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xfactor 10-21-2010 11:24 AM

X-Factor's Inside the Huddle-Time to pound pussies!!
 
Watching the Chiefs has been torture the past couple of weeks, one fan told me the other day.
During the past few seasons you knew by halftime that the game was over. There was no stringing you along to see what would happen in the second half.
“Now they’re waiting until the last couple of minutes to break my heart,” the fan said.
That, as they say, is progress. Winning for 59-1/2 minutes is good. It’s not good enough if it’s the first 59-1/2 minutes as the Texans reminded us last Sunday.
Obviously, that’s one reason why the 35-31 loss at Houston was a lot more frustrating than losing the previous week at Indianapolis. It brought back memories of Chiefs during the Dick Vermeil era when we could put up points by the truck load, but we couldn’t play defense.
You think the game was frustrating as a Chiefs’ fan, you have no idea how cornerback Brandon Flower feels. He is one of the most calm, collected football players I know, and to see him so angry that he had to be restrained following a pass interference call on the winning drive was telling. He felt the call should have gone the other way and Flower isn’t one of those showboating corners who feels the officials always get it wrong when a call goes against him.
That was, undoubtedly, a huge play - maybe the play of the game.
However, we did come away with some positives.
•Wide receiver Dwayne Bowe is back in everyone’s good graces after making a couple of terrific catches.
•Quarterback Matt Cassel again showed he can be very efficient and not lose us a game.
•We’ve reestablished that we have the No. 1 rushing team in the NFL (164.6 ypg) and the No. 5 rush defense (90.8 ypg). That’s not a bad combination.
•Plus, despite back-to-back losses, we have proven we can go on the road against two playoff caliber teams and play with them.
•Finally, we still have a 1-1/2 game lead in the AFC West. And, right now, it doesn’t appear that the other three teams are preparing to make any kind of move.
Now we have to take advantage of the situation and that opportunity will come during the next couple of weeks when Jacksonville and Buffalo come into Arrowhead. Speaking of those two teams, perhaps it’s an ironic twist that former Buffalo quarterback Trent Edwards will be calling the signals for the Jaguars on Sunday due to the injury to Jacksonville starter David Garrard.
What a perfect situation. A new quarterback, still learning the system coming into hostile Arrowhead. These are the games that KC fans live for.
Oh, it gets better. Runningback Maurice Jones-Drew, who is one of the best in the league, is reportedly nicked up and not 100 percent, and the Jaguars are coming off an embarrassing 30-3 loss to Tennessee. They may be angry about the loss, but the bigger question is, “Can they do anything about it?”
The answer: Not likely, especially if Jones-Drew can’t perform at a high level. This is a team that’s ranked No. 23 in scoring offense (18.3 ppg) and No. 26 in passing (166.2 ppg). On their best day they’re one-dimensional.
The KC offense ought to be like that anxious horse that everyone is trying to force into the starting gate at the Kentucky Derby. This is a chance to put up some career stats against a defense that’s currently ranked 31st in points allowed, 28th in pass defense and 27th in total yards allowed.
And they’re minus-seven in the turnover department.
* * *
The difference with this year’s Chiefs - and it reflects on what the fan said earlier - is that everyone’s angry about last Sunday’s outcome because we “expect” to win again. That’s a feeling that we haven’t experienced for awhile.
Tuesday was a day off for the players, yet we still saw a lot of them coming into Arrowhead and talking to coaches. The players are angry and hurting after the loss to Jacksonville. That’s a reflection on how this team feels about themselves and their expectations.
Now it’s up to me and the Chiefs Nation to have this team ready on Sunday.
* * *
Nothing had been happening with player moves this season for KC until this week’s decision to trade defensive end Alex McGee to Tampa Bay. General Manager Scott Pioli then signed defensive lineman Atiyyah Ellison who, coincidentally, had played for Jacksonville last season.
With the release of McGee, the front office has practically cleaned house of the first Pioli/Todd Haley draft. The only players remaining are Tyson Jackson (LDE), Ryan Succop (kicker) and Quinten Lawrence (practice squad).
While signing Ellison fills the roster spot, there are some who question how permanent this move is. After all, we need help at wide receiver, especially since Chris Chambers didn’t play last week because of a broken finger. And we could definitely use some help at defensive end, which was evident with the lack of pressure on Houston quarterback Matt Schaub in the fourth quarter.
San Diego is one of the few teams who could help in both areas with wide receiver Vincent Jackson not playing because of a contract dispute and former linebacker great Shawne Merriman possibly in his final season for the Chargers. He might still have enough in the tank to help our 3-4 defense.
You never know what Pioli is thinking until after the deal is done. He could pocket the reported fifth round pick he got from Tampa Bay or he could include that in a package for players who could make an impact on this season. After all, the Chiefs are a legitimate playoff contender in the AFC West and teams never like to let these opportunities slip away.

