Steve Johnson (Bills Receiver) Blames God for Dropped TD...
 

After Steven "Stevie" Johnson dropped his 5th, and most important pass, of the day in what should have been a huge upset win over the Steelers, Stevie had this to say on his twitter:

I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO..

So, apparently, God didn't want Buffalo to win, and THAT'S the reason the pass went through his arms...

http://twitter.com/#!/StevieJohnson13

lol what a douche

Outstanding. I'm thrilled and ecstatic that professional athletes are finally holding god accountable for his fickle nature.

Pray to Satan, fellas.

I feel for him...

AWESOME

Jesus

He can probably go to hell.

I'll never understand the obsession people have with calling out athletes on the whole God in sports thing

Aahhahaa.. Maybe there were Angels in the secondary.. This was not a championship game so it is allowed..

I really hope this is a fake account. Not verified.

It's funny because he's an adult who believes in a fairy tale.

I did too...until I read this

That it is stupid that athletes praise god for their winning?? I agree...

I have no problem with this, if someone is going to give God all the credit for winning, they sure as hell should blame him when they lose.

Finally somebody blames god. He gets all the credit so you also get the blame.

That's when you blame that other guy.You know,the one that lives under ground in the fire and stuff.

Twitter is the greatest invention ever.

See, he forgot to pray "in Jesus' name," so God ain't tryin' to hear that anyway.

Maybe God's angry that he forgot to use the stick-um he provided...

I never saw the drop. Anyone have a youtube link or a gif?

Awesome I love it. About frikken time someone blames him instead of always saying god made me catch the winning TD. Always wondered why he never took the blame and only took the credit.

Dear Mr. Johnson,

Perhaps I have not made myself clear to you.

Four failed Super Bowl trips in a row.

Three Super Bowl championships in the past ten years.

Which team do you think I root for? You moron.

Sincerely, **God**

(P.S.: It's really not my fault. I have to root for the Patriots. Despite what he's done, Lucifer--while fallen--is still one of my angels, and I have a soft spot for the doofus, and since Coach Belichick has that deal with him, you know... Sorry.)

Agreed. And the really funny thing is IF there was a god do you think he'd really care about who won a football game with all the strife elsewhere in the world at the same moment.

Um, is he forreal?

After seeing the post-game interview where he totally manned up, I don't believe that twitter account is real or it's hacked.

But if there IS is a god, then he's by definition perfect, which means that he's an avid football fan and cares more about football than stuff like third-world droughts and earthquakes.

You maybe on to something there maybe he had a point spread play in Vegas he had to cover or something. It does seem like the guy constantly needs money.

I figure he's still ticked off at the Bills for Thurman Thomas. God hates Thurman Thomas.

About damn time.

He may hate Thurman Thomas, but he obviously loves Frank Reich.

Him, too?

Maybe God is to blame. After all, he was using his "God- given" abilities.

Seriously...?
 

Wow. that is pretty crazy. :mad:

He only did that so he could embarrass Thurman Thomas in the Super Bowl yet again.

YO JEZUZ IT WAS REAL SWEET WHEN U CHANGED THAT WATER TO WINE AND SHIT BUT I JUST NEEDED A CATCH AND UR ALL LIKE WTF AND DON LEMME GET IT???

MUCH LUV THO.

That is the absolute most rediculous twitter statement that I've ever heard.

This is coming from the guy that had "why so serious" on his undershirt last week.

He's trolling y'all.

He plays in Buffalo, he is in hell.

God thinks Twitter is lame. So He probably didn't see it.

That got bad karma written all over it. You watch he going to have something bad happen to him because he mocked the word of god. Also god doesn't help football players players should say god gave me a gift so i can use it to the best of my ability. He had nothing to do with me winning the game i have to work on my game and skills to win not him helping me.

God bet the over.

You know it's bad when Scott Norwood feels sorry for you.

Carlin is spinning in ecstasy in his grave....
 

"Jesus made me drop the ball. The good Lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage."

Bold prediction, nut. At some point, something bad WILL happen to him.

Vengeance from the imaginary man in the sky, clearly.

I dont think he is talking about god. I think he was talking about his right palm

Powerful stuff. Reminds me of the opening scene in Dracula where a pure-hesrted true believer "falls" so hard that he becomes pure evil, managing to even overcome death itself. If I'm covering this guy next week, I'm having garlic for lunch.

People do things in bad situations.

Drink.




Post on teh innerwebs/facebook/text.








Knock up road whores...

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He reminds me of Hines Ward.

He has no one outstanding attribute but he just.........DOES.

He's the consistent force for that team right now. Despite being about average in all areas he just makes plays...

Only against Pittsburgh does this shit happen.



It's not enough that they have the Zebras on their side, but God too? ****!

Perhaps God just wants him to STFD and STFU? Who wouldn't with someone bothering you 24/7 like he said he does. Sounds a little like being Baptized to death like they did on Boardwalk Empire.

