If you could have sex with 1 man
 

Let's see how much action THIS thread gets. :D

I put the over/under for total posts at 12.

Tough one. Probably Josh McDaniels because he's such a soft bitch.

Tom brady.

I am going to shag the next man who posts in this thread.

I would rape PAWNMOWERS ASS!!!











With a broom handle

Tom Brady

/Steven St. John

I'd have to say Tamba Hali...he looked like he new what he was doin' in that picture.

John stamos

Rex Ryan = submissive twink

John Goodman.

I know for a fact pawnmower wants me & fantasizes about me & my basement .

"I can picture you in your mom's basement just RAGEING around....all mad with your special helmet on and penis pump half way inflated"

Can we assume that you'd both be standing?

well those crutches gotta go so.. i dunno lol

1974 Jack Nicholson.

I'd go full on lesbian.

Harrison Ford circa "Raiders"
Dane McCloud
Chuck Norris
whoever's breaking into RainMan's house
the Golden Voiced homeless dude (double rubber)
the Shamwow guy
Ryan Seacrest (because I know it'll go in easy)
Chazz Bono (this may not count, though)
that dude from "The Crying Game" (close enough to a chick that I can daydream)
Jay Leno (but only if Conan gets to watch and laugh)

gochiefs

The hillside strangler is strong with this one.

Skinny Elvis, or Fat Elvis?

Oh, forgot to stipulate, before I get into trouble... for Dane McCloud and Chuck Norris, technically you don't have sex with them... they have sex with you.

Your dad.

Actually I think that would be the Boston Strangler...

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Thank you
God be with you my son

You know you would =P
 

hehe

http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Chy...a_photo_21.jpg

-or-

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.co...olebass/15.jpg

I can't decide. You guys need to help me.

Pfft. She's had work done. No way those tits are real.

Kaiser Soze?

He might be dead tho...

your mom

Justin Bieber.

He's underage, right??

That's easy.. the World's Most Interesting Man, from the Dos Equis ads.

lotta queers in this thread.

i'm just gonna keep having sex with myself

Sean Connery

I am shocked that no one said Shaun Smith. If things don't work right, he can always finish you off with a vigorous tug job. :p

ROFL

Was this thread necessary?

Johnny Depp

This, IF (a big if) I were a woman.

TAKE THE SPINICH BITCH!
http://www.trailershut.com/movie-pos...vie-Poster.jpg

luv

Definitely Rams Fan

Brodie Croyle, and make Kelli watch.

Which one? Bond Connery, Highlander Connery, Medicine Man Connery, or Last Crusade Connery?

EDIT: forgot Hunt For Red October Connery.

How about Sean Connery from the Jeopardy SNL skits?

DragonHeart Connery. ;)

Adam Sandler. Love old jews.

Plus sandler would make an uncomfortable situation(two guys boning) funny and ok.

:drool: :thumb:

This is ghey.

NTTATWWT

:D

You seriously underestimated the manlove on CP.

This bitch'll hit 100 without breaking a sweat.

Rupaul... ftw!

Old? Shit him and I.... oh wait.. ah crap, he got old, I got old.

Sandras Bullock and Bernhard.

Captain Kangaroo, fo sho.

ChiefsCountry

Red October / Entrapment Connery

Hey, another thing Luv and I have in common.

keep this up and you will be in bugeater zone. :D

Damn it, Luv, you're going to get me in trouble. LMAO

But...

:drool:

:thumb:

Then again, there was nobody hotter than Bob Ross! :drool:x2

http://online.wsj.com/public/resourc...2004202645.jpg

I just felt obligated to show the body pic. Here's a picture of him I like much better.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...pKwf492xpP63Gw

Shit, I still do Bob Ross i my dreams LMAO ... RIP Bob!

nah, I want the body ;-)

Bob Dole

Bob Dole

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...o_portrait.JPG

or Bob Dole

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/i...e/100_1551.jpg

ah, what the hell.. both.

Me.

Flopnuts... He lookin' goooood, girlfriends.
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... I would ask him to shoot me in the head first.

I'm the only man that i'd ever put it in my butt for myself.






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Paul Rudd for sure.

Into necrophilia huh?

Is this a mutually intimate encounter or am I going to have to hold him down? The answer to this will affect my answer greatly but I'll admit a certain stirring in my loins considering all the possibilities.

:harumph:LMAO

This guy rocks my world /R8ders

Please! I do have standards.

This is an old Jew. Sandler is Young.

http://freewomensblogs.com/images/bi...Rickles_wi.jpg

Nah,.... Boys are just getting in touch with their feminine side. It's healthy.

And he tastes like....?