The Franchise 10-21-2010 11:26 AM

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The Franchise 10-21-2010 11:27 AM

Oh.....and this.

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Quarterback Matt Cassel again showed he can be very efficient and not lose us a game.
ROFL

MTG#10 10-21-2010 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 7105270)

This

doomy3 10-21-2010 11:36 AM

I'm in for pounding some pussies.

vailpass 10-21-2010 11:43 AM

That looks like one big, long sentence. One big, long, poorly written, clumsily worded sentence.

DBOSHO 10-21-2010 11:47 AM

If we lose to todd bouman...

Saulbadguy 10-21-2010 11:50 AM

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Dante84 10-21-2010 11:53 AM

Start this thread if you have like 6 DUI's!


oh... wait..

sedated 10-21-2010 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xfactor (Post 7105269)
Time to pound pussies!!

I'm listening...

Ebolapox 10-21-2010 12:00 PM

you don't seem the type to pound pussies, xfactor. do you, in fact, love the cock?

The Franchise 10-21-2010 12:00 PM

Well I'm sure this isn't how he thought this would go.

DMAC 10-21-2010 12:03 PM

I think we should help you come up with a new superfan identity.

FAX 10-21-2010 12:04 PM

Honestly, pounding pussies sounds pretty good, Mr. xfactor.

But, I never realized that one could actually increase one's opportunities to pound pussy by wearing a giant, spongy triangle on one's head.

I'm going to the store tonight to buy a giant, spongy triangle hat.

FAX

raybec 4 10-21-2010 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 7105357)
Well I'm sure this isn't how he thought this would go.

No, but I can't imagine why not,anyone who's been here for a minute should have known.

Wyndex 10-21-2010 12:12 PM

the players are angry and hurt after the loss to jacksonville..proof read bro lol

Wyndex 10-21-2010 12:13 PM

lol it's alex magee not mcgee

Rausch 10-21-2010 12:13 PM

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ChiefHusker 10-21-2010 12:15 PM

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Now it’s up to me and the Chiefs Nation to have this team ready on Sunday.
What position does he coach?

xfactor 10-21-2010 12:31 PM

Glad Im so loved here, how will I ever sleep with all the nice comments:clap:

FAX 10-21-2010 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by xfactor (Post 7105455)
Glad Im so loved here, how will I ever sleep with all the nice comments:clap:

Well, I'm no expert in the field of somnolence, Mr. xfactor. But, if I were you, I'd take a melatonin capsule and use your giant, spongy triangle hat as a pillow.

FAX

Rausch 10-21-2010 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by xfactor (Post 7105455)
Glad Im so loved here, how will I ever sleep with all the nice comments:clap:

You know the drill by now...

DMAC 10-21-2010 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 7105475)
Well, I'm no expert in the field of somnolence, Mr. xfactor. But, if I were you, I'd use your giant, spongy triangle hat as a pillow.

FAX

ROFL

xfactor 10-21-2010 12:47 PM

Yeh I know the drill, attack person, attact material, grammer nazis. Planet really loves me, I know. By the way nice comment Fax ill take your advise1

The Franchise 10-21-2010 12:50 PM

I hear BarrysKoolaid.com is nice this time of year.

xfactor 10-21-2010 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 7105508)
I hear BarrysKoolaid.com is nice this time of year.

I can take it, I get it all the time, doesn't bother me one bit. Its the nature of the beast.

Simply Red 10-21-2010 02:05 PM

In all honesty, you're just sorta dorky. I'm sure you're nice, though.

Mecca 10-21-2010 02:09 PM

We could have all kinds of Superfans, a drunk college kid could pay homage to Haley's look as "Drunk man"

COchief 10-21-2010 02:09 PM

Is this the attention whoring douchebag that dresses up in a kids costume every game and models his persona after a player who left 6 years ago just to get 3 seconds of TV time every week?

