if you could have sex with 1 woman
 

who would it be?
For me it would be Judge Judy

I second Judge Judy...

Your mother

I already made that choice. Now I just have to live with it. Forever.

I'm having sex with Judge Judy right now. It's kind of boring, so I'm also on chiefsplanet.

John Goodman.

:thumb:

Thats the unpossible question my friend
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Damn, knew someone would beat me to it. :LOL:

I doubt you want Live Steam's sloppy seconds.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:b...9af637.jpg&t=1

Shes a fox

that chick who sewed the first American flag..... love that shit!

LMAO, she wont be such a smartmouthed hardass when she's bent over the couch, will she?

Natalie Portman before she turned into a ****ING WHORE.

Why, Natalie? WHY?

/cry

the rigor mortis restores that tight, 13-year-old p^ssy.

Phyllis Diller while laughing.


notice my post is 666

Kelli Croyle, and I want him to watch.

man, this thread...

Joan Rivers

The thread title clearly states "woman"

Is there a woman somewhere who has the ability to get taller and shorter, curvier and leaner, and switch race and hair color occasionally? If so, her.

problem is , she will switch sexes on you while you aren't looking.

Nobody wants Nancy Pelosi ? WTF

What about those Hanson chicks?

They have penises.

Rob Schnieder's (sp) 2nd daughter from the movie Grownups.

Jamie Chung
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/h...al29/chung.jpg

I've already made my choice.....


but give me a crack at Oprah.....If I try real hard she might pay for return services.

For you i was thinking Roseann Bar
Tom Arnold being an IOWA boy & all

That idea has already been entertained by Dave Chapelle. :(

my dream 3 on 1
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:LOL:

LMAO

Any time she goes Thai, I'll check carefully before doing anything.

The chick from the disney harry potter show, she just turned eightteen.

Carrie Underwood.

Michelle Obama.

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Just thinking I could return the favor ya know.

Now that you mention it, I'd totally tap Louis.

The Progressive Insurance lady on those TV commercials...then Shania Twain.

with a good woman, it's easier than you think.

Natalie Portman. Again.

pamela anderson when she was 18 or maybe 17,when she still had her cherry darnitt.

what, to get them to have sex with you? :evil::thumb:LMAOo:-):drool::spock::doh!::harumph::hmmm:

I'd shag Oprah so good, Gale would experience the little death.

I bet Dave Lane wants Mother Teresa

for my pick, it should be rather obvious: gabriel giffords, RIGHT NOW (aka, while under medically induced coma). she couldn't say no to anal and you could get up and go without having to do any bullshit cuddling.

I've always wanted Pamela anderson !

Terry Schiavo's fine ass.

S.e cupp for sure
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Sarah Palin, I'd PIIHB fer sure!

Lets try this again.
NO HOT-TIES ALLOWED

Oprah Winfrey - (sorry if repost)..

I would save DNA and file lawsuit

me, myself and I

:Lin:

We have a name for all that
Rose & her lil sisters
Good choice though

Palin's thickish older daughter.

I want some.

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you would drop her like a hot potato & hit up on old momzzzzzz
you know you would

Blake Lively

http://www.bscreview.com/wp-content/...ake-lively.jpg

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SHE IS ONLY 17 GOTTA WAIT A COUPLE MONTHS

Don't leave that door that wide open. jeesh!

Nice shoes!

So does nauilin Sarah and Bristol in the same bed count as one woman?

:shake:

Mystique, from the X-Men then, and yes, me too. That.

Jessica Biel

Gotta have a bitch with deadly curves

That chick from the Chiefs postgame with the nice titties. If she's willing to **** some dude in full view of the public on the hood of a car then she probably won't mind me gettin' some.

http://minnesota.publicradio.org/col...ages/angie.jpg

Probably her, as long as the picture is recent.

Edit: Wow I'm a moron for not seeing the date in the picture. Was too focused on the girl I guess.

Been there... the effort is commendable but the execution leaves much to be desired.

So you like when the pubes haven't kinked up yet, huh? When they're still nice and smooth and only go in one direction?

Alison Brie.

**** tha shit out her
 

:hump: Jessica mother ****in alba.... sexiest female in tha world :hump:

Kate Beckinsale.

I love how this thread has turned into I'M TOO BIG A ****ING MORON TO GET THE POINT OF THE THREAD OR READ PREVIOUS POSTS HAHAHAHAHA

First real response. Way to ruin the thread buddy.

I can't decide between Harriet Beecher Stowe and the Wendy's girl. I would wreck those chicks.

http://www.americaslibrary.gov/asset...eecher_1_e.gif

http://blogs.1077theend.com/files/2009/09/wendys.jpg

If Billay were able to post, I think he'd say Bukakeyepea because he's the only one here man enough to satisfy that floppy cootered tater hog.


I wouldn't say something that rude, but if billay were here......