A polling favor for Kurt Cobain, Part 1.
 

Kurt Cobain (the poster, not the dead guy) let me know that he's unable to finish his "good things" poll due to a lack of internet access. I'm guessing it's because he's incarcerated or institutionalized, but that's just a guess. Anyway, he asked me to handle it for him, so here you go.

Pick three of the four items in the poll that will soon be visible somewhere on your screen above this text. The top three vote-getters will move into a top-two poll and then a championship poll.

Bacon cheeseburgers edged out blondes for the final position in this race, by the way. There's something wrong with you people.

Pffff......I would say there is something wrong with YOU

I don't give blowjobs.

**** bacon cheeseburgers

Admittedly, one can definitely admire a good bacon cheeseburger, but it is also more difficult to have sex with one.

Not really. I just go to Wendy's

{Reviews poll, notes sex and blowjobs...}

I'd say that Blondes remain well represented in this poll. Afterall, they're only useful for the 2 things previously noted.

And when it comes to either of those, Blonde is merely a plus rather than a pre-requisite.

The poll stands.

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Better there than Dairy Queen.

I thought of it like this:

If God came down and said, "Detoxing, I'm going to eliminate Blondes or Bacon Cheeseburgers from this world. So, which would you rather have for the rest of your life? A Brunette AND a Bacon Cheeseburger, or a Blonde with no Bacon Cheeseburgers ever again?"

I'd take the brunette and bacon cheeseburger combo over just the blonde any day of the week.

This is probably the best argument I've ever seen made. Ever.

Good point, but I'm not sure that's the choice. I think it's Brunette+bacon cheeseburger vs blonde+pulled pork sandwich. What would your choice be in that scenario?

In the long run, it cost less to eat a cheeseburger than to eat a blonde.

Hair dye.

Pulled pork FTW!

This is why you can't trust Rainman - the pulled pork exists in both scenarios.

So the question isnt' "Blonde/Pulled Pork v. Brunette/Bacon" it's "Blonde/Pulled Pork v. Brunette/Bacon/AND Pulled Pork."

Don't fall for this false dichotomy bullcrap.

See, that's not fair. We're not talking about eliminating pulled pork sandwiches.

But, IF we had to make them into combos, I'd still take the Brunette and Bacon Cheeseburger.

A Grilled Bacon Cheeseburger with Lettuce, Tomato, thick slices of applewood smoked bacon, french fried onions, BBQ Sauce, mayo, American & Jalepeno Jack Cheese and little slices of Jalepeno on a grilled bun vs a Pulled pork Sandwich?


Pfffff..........Not even close.

This.

But so do the brunettes. This is why we should control for only the changed variables. Otherwise, it's blondes+pulled pork+rainbow suspenders + Audis + Tanzania + ... + menorahs vs. brunettes+bacon cheesburgers+rainbow suspenders + Audis + Tanzania + ... + menorahs.

Or something like that.

You ruined with the jalapeno. I'd definitely go with the blonde and the pulled pork if there's jalapeno on the bacon cheeseburger. That ruins the whole thing.

Well, they could be good for three things, (if they like that sort of thing).
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Cooking Bacon Cheeseburgers?

Does Wendy's offer the brunette and bacon cheeseburger combo? It sounds good as long as you don't get it large sized.

It's not possible for me to not vote for any of those options.

Sex, beer, and bacon cheeseburgers.

Yeah, that's easy for a girl to say.