DMAC 10-21-2010 02:11 PM

I love this place.

penguinz 10-21-2010 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by xfactor (Post 7105497)
Yeah I know the drill, attack person, attract material, grammar Nazis. Planet really loves me, I know. By the way nice comment Fax ill take your advise1

Don't forget spelling.

kstater 10-21-2010 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by COchief (Post 7105658)
Is this the attention whoring douchebag that dresses up in a kids costume every game and models his persona after a player who left 6 years ago just to get 3 seconds of TV time every week?

LMAO

xfactor 10-21-2010 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by COchief (Post 7105658)
Is this the attention whoring douchebag that dresses up in a kids costume every game and models his persona after a player who left 6 years ago just to get 3 seconds of TV time every week?

Its guys like you that crack me up, I started X-Factor in 2000 and represents crowd noise and yeh i do it just to get on TV whatever, you are clueless but sterotypes and opinions are yours so rock on with that

keg in kc 10-21-2010 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7105652)
In all honesty, you're just sorta dorky. I'm sure you're nice, though.

SR knows dork. If he's calling you dorky, it's like babe ruth patting you on the back for your hot dog eating skillz.

DMAC 10-21-2010 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by xfactor (Post 7105679)
Its guys like you that crack me up, I started X-Factor in 2000 and represents crowd noise and yeh i do it just to get on TV whatever, you are clueless but sterotypes and opinions are yours so rock on with that

So Dante is the douchbag for stealing X-Factor from you?

What would Dante think if he knew you called him a douchbag?

xfactor 10-21-2010 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 7105682)
SR knows dork. If he's calling you dorky, it's like babe ruth patting you on the back for your hot dog eating skillz.

That's funny and ive been called much,much worse

DMAC 10-21-2010 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by xfactor (Post 7105689)
That's funny and ive been called much,much worse

That's true, you have been called douchebag...

xfactor 10-21-2010 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 7105685)
So Dante is the douchbag for stealing X-Factor from you?

What would Dante think if he knew you called him a douchbag?

I knew called Dante a douchbag, like he always told me you represent the fans and im X-Factor on the field, he started that in 2003 and yes he asked me before if it was cool

keg in kc 10-21-2010 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by xfactor (Post 7105689)
That's funny and ive been called much,much worse

Bit insecure are we?

I was actually poking fun at SR. 'cause I know him.

You...not so much. :shrug:

Mecca 10-21-2010 02:27 PM

Hey now give the guy a break, Halloween is approaching, the one day a year he can dress that way and not be openly mocked and laughed at.

keg in kc 10-21-2010 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 7105698)
Hey now give the guy a break, Halloween is approaching, the one day a year he can dress that way and not be openly mocked and laughed at.

Shit that goes for about 95% of us on here. We show our ugly mugs any other day of the year and people think it's either the zombie apocalypse or the local improv group riffing on Deliverance.

luv 10-21-2010 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7105652)
In all honesty, you're just sorta dorky. I'm sure you're nice, though.

You gotta a problem with dorky?

The Franchise 10-21-2010 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by xfactor (Post 7105695)
I knew called Dante a douchbag, like he always told me you represent the fans and im X-Factor on the field, he started that in 2003 and yes he asked me before if it was cool

So, I'm to believe that Dante Hall came up to you and asked if he could use the nickname X-Factor?

:spock::rolleyes:

ToxSocks 10-21-2010 02:37 PM

Just out of curiosity "X-Factor" which message board do you call "home"?

DMAC 10-21-2010 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 7105725)
Just out of curiosity "X-Factor" which message board do you call "home"?

With that smile, he doesnt have time for message boards.

Simply Red 10-21-2010 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 7105682)
SR knows dork. If he's calling you dorky, it's like babe ruth patting you on the back for your hot dog eating skillz.

QFT

Simply Red 10-21-2010 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 7105708)
You gotta a problem with dorky?

naw, I like him. He should know me well enough, by now, I'm just giving him hell.

xfactor 10-21-2010 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 7105725)
Just out of curiosity "X-Factor" which message board do you call "home"?

None i post on all of them

ToxSocks 10-21-2010 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by xfactor (Post 7105740)
None i post on all of them

Ok.....well which one are you most accepted in? Or...which board has people that enjoy your posts?