Funny, I've never seen anyone say God made them catch a ball, or score a TD or anything else. I have seen people give God thanks for the gifts they have, what they do with those gifts is totally in their own hands.

You, on the other hand need to figure out what God is all about, and it's not a game.

What I find hilarious is that people like you call it a fairy tale because you have no faith. When the lights go out, what fear keeps you awake?

It's really interesting that non-believers find such joy trying to hang a trip on believers. If you don't believe what does it matter to you that someone else does? It's a non-sequitur. Obviously you can't live and let live.

God want us to win the world championship. /barkley

it's more sad that you think God is a fairy tale.

Off to the DC in 3......2......1.....

Would you rather it stay here?

The whole premise is a load of crap. Players that are believers do not thank God for letting them catch a ball or scoring a TD. The players thank God for being their savior, seems that's a concept that you and others just can't conceive.

Maybe some day you will find what others have. Until then try, just try, to live and let live.

Lighten up, Francis. You are a sanctimonious douche waffle and belong in the DC romper room with this holier than thou crapola.

You have no idea what my religious beliefs are, because if I WERE to debate religion, it would be in THE DC SECTION....where it belongs.

Be off with you. Don't make me taunt you again.

Go argue with these guys:
http://tinyurl.com/2unsuek

Who does he blame for his 1980s rap video haircut? The 89 Pistons called and said your haircut is tacky.

I have.

But their faith is none of my bid'ness.

"Why did the acorn fall on THAT squirrel right when we were there!?!?! OMG!?!!"

What happened, happened.

How you feel about it is up to you...

Once again: proof for teh DEBIL!1!

God likes Football. It just so happens that he switched from the Broncos when Elway left to the steelers.

The nice thing about faith is that it's like talking about another dimension. None of us know a damn thing so everyone's opinion is valid. I'm not overly religious, so I don't know if there is a God or not and, honestly, I don't care too much 'cause, one way or another, I'm gonna find out just like everyone else. But, if there is a God, I'm pretty sure He doesn't really intervene in football games or in much else on Earth; I see it more of a "he set up the ant farm and what the ants do is their own problem" kinda thing.

But I'll mention there was a "House" episode last week involving faith, and House had a good quote about how he stopped believing in God when his "curly hairs grew in", LOL. (He also had another great one-liner with Cuddy, his g/f-boss, who is giving him the cold shoulder, when he said, "What do you have against chickens? One got choked last night because of you.") :D

Boom.

New sig...

What a sad thing for you to be the way you are. The good news is that Jesus Loves YOU whether you love him or not.

I'm not holier than anyone, I do however believe that Christ is my salvation and yours. If I were perfect would I be here?

Link?

Pretty much every other press conference Kurt Warner ever had.

Oh, and the good gentleman now playing b/u for the Donks...

I'll let Bill Hicks comment for me (NSFW...naughty language):

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I wish I could reach through my monitor and squirt AIDS on all you people who act like you're offended at something said on the internet.

Condescending comments like that are great fuel for anti-religion people.

You say things like "live and let live", then you follow them up with patronizing comments like that.

steven johnson syndrome (this is a real syndrome). explains alot.

well they thank God anytime something good happens, so why shouldn't it go both ways?


j/k

FINALLY!!!!

Finally somebody makes sense. If you praise God for all the blessings you have in a game, then you should praise God for all the bad shit too. I mean if you are going to ignore the fact that you did all the hard work and preparation to get into the NFL and give God credit for that, you might as well give blame when shit doesn't go the way you want.

I just think the whole focal point for this topic and/or athletes is off base.

Ex:

"I'd like to to thank God for giving me my abilities. etc..." We've heard it time & time again.

And now Steve Johnson going to the opposite.

"I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO.."

So much focus on us and what's going on in our lives. The Good, The Bad. Etc.

Perhaps Steve wrote this when he was angry so it's not entirely how he feels but I think he could use some perspective.

It's not about you or me. It's about Jesus. As God he didn't have to come into this world and pay for our many sins but he did. Why? Simply because he loves us.

Serious question: Who was he paying for our sins?

Sounds like several of my dumbass Facebook friends that blame every minor inconvenience in life on God, and celebrate every minor victory by thanking God.

Because George Bush broke the Economy.

I think I get where you're going. If not, i apologize in advance for this..

I'm no scholar (far from it) and I think that's a great question (perhaps it's answered in the Gospel. I'm not sure) but it's my guess that it was God. Perhaps it's the law that he created that must be met.

Certainly there's a part of me that wonders "Why couldn't he have just forgave our sins. After all, he is God. Why have to put your son through that?"

But apparently it doesn't work that way and I'm sure it's just one of many things I could never understand while on this earth.

I wish I could squirt Julie Newmar's burning liquid orgasm on you face with a super-soaker...














Ok, I really don't.

I'm just stupified by your post.

Honestly?

You are angry for people being bitchy, moronic, and ill-informed on teh webs?

Some people just don't have the iron to accept that sometimes life sucks for no good reason.