Best way to cook toast?
 

I got some bread but I'm all out of meat and cheese, so I figured I'd cook some toast.

What should I do?

This explains everything... Kinda loud though

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"Phillip Rivers isn't a bitch"

preheat oven 350 degrees

butter both sides

put toast on directly rack, not on pan

cook bout 8 mins

welder's mask

cutting torch

paper plate

the ove glove

Baste it thoroughly in Magic Johnsons blood,and then deep fry it in antifreeze.Enjoy!
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you forgot to add your head to oven.

NO U

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i didn't really mean you.
so, i should clarify:
*optional* you can add your head if you feel the need.

No butter and feed it to Norv Turner as if he doesn't choke enough already

ROFL /thread

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i think i'll stick my head in an oven now.

I think they invented a thing called a toaster.

You should go to your favorite ghey bar and find a dick to suck.

Another Eric Warfield thread? Haven't we gotten over him yet?

broil or the oster toaster are both great

George Foreman grill FTW!!!!

1. Toast it
2. Smother some creme fraiche on that son of a bitch.

You could also dip it in antifreeze.

San Diego Best way to eat/cook toast?

The best way to cook toast is not to cook it at all, but to watch it being cooked for you post-coitally by a naked **fill in your favorite actress's name here**

Ding! Toast is ****ing done.

And the quarterback is TOAST!!!!

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Buy toaster. Insert bread. Wait. Eat toast. Success.

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put it in ur armpits :(

Attach piece of bread to Chargers' kick coverage units.
Wait until kickoff.
Remove and enjoy.

The key ingredient is bread. If you do not have bread, then you cannot make toast. You must remember that.

Oh god. Brought back many high school moments... about forgot this existed.

Blow torch

So, did you put some creme fraiche on that bitch? **** yeah.

I cant figure out how to make the bread

Who cares! You and the Chargers both figured out how to choke on a cockmeat sandwich tho.

Water, yeast, salt, sugar, flour.

****ing moron.

Oooo **** yeah, that's ****ing hot.
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(New York accent, grabbing crotch)

"Yo! I gots yer creme fresh right hear, buddy!"

They don't need bread when there is cock involved.

You are definitely missing out.

How about I put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!!!

As long as you're buying dinner, I'm cool with it.

On second thought, I am going to rescind the invitation. I do not want to cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity.

Hire Norv Turner as your chef.

Oh man, I'm in a similar dilemma, I'm all out of bread, but I'm loaded on Meat and Cheese. My problem is that I have been trying to butter my meat for the last hour without any success. Buck, can you offer me any wisdom in my time of need?

Substitute the bread for more meat. /Colonel Sanders

Oooh that sounds tough. I recommend some I Can't Believe It's Not Butter spray.

Should be easy to coat the meat and cheese.

http://www.icantbelieveitsnotbutter....mage_spray.jpg

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I Believe!

Wal-Mart has $10 Made in China Toasters that work for about 2 weeks. You should get a couple.

recipe

get some players from New York.
marinade in over confidence.

Sear via Hall of Fame QB

let rest for 2 quarters
Slice, and serve with a slice of Humble Pie.

Well ,now it looks like the Chargers may be toast after Sunday!

toast the chaaaaagahhhhs!!!!

Put it in a smoker, or use a cast iron skillet. /CP

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