Fish 10-21-2010 02:43 PM

Bad form on you guys. X-Factor is a helluva guy. Whatever descriptions you are using in this thread are way off base. I don't know him very well, but he came to my house in Manhattan once, as he was friends with a roommate of mine. And I'd welcome him back anytime. His passion for the Chiefs and voluntary work for the Superfans should never be confused with attention whoring. He's anything but.

The guy is so passionate about football that he holds the current Guinness world record for continuously watched football. Something like 3 days straight. And it's not like he does any bragging on here about shit like that.

You guys are wrong in your accusations..

seclark 10-21-2010 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 7105752)
Bad form on you guys. X-Factor is a helluva guy. Whatever descriptions you are using in this thread are way off base. I don't know him very well, but he came to my house in Manhattan once, as he was friends with a roommate of mine. And I'd welcome him back anytime. His passion for the Chiefs and voluntary work for the Superfans should never be confused with attention whoring. He's anything but.

The guy is so passionate about football that he holds the current Guinness world record for continuously watched football. Something like 3 days straight. And it's not like he does any bragging on here about shit like that.

You guys are wrong in your accusations..

agree
but you know how this place is.
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Simply Red 10-21-2010 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 7105752)
Bad form on you guys. X-Factor is a helluva guy. Whatever descriptions you are using in this thread are way off base. I don't know him very well, but he came to my house in Manhattan once, as he was friends with a roommate of mine. And I'd welcome him back anytime. His passion for the Chiefs and voluntary work for the Superfans should never be confused with attention whoring. He's anything but.

The guy is so passionate about football that he holds the current Guinness world record for continuously watched football. Something like 3 days straight. And it's not like he does any bragging on here about shit like that.

You guys are wrong in your accusations..

Phil's the leader of giving him crap, MOST of us know he's a nice guy. But he blew Clay and I off at the MNF game. **** YES HE DID!@

Simply Red 10-21-2010 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 7105760)
agree
but you know how this place is.
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DIE IN A FIRE ****O!!!!!!!!!!!!

keg in kc 10-21-2010 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7105762)
But he blew Clay and I off at the MNF game.

Had me wondering just what kind of shenanigans are going on at the New Arrowhead for a second there. Then I reread the sentence and saw "off".

Simply Red 10-21-2010 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 7105770)
Had me wondering just what kind of shenanigans are going on at the New Arrowhead for a second there. Then I reread the sentence and saw "off".

yes, it's that kinda party.

Iowanian 10-21-2010 02:49 PM

Good grief, look at you treat this guy like a bronco fan...

keg in kc 10-21-2010 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7105776)
yes, it's that kinda party.

Well, that would explain the wider concourses.

seclark 10-21-2010 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7105765)
DIE IN A FIRE ****O!!!!!!!!!!!!

shaddap, or i'm turning brock loose on you.
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xfactor 10-21-2010 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 7105749)
Ok.....well which one are you most accepted in? Or...which board has people that enjoy your posts?

This is only place i get ripped

007 10-21-2010 02:51 PM

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DMAC 10-21-2010 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by xfactor (Post 7105786)
This is only place i get ripped

Everyone gets ripped...its kinda the nature of the board. Why are you any different?

xfactor 10-21-2010 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 7105752)
Bad form on you guys. X-Factor is a helluva guy. Whatever descriptions you are using in this thread are way off base. I don't know him very well, but he came to my house in Manhattan once, as he was friends with a roommate of mine. And I'd welcome him back anytime. His passion for the Chiefs and voluntary work for the Superfans should never be confused with attention whoring. He's anything but.

The guy is so passionate about football that he holds the current Guinness world record for continuously watched football. Something like 3 days straight. And it's not like he does any bragging on here about shit like that.

You guys are wrong in your accusations..

Thank you so much, like i said people love to sterotype what i do, im cool with it, they are entitled to there opinions, only people i worry about is my family, my daughter and my friends just like you.

seclark 10-21-2010 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 7105790)

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vailpass 10-21-2010 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by xfactor (Post 7105802)
Thank you so much, like i said people love to sterotype what i do, im cool with it, they are entitled to there opinions, only people i worry about is my family, my daughter and my friends just like you.

