Valentine's Day!
 

What are ya'll doing for you wives, girlfriends, boyfriends, gay lovers, animal types?

We've already covered this a couple times, not a goddamn thing.

No repost for joo?

I'm gonna try and **** a 5-10 blonde.

Nah, that's lame, and I'll take any opportunity I can get to bitch about this effing joke of a 'holiday'.

Man or woman or both?

I'm pretty sure you're a man.

Did I Brett Favre you by accident?

Yes, but I replied on purpose.

ROFL:thumb:

Here's a cool idea I just saw. The World Wildlife Fund has this deal where you can send them 8 bucks a month and adopt a Polar Bear. Ergo, you can give your loved one their very own adopted, individual Polar Bear.

I think that would be kind of a cool Valentine's Day gift. Or, maybe a cool National Polar Bear Day present. Beats the heck out of a stuffed teddy bear thing, I think.

FAX

May you find out that she's a solid 7.5

I will be saving money since I'm going through a divorce.

Right there with you.

Out to eat, and then home for homework, nursing school for her, Biness school homework for me FTW!

wife works late through tax season. might meet her in town for a drink and supper.
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He's a man with a plan.

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HAPPY VD

I bet you will be saving for that day but I bet in the overall big picture, this will probably be the most expensive VD of your life.:shake:

FYP

Show her your sensitive side ..... Donate to the Human Fund...............

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I am going to blow my head off in her lap.

How lame would a one year subscription to Pandora Radio (takes away ads and the are you listening bull shit) be for a valentines present be? We're both broke recent college grads. She told me not to get her anything, but I know better. This is 36 bucks, and she'll use it all year, where as a dozen rozes is like 30 bucks and they'll be rotten in under a week.

This ain't a holiday for married people.

Gonna go find some bitch here at the hotel, or maybe some 18y/o who needs a few extra bucks & pay her for a BJ.

Figure I'll still spend less than you saps taking your woman out & at least I'm guaranteed some action. ROFL

Got the wife a ticket to Pakistan.

When she gets there I'm putting her on the "No Fly" list.

:thumb:

this.

Your soon-to-be ex must not be doing something right.

Two dozen roses for her at work, one for each year I didn't send her flowers at work. When she has to tell me that she wants flowers at work, over the course of this past week, I can't say that she doesn't mean anything else but, "Love you. Do it. Or I'll find creative ways to make your life Hell for at least two weeks."

Win-win. She gets to show her co-workers, who have been getting roses for years, that she's not married to a reerun. I keep a healthy chunk of my ass intact.

It's not a Holiday: it's a guilt bank for women.

Dip your wiener in Chocolate and give it to the little woman.

Flowers are such a waste of money. sure glad my wife agrees with that sentiment.

I am not sure the two tastes would mesh well. Try something strawberry flavored.
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How bout we just dip you in chocolate then?

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This is some guys blog so I am not going to post the article.. but you should check out the audio. Definitely NSFW!!!!

I'm fattening enough without it.

OK, is she a 5, or a 10?

How bout some sugar free cool whip then?

That doesn't even sound good by itself....lol.

Good call the next guy might not like commercials either.

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Okay. You win. Sugar free whipped cream it is.

All we need is pound cake, and we'd have a strawberry shortcake!

It's better like this


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Possibly NSFW

how bout angel food and use the rest like in the pic above?

Well, I know where the strawberry gel is going and where the whipped cream is going. Where are we putting the angel food cake?

I am going to put something thru the hole in the center and send an invitation out to nibble around it :D

Do they make angel food cakes that small? :p

I never said I could fill it but it will get bigger as the nibbling gets closer

Ewww

Probably not anything. The wife and I will celebrate later in the week. I'm as sick as I've been in ages, and it's not looking good for tomorrow.

Got a problem with angel food?

I think that, maybe, Kristanna Loken may have the best set of wheels on planet Earth.

Happy Valentine's Day, Kristanna Loken.

FAX

Admittedly, Kristanna has some dang big feet, though.

