My teacher is an a-hole.. and a raiders fan
 

I don't typically post, but lurk often.. I thought my fellow planeteers might get a kick out of this.. I just got done taking my history test at UMKC. My teacher is an avid football fan and from California. I never put two and two together until the last question on my exam, which read:
"The Kansas City Chiefs play the Oakland Raiders this weekend, who will win?"
A. The Oakland Raiders
B. The Oakland Raiders
C. The Oakland Raiders
D. The Oakland Raiders

I held strong and risked the grade hit and wrote in E. The Kansas City Chiefs, faiders will LOSE! ...I call BS on this question!

...thought the teacher was an awesome guy until tonight. He's now an enemy! GO CHIEFS!!

First!

Sounds like a flaming bag of poo is in order.

Nah,take the teacher a nice red delicious apple
























with a razor blade in it.

Slaughter his cat! THAT MOTHER****ER

Tell him you hope Al Davis lives to 160.

Fight fire with fire: A shiv in his ribs.

Get an Arrowhead Decal and put it on his car. 100 of them.

Seriously, if you want to **** with a Raider fan. Lets do it this weekend.

ANTIFREEZE

You people are slipping.
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I held strong and risked the grade hit and wrote in E. The Kansas City Chiefs, faiders will LOSE! ...I call BS on this question!

Way to stick to your guns son.

Haha. I love it! Keep the ideas comin! I'll pick my favorite and act upon it! One thing is for sure, my jersey is gonna be worn not only on sundays but now mandatory on Tuesday and Thursday as well.

COME ON FELLOW PLANETEER! LETS WRECK SOME SHIT

Plunk him with a Ray-O-Vac....

I hope the shiv in the ribs wins!

You could bring his wife into class and PIIHB in front of him....

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dude friendly rivalry is fun

my ex girlfriend is a raiders fa
had a great football bud who was a denver fan

a boss that is a raiders fan( unless they sucked then he was a giants fan)

but other teams fans are fun if they have clue

A Raider girlfriend, back in the day, would have been awesome.. Dirty Sanchez!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey dude , all I need is a mailing address, I'll send him loads of boar jizz as well as invoices to make him pay for it.

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Tell your teacher that he is no Jim Falls!

Just make sure to do it with a KC jersey on ;)

take a shit into a bowl, shape the shit into a shiv, freeze it, stab your teacher with the shit shiv, profit?

Your teacher is an A-HOLE becasue he / she is a Raiders fan...

Tomahawk chop him upside the head

Take a shit on his desk.

I have to admit, when Bo Jackson went to the Raiders, when the Raiders where in Los Angeles, I didn't hate them as much. I was just a kid and loved Bo. I've always loved the Chiefs, but didn't really hate the Raiders much then.

I didn't know they allowed ex-convicts to hold teaching jobs.

FYP...........My teacher is an a-hole raiders fan. The "and a" is extra fluff that should only be used when writing term papers. Carry on.....

E none of the above

Do you have any upcoming essay or essay questions on tests?

You can easily draw parallels between historical battles and the Chiefs going into Oakland whomping the Faiders upstart asses.

The entire Planet would love to assist you in this endeavor.

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Well you know your teacher wont ever be a Chief fan. No offense, but you guys aren't exactly the smartest bunch.

Dont you have a car to steal?

Dont you have to go bang your sister or chop wood or something?

Hey man, what you do in your own time is up to you, but thats rather gross.

Nice to see California is still providing internet access in their prisons.

So what is this professor's name?

just get to class early and bring some red chalk. Draw a huge arrowhead on the chalkboard

Chalkboard? It's been a while since you've been in a classroom, hasn't it?

OH, about 20 years. They don't have those anymore? Ok then, bring a red permanent ink marker and draw an arrowhead on your teachers chair.

Not sure about the rest of you guys, but I like this teacher. He is in KC and puts a Raiders question on a quiz/test, that is some funny shit right there!!:LOL:

The title for this thread is totally redundant