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LocoChiefsFan 11-01-2010 05:57 PM

My wife thinks Coach Haley "is a hottie".
 
So I'm watching Haleys presser the other day, and my wife comes up and stands behind me for a minute, then she says, "Who's the hottie?". Caught me off guard, because for some reason the thought of woman thinking Haley was attractive never crossed my mind. I told her that was the Chiefs coach, she said, "Wow, well he's cute." Yesterday while we were out trick or treating with the kids we ran into friends and the wives start talking about Haley and how "cute" he is. So, apparently my wife isn't the only one who feels this way. Curious, has anyone else's significant other brought this up to you? Maybe I can use this to my advantage some how.

BigMeatballDave 11-01-2010 06:00 PM

I dont know if he's 'cute', but I have developed a bit of a Man crush.

Chiefs Pantalones 11-01-2010 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LocoChiefsFan (Post 7136997)
Maybe I can use this to my advantage some how.

Maybe while fornicating you can put a paper bag over your head with Haley's picture on it then she won't fake it anymore perhaps?

Huffman83 11-01-2010 06:01 PM

He still looks like Steve Guttenburg.

Thig Lyfe 11-01-2010 06:03 PM

I'd hit it.

Pablo 11-01-2010 06:04 PM

My aunt works at MWSU. She saw Haley in passing and said he was a "very attractive man". The thought never crossed my mind either.

I have a man-boner for him. And Charles. And Tamba Hali. And Flowers. And Berry.

Hammock Parties 11-01-2010 06:09 PM

He has nice chiseled features, good jawline and cheekbones and nice eyes.

The fact he's a millionaire NFL head coach and a ****ing stud doesn't hurt.

KCUnited 11-01-2010 06:11 PM

My wife can't get over the fact he never played DIII football or higher, thinks he's a pussy.

DeezNutz 11-01-2010 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 7137043)
My wife can't get over the fact he never played DIII football or higher, thinks he's a pussy.

Obviously, you're poor and don't golf. :(

Mods, sticky?

MahiMike 11-01-2010 06:21 PM

Next time you guys are 'doin it', call a timeout then go for it on 4th down. She'll think it's sexy.

CHIEFS_SUCK_DICK 11-01-2010 06:25 PM

My retriever thinks coach Haley is a hottie

KCHawg 11-01-2010 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHIEFS_SUCK_DICK (Post 7137108)
My retriever thinks coach Haley is a hottie

Now we know who he shows his 'dick' to.

:shake:

CHIEFS_SUCK_DICK 11-01-2010 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCHawg (Post 7137131)
Now we know who he shows his 'dick' to.

:shake:

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

Bewbies 11-01-2010 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHIEFS_SUCK_DICK (Post 7137137)
:clap::clap::clap::clap:

You can't call folks banging their sisters gross if you're slammin your dog over a bowl of alpo...

CHIEFS_SUCK_DICK 11-01-2010 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bewbies (Post 7137145)
You can't call folks banging their sisters gross if you're slammin your dog over a bowl of alpo...

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

Buck 11-01-2010 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LocoChiefsFan (Post 7136997)
thinking Haley was attractive never crossed my mind.

Liar

:thailor::thailor::thailor:

KCHawg 11-01-2010 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7137154)
Liar

:thailor::thailor::thailor:


ROFLROFL

InChiefsHeaven 11-01-2010 06:34 PM

For some reason, he looks like a guy with really bad breath...I don't know why...

KCUnited 11-01-2010 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 7137081)
Obviously, you're poor and don't golf. :(

My pecs are too swole for a proper golf swing.

Ralphy Boy 11-01-2010 06:37 PM

Your wife is a dirty whore.






j/k

Saulbadguy 11-01-2010 06:37 PM

Post pics of your wife. TIA.

Brock 11-01-2010 06:38 PM

You need to pop her in the mouth.

Art Vader 11-01-2010 06:39 PM

chicks love a winner. hide yo wives.

Rausch 11-01-2010 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 7137081)
Obviously, you're poor and don't golf. :(

Obviously, you're rich with limited athletic ability...

Rausch 11-01-2010 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 7137043)
My wife can't get over the fact he never played DIII football or higher, thinks he's a pussy.

Gee, I wonder why...


http://i54.tinypic.com/30ug6ww.jpg

Deberg_1990 11-01-2010 06:55 PM

My wife is more of Jeff Fisher kind of girl.

Ralphy Boy 11-01-2010 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Art Vader (Post 7137179)
chicks love a winner. hide yo wives.

Hide yo kids, hide yo wives

Direckshun 11-01-2010 08:20 PM

My wife asked me "who is he?" on the screen the other day after Vrabel was walking around on the sideline without his helmet on. She's into the dude.

This doesn't surprise me, because the Patriot Way has been her favorite position for ages.

'Hamas' Jenkins 11-01-2010 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 7137588)
My wife asked me "who is he?" on the screen the other day after Vrabel was walking around on the sideline without his helmet on. She's into the dude..

I don't get that one.

DeezNutz 11-01-2010 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 7137204)
Obviously, you're rich with limited athletic ability...