How old is your...ah nevermind.

xfactor 10-21-2010 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 7105794)
Everyone gets ripped...its kinda the nature of the board. Why are you any different?

Im not just stating a fact, I've been around for a long time, I knew this would happen when I posted this. Hopefully a few people enjoyed my perspective, I know its not profession, Im not paid to be one. Just a fan with opinions about my team

Dante84 10-21-2010 02:58 PM

You'd be a lot cooler if you didn't have multiple DUI's.

Drunk driving kills people, brah.

Its more like the Dos Equis Factor.

MOhillbilly 10-21-2010 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 7105783)
shaddap, or i'm turning brock loose on you.
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cripple fight!

seclark 10-21-2010 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 7105822)
cripple fight!

ROFL

xfactor 10-21-2010 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 7105816)
You'd be a lot cooler if you didn't have multiple DUI's.

Drunk driving kills people, brah.

Its more like the Dos Equis Factor.

We all make mistakes, you are right thank god i never hurt anyone, learned my lesson, payed my debt back to society and I guarenttee it wont ever happen again. I learn from my mistakes, if i do drink I always have a DD, if not guess what I don't drink.

Dante84 10-21-2010 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by xfactor (Post 7105849)
We all make mistakes, you are right thank god i never hurt anyone, learned my lesson, payed my debt back to society and I guarenttee it wont ever happen again. I learn from my mistakes, if i do drink I always have a DD, if not guess what I don't drink.

Hope so.

+rep in support of that being the case.

Frosty 10-21-2010 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by xfactor (Post 7105814)
Hopefully a few people enjoyed my perspective, I know its not profession, Im not paid to be one. Just a fan with opinions about my team

Just a little constructive criticism here, not bashing. I don't know if I enjoy your perspective or not, because it is difficult to read a giant block of text. Inserting some blank lines would help a lot.

Iowanian 10-21-2010 03:18 PM

It seems to me, however misguided and wrong it may be on a number of items, he's tried to engage in legitimate football conversation.

there are plenty of postings available that are far more deserving of the pile-on.

Hog's Gone Fishin 10-21-2010 03:24 PM

Are your ears pierced ?

xfactor 10-21-2010 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7105886)
It seems to me, however misguided and wrong it may be on a number of items, he's tried to engage in legitimate football conversation.

there are plenty of postings available that are far more deserving of the pile-on.

Totally agreed, I want to talk football and how excited about this team, and not have to defend who I am. Not one post about football just all the other garbage.

Iowanian 10-21-2010 03:29 PM

I'll begin.

I think you've probably been sniffing paint and eating bad styrofoam if you think Matt Cassel is an efficient quarterback, unless you mean "below average who shites in his own pants when he really HAS to make a play".


I want the Chiefs to beat the Jags like they owe them money and caught them outside of Quicktrip because of history.....this is the same team that brought in 3rd string Quinn F-ing Gray and made the Chiefs look like a JV squad.

xfactor 10-21-2010 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 7105918)
Are your ears pierced ?

yes they are

xfactor 10-21-2010 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7105940)
I'll begin.

I think you've probably been sniffing paint and eating bad styrofoam if you think Matt Cassel is an efficient quarterback, unless you mean "below average who shites in his own pants when he really HAS to make a play".


I want the Chiefs to beat the Jags like they owe them money and caught them outside of Quicktrip because of history.....this is the same team that brought in 3rd string Quinn F-ing Gray and made the Chiefs look like a JV squad.

I agree but he is doing what they are asking him to do, limit negative plays, don't take sacks and don't turn ball over.

I remember that game and i totally agree

Hootie 10-21-2010 03:39 PM

what is with everyone on this board?

Dude did nothing but make a pretty good post and everyone starts railing on him?

You guys are all a bunch of idiots.

DMAC 10-21-2010 03:43 PM

They may be angry about the loss, but the bigger question is, “Can they do anything about it?”

We are angry about a loss too. MORE ANGRY.

Fish 10-21-2010 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by xfactor (Post 7105956)
I agree but he is doing what they are asking him to do, limit negative plays, don't take sacks and don't turn ball over.

I remember that game and i totally agree

What do you think would happen if they asked him to do more? Because asking so little of your starting QB won't cut it in the playoffs the majority of the time...

I think they're keeping him on a short leash because they know what will happen if they don't. It's worked so far this season, but I can't see how we continue that way.


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