****OFFICIAL RIP IN ADVANCE HOOTIE THREAD****
 

As many of you know, Hootie is making a voyage to the Oakland Coliseum this Sunday.

I just want to say that seriously, sometimes we argued, but it was nice knowing you. I hope you spend your last few days doing what you love.

-Buck

Good night, sweet prince.

-Pants

bye hooter man, it was nice knowin' ya... :deevee:

Don't drop the bar soap, Hootie.

We hardly, hardly knew ye

One word of advice for Hootie:




Lubricant.

Screw that. I want him to come back with two broken feet from kicking so many of those silver and black pillowbiters right in the balls.

Go skydiving!!

Not really.

it's oakland...i don't think they have soap.
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FWIW, I agree with you Hootie. I thought Damon Huard played a LOT better than Trent Green in that 2006 season and should have started in the playoffs.

Wear a Marcus Allen Chiefs jersey with Zubaz pants. No one will bother you...

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Wear a Marcus Allen Chiefs jersey with Zubaz pants. No one will bother you. :evil:

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Don't worry I mailed Hootie some boar jizz for self defense.

I thought of going but I probably will just save the $$$$ and watch it with friends instead of idiots.

You guys
are so ****ing stupid
if you think I'm scared
of a little piss from Raiders fans.
DUMB
but I'm just RIGHT, as usual. /you know who, from the Pizza Hut

I thought you added a spark to the forum.

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Screw the haters hootie...Piss on Raiderman's leg.

Damn, Gatorade for 50 cents? Thats a ****ing deal!

See ya bundle of sticks

This won't end well.

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Hootie's used to having piss thrown at him and pissing on others so he should fit right in.
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Raider fans might piss down your leg, but they aren't used to the victim returning the favor...

I think you underestimate Hootie. He's used to be surrounded by idiots throwing Urine and Semen at him, he'll take it and laugh.

besides, while some of the Giants in LA may do Midget bowling for fun, Hootie and Chuck Norris prefer Bowling with people who shop at Layne Giant.

Hootie needs to use the "Last Stand" Perk so he can have one last effort to pee on the raider fans after they stab him.

I was saving this for a rainy day, but my buddy had a photo taken last week that I can no longer NOT share after flops Mr T.

I pitty the fool

Hootie will go in slangin' rocks to Raiders fans, and walk out of there piss drunk from all the free beer and blowjobs he gets for being so pimp.

Realistically, what would you expect if you went into a division rival's stadium in chiefs wear?

I did it every year in Seattle and never took 1 oz. of shit. In fact, I almost got into a little squab with a couple of drunken punks calling a couple of women in their 60's "Chiefs fan ****s". Didn't get the chance though, Seahawk fans jumped their shit and dumped some beer on them.

Seattle...........Oakland. There's a difference.
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In Seattle I would think people are to busy getting some coffee to get in a fight with a person in another teams gear.

If he doesnt wear Chiefs colors he'll be ok. if he wears Chiefs colors he's an idiot..lol

Dude, they act like gang members in Oakland. it is not safe to go to that shit hole wearing your colors. its pathetic!

He needs to wear Raiders colors and give Cassel shit all game long.

2.7 sec. on a bull named Foo Man Choo.

Oh yeah!! Because starbucks started there, and they're everywhere. I see Eye Cee wut yu diyid thar.

Is it true that if you would have been hired as the Chiefs GM cutting Tamba Hali would have been your first move? Epic.

I know. I'm an ass holio, but it's not like you didn't say it.

What would I expect?

Shit talk, perhaps? In good nature, of course...

Not to get stabbed.

You should be fine. The only place that I'd worry about getting in a fight is the nose bleed seats. Their cheap and any ****ing alcoholic Raider fan can sit there and get drunk.

Don't go into the bathroom, Hootie. They'll gang rape you in there.

Hootie love the courage.

you got balls man.

Hootie, don't wear red, man.

Hootie the regular guy we don't know on the Planet will be fine.

If however, and for some destined reason Hootie the Planet comes out, All of Sweet, Merciful Tebow's godly juke box will NOT save our assesa

Just pull yo dick out brah and everything will be cool. That crowd will mostly consist of gay people in gorilla suits, so that's what the are after.

i went one year and i seen them carry a Chiefs fan out on a stretcher, he got his ****ing ass pummeled.

That day i got to the stadium the cops came up to me and told me, its ok to wear the Chiefs stuff out here, but when you walk into the stadium cover up. When you are in your seat then you can show your colors, but under any circumstances do not wear the Chiefs stuff inside the stadium where the food/bathrooms stuff is. He also told me that they like to kick peoples asses when they are taking a piss in the bathroom.

I am not lying on any of this.

Don't you mean "don't share the soap Hootie"?

screwdriver,ice pick, or razor?

at some point hootie will cheer on a chiefs play. The record will go rrrrrriiiiiiiipppppppp in his section and thatll be that.

LMAO LMAO LMAO

Duuuuurrrrrrrrrrr.....we're the greatest fans in sports....DUUUUUUUUURRRRR

ROFL

I've got a black sweatshirt with a silver KC on it you can borrow. It should keep you safe cause none of them fuggers can read anyway.

Tip #3% and maybe they'll let you live /Stephanie Polon