Poor with unbelievable athletic ability. Unlucky. That's the only reason I'm not in the league. Every league.

Mr. Flopnuts 11-01-2010 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 7137588)
My wife asked me "who is he?" on the screen the other day after Vrabel was walking around on the sideline without his helmet on. She's into the dude.

This doesn't surprise me, because the Patriot Way has been her favorite position for ages.

I'm assuming you're an ugly mother****er of European blockhead descendants now. Nothing personal.

Direckshun 11-01-2010 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 7137619)
I'm assuming you're an ugly mother****er of European blockhead descendants now.

ding ding ding

googlegoogle 11-02-2010 01:58 AM

http://www.nndb.com/people/483/00002...nendez-mug.jpg

Rausch 11-02-2010 02:17 AM

http://www.realmofdarkness.net/prank...ichard-003.jpg

...

http://i54.tinypic.com/30ug6ww.jpg
???

Consistent1 11-02-2010 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by googlegoogle (Post 7138189)

That one is good, if you just glanced real quick, it being Haley isn't a stretch. The Richard Simmons one, well....

Rausch 11-02-2010 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Consistent1 (Post 7138251)
That one is good, if you just glanced real quick, it being Haley isn't a stretch. The Richard Simmons one, well....

I couldn't make Richard Simmons bounce and jump around.

Perhaps you can...

Consistent1 11-02-2010 05:18 AM

GoChiefs is the guy for stuff like that bro. I am sure he has tons of pics of Richard lying around to gif up being a big fan and all.

Rausch 11-02-2010 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Consistent1 (Post 7138257)
GoChiefs is the guy for stuff like that bro. I am sure he has tons of pics of Richard lying around to gif up being a big fan and all.

Zing!

Sandolf 11-02-2010 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder (Post 7137008)
Maybe while fornicating you can put a paper bag over your head with Haley's picture on it then she won't fake it anymore perhaps?

Sounds like a good idea to me.

siberian khatru 11-02-2010 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 7137251)
My wife is more of Jeff Fisher kind of girl.

So did you have to grow a stache to keep up?

TinyEvel 11-02-2010 08:09 AM

I think it's because he's growing a goatee. Now, once he shaves his head with that goatee, he'll be really attractive. AND he'll qualify to post on CP.

The Franchise 11-02-2010 08:10 AM

My wife thinks Succop is hot.

gblowfish 11-02-2010 08:18 AM

Sorry.
Got no plans with a man...

Hammock Parties 11-02-2010 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 7138455)
My wife thinks Succop is hot.

That dude is not only handsome, but he has the best guns on a kicker I've ever seen.

I bet he pulls grade A quality tail.

Red Dawg 11-02-2010 08:26 AM

**** yeah he's cute. Fugg'in adoreable.

'Hamas' Jenkins 11-02-2010 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gif Horse (Post 7138484)
That dude is not only handsome, but he has the best guns on a kicker I've ever seen.

David Buehler is a hell of a lot more cut up than Succop.

Mr. Flopnuts 11-02-2010 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 7137647)
ding ding ding

That's okay, I'm an ugly mother****er of Irish drunken descendents.

Frazod 11-02-2010 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 7138449)
I think it's because he's growing a goatee. Now, once he shaves his head with that goatee, he'll be really attractive. AND he'll qualify to post on CP.

He's just reaching out to us. :D

Christofire 11-02-2010 09:56 AM

My wife already thought Haley was cute, but when she found out he was a family man with five kids, she really dug him.

DieChief 11-02-2010 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LocoChiefsFan (Post 7136997)
So I'm watching Haleys presser the other day, and my wife comes up and stands behind me for a minute, then she says, "Who's the hottie?". Caught me off guard, because for some reason the thought of woman thinking Haley was attractive never crossed my mind. I told her that was the Chiefs coach, she said, "Wow, well he's cute." Yesterday while we were out trick or treating with the kids we ran into friends and the wives start talking about Haley and how "cute" he is. So, apparently my wife isn't the only one who feels this way. Curious, has anyone else's significant other brought this up to you? Maybe I can use this to my advantage some how.

YOUR FAT A$$ PORKY WIFE THINKS THE TRACTOR MECHANIC WITH GLAUCOMA IS A HOTTIE. YOU MUST NOT BE DOING IT FOR HER ANYMORE.

loochy 11-02-2010 10:01 AM

I think my girlfriend would be more in to a Tamba Hali sorta guy...

http://arrowheadaddict.com/files/201...ambahali01.jpg

DieChief 11-02-2010 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 7138504)
David Buehler is a hell of a lot more cut up than Succop.

OH MY GOD! YOU GUYS ARE FA@S!

gblowfish 11-02-2010 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DieChief (Post 7138728)
OH MY GOD! YOU GUYS ARE FA@S!

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Hammock Parties 11-02-2010 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DieChief (Post 7138728)
OH MY GOD! YOU GUYS ARE FA@S!

And we're about to make you bend over, bitch.

DieChief 11-02-2010 10:24 AM

YIKES! I'M OUTTA HERE FA@S!

Carlota69 11-02-2010 03:33 PM

Haley is a FOX!


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