nebraska decided to let the kid stay with the mother after this. Seriously.

THE PROBLEM is that they eventually escape from the tape and grow up to be adult NU fans. Somehow, we need to make that tape stickier and more effective.

I hear you. The picture where they tape his sippie-cup right out of his reach is the most ****ed up one, IMO.

As a parent, albeit one who has never taped his kids to the wall, there's a chance that the boy is actually smiling in that picture.

Yeah, they're all ****ed up, that that one takes it to another level.

Looks like a tube of silicone at the bottom by the trim. Theres a good possibility they Siliconed his ass to the wall.

Yeah, I guess that is a possibility.

Nope.

From the original article:

And a smile would make this not a big deal?

Maybe he's like my wife's cat? She smiles at me all the time, even though the wife thinks she's actually baring her teeth.

It's not something I'd do, but sure, if the kid was smiling and enjoying himself...

S*t, I sound like wutamess.

Uh, what?

I want to punch 2/3 faces it shows in this picture.

http://gawker.com/5652804/mom-boyfri...yline=true&s=i

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/image...10/10/hamm.jpg

They both should be taped to the train tracks.

ugh

my heart is in my stomach right now.

Almost looks like the father has Cornrows. Very supporting of his Corn****ers.

Okay, so much for my rather feeble attempt at defending white trash. Feed them to the pigs (shouldn't be hard to arrange that in Nebraska).

I had hoped that this was done as a joke and the kid was giggling and laughing the whole (or at least most) of the time. I've had things like this done to me when I was little by my uncles and have done it with my kids as well, and it is always something that would never hurt them and they laugh about after. As a kid, they might get a point of nervous whining when they start to wonder if you are really going to leave them there when you say "see you later" but it is entirely all a game.

For me, I remember being wrapped up in a blanket like burrito, tossed up on top of a stack of hay in the hay barn, sitting on a tier pole where they hung tobacco, left out in the middle of a pasture about 10 miles from the house...etc. I always knew they would come back or let me out, but it was funny that they made me think they wouldn't.

She probably works at a ****ing daycare. I hope this bitch gets run over by a combine, twice. Anyone that would do that to a baby deserves to die, horribly.
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You got that right. They deserve a major smack-down.

I won't hit a bitch, but I'll slap a ho.

She deserves to be hit.

Repeatedly.

With a truck.

This. Just a horrible situation for that child.

Jesus H. Christ

That's horrible. They don't even have AC outlet covers on.

Makes me ****ing sick. Seriously, that is ****ed on so many levels.

Well now we know why Billay is the way he is.

NOW I see the humor in that joke.

I didn't the first time it was posted.

Reading is fundamental.

He's just a kid - he needs his parents for many more years. What do you want the kid to do, leave a bad situation early? Who do you think he is, Sam Hall?

lol

There's a two year adoption waiting list for a healthy, white baby. He'd be snapped up in a heartbeat.

First we got Brook Berringer's parents letting him fly a shoddy plane, and now this.

Simply tragic.

They need their procreation license revoked....

That's just disgusting. I hate Nebraska.

This and that.
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Classiest fans in the country.

LMAO

Their fans are absolute dirt bags. All of them. No exceptions.

:evil:

So, the woman gets 10 days in jail while the man got 3-6 years?

He bought the Husker gear for the kid. It's justified.....:D

NO big RED- GO MIZZOU

I hear giving small kids large plastic bags is a fun thing to do. Kids have creative minds, they may think it's a cave or something, it would entertain them for hours.

I'm not sure if I'm offended by this or not...
I'm a Nebraskan yet I'm a great father.
I hate the huskers but to group them all in with these dirtbags is unfair.
It's like saying, "All Germans are Nazi jew-killers."

Go **** yourself?
Or
**** the huskers, they're asshats.

I'm so confused.
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they aren't husker fans the got that at goodwill

it was out of raider stuff

yeah it's nasty bad ugly
and I hate that it came from my home state
but people are getting stupider

terrible given that he looked "terrified" and theres just no way u can cut the sippycup just out of reach and make it remotely acceptable.

still though.. things like these sometimes get out of hand. this obviously didnt happen here, but i could totally see a kid laughing and having fun being taped to the wall for a couple minutes before it became too much.

LMFAO

oh, the irony

Back off Psyko. He knows stuffs.

They should be thankful they didn't do that to the family dog
they'd be doing 10-20 years at a state pen

My bad for not reading the thread first.

Wow, I clicked on the deadspin link, you didn't even post the worst picture. In that second one his arms and legs are both taped to the wall. What a bunch of dumb****.

According to their attorney, the parents believed the child to be the reincarnation of Houdini.

If true, and the kid can't untape himself from the wall, he pretty much deserves to stay there.

FAX

Sorry dude. I wasn't trying to make a broad generalization and paint all Nebraskans as bad parents. My Nebraska hatred is unrelated to the event at hand. It was a poorly placed independent declaration..

When your greatest accomplishment is winning the Alamo bowl threads like these are tend to be made.

its not like this kid has any chance with that DNA anyways

Yeah, but you of all people should know that Husker larvae are downright feral!!!

People should be congratulating the brave souls that let that dangerous beast out of its cage with only a few feet of duct tape to protect them.


postscript: This post was made in jest. I do not condone taping children to walls.

:cuss:GDNs

The sad thing is, as soon as the kid graduates from kindergarten he'll already be better educated than his parents.

what stupider isn't a word?


well it damn well should be
describes stuffs perfectly

The tape is not the problem. Billay escaped because the wall paper pulls off of that cheap house trailer paneling.

I know brother, it's all good.

Now then, if you'll excuse me, I'm out of tape and in need of a babysitter...
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Says the guy who grew up to be a drug addict.

Fixed it for yaPBJ

Enjoy the rest of your life in the most miserably boring place I have I ever seen, and my job has taken me to very continent except Antarctica, so I have seen them all. And yes, I Lived in Ogallala, North Platte, and Lincoln, and It SUCKED. Thoroughly.

if my parents had done it I might be a better person right now




same PS

LMAOLMAO

No offense with the post above. I met a lot of good people in NE.

Met a shit ton of douche bags too, but that's beside the point.

Dude, like you, I have been many places and lived in all sorts of different areas. Nebraska's far from the worst. It all depends on what your personality is like and what hobbies you enjoy.
Being a huge hunter, I like it here. The summers are "usually" decent. As are the winters. This last year has been rough but all in all, not a bad place to be.

Now then the people, 3 in 10 are douchebag husker fans. Living in Omaha helps because of the cultural diversity thing. Lincoln sucks. A lot of small towns suck too, (as far as the husker thing goes)
The worst place I've ever lived was Wichita. I hated it.
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Kansas City isn't boring sir but yea Nebraska is a pretty boring state other than football and the Omaha zoo. I will say Iowa was worse but Illinois outside of Chicago is the worse.

Never been to Omaha. I agree that it depends on what you like. I went pheasant hunting when I was there, and it was by far, and away, my best experience in the year I spent in NE. I really enjoyed it.

How do you like Lauderdale Beach? I've been trying to apply at places down south for the winter I can't handle a winter like last years again.

Lol. "Dirr" I'm an idiot. Sorry. Actually, Im sorry for all the shit I have slung your way here recently. That's not me. No reason to be an asshole just cause you can't see someone, I've always said. I was really just giving you shit cause you were bashing n00bs, and such for their positive outlook on the moves we made. I'm sure you were actually just frustrated with them team. You certainly haven't been giving anyone shit lately, not that ANY of really thought that the team would be this improved, but we are ALL loving it.