I always found giant flipper feet to be a tad disconcerting in a girl. Even hot girls with great legs, proportionate tittahs, and a liberal sexual appetite.

And it's questions such as these that cause me to wonder while I wander ... does the average, experienced, and tasteful Planeteer consider giant flipper feet to be a turn-off? Or, does the average, experienced, and tasteful Planeteer not care one whit about giant flipper feet on the end of a pair of super hot legs? Or, does the average, experienced, and tasteful Planeteer like girls who can outrace a ski boat in the 500m? Or, does the average, experienced, and tasteful Planeteer consider giant flipper feet to be perfectly okay so long as each giant flipper foot feature the correct number of toes - albeit when the giant flipper foot in question is giant-sized flipper toed?

FAX

Heading to the cemetery

Free flowers for all :p

just for valentine's day, I won't **** my girlfriends today....
my wife is appreciative and will (hopefully) reciprocate.


by not ****ing her boyfriends.

Nothing.

3rd date will be this Saturday.

I dnt have a girlfriend. but I did get the cutest hand made lil card from my lil 8 year old daughter.
Plus a hug ,choke & growl ,growl,growl. :-)

Excellent post, Mr. Superturtle. Not because it is interesting, or even funny.

Nope. That is an excellent post because it gives me a great idea. I believe I shall start an Amish rock band. I don't know any Amish dudes ... or any Amishettes, for that matter. But that is a minor detail. I can round up some dudes who can dress up as Amish dudes. So, all we'll need are hats and overalls and we'll need to remove the buttons from our amplifiers and guitars.

The band will need a name, of course. Maybe, "The Men 'O Nights".

Also, we'll need a set list. I'm thinking some retro songs. Stuff from the '60s and '70s, maybe. Any ideas on this would be most helpful. "Hay, Joe.", "A Horse With No Mane", "Heck Raiser", "Tied To The Hitchin' Post", "Barn To Be Wild" ... those might be good.

FAX

**** off Valentines Day!

All I ask for on this most wretched of days is that I keep my streak alive and make it 11 years running that I have not made a complete, total, utter, pitiful fool of myself. Ladies, get your Valentines junk elsewhere! :grr:

wifey and I went to McKormick and Schmick on the Plaaaaaza last night. Had some raw oysters and seared ahi for apetizer. she had scallops that were totally awesome, and I had chilean seabass (kick his ass) in Udon noodles and miso broth. Washed it down with a few dirty martinis and finished with the chocolate bag. Now back to normal eating. Fantasitc dinner though,.

flipper feet are very fatty and if cooked correctly, delicious. Don't eat too much in one setting though or you are gonna have the shits. I recommend high heat for sear, then slow braise.

Grrrr...you mean I got all dressed up for nothing today???:D

wife surprised me w/a chiefs 60 can cooler on wheels.
i'll run by the cemetery on the way home and pick her up some flowers.
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Two things.

1. I have had my car for three years today.
2. I just settled a matter that gets anything to do with an ex 100% out of my life.

Happy Valentine's Day to me!

Wives: Flowers, candy, steak dinner tonight.
Girlfriends: My wife doesn't let me have girlfriends. She's funny that way.
Boyfriends: I don't like boys in that way.
Gay Lovers: Gay, like, you mean they're really happy go lucky???
Animal Types: My kitties love me as long as I feed them everyday.

Happy VD to all the CP!

Why are you wishing VD upon CPers?

LMAO

I actually thought the same thing.

We are doing a cooking class at Central Market (it's a fancy specialty grocery store here in Texas. www.centralmarket.com). It should be delicious, fun, interesting, and informative. :thumb:



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* Mixed Greens & Hearts of Palm Salad with French Dressing
* Lobster Bisque
* Filet Mignon with Diane Sauce
* Pan Seared Mushrooms
* Triple Chocolate Bread Pudding with Cinnamon Anglaise

6:30 pm - 9 pm

$150 per couple

Meh.

Do your thang playa!

My home is getting a decent upgrade next week to something the wife wants....we booked a trip in the last week for summer.

She'll be lucky if I get home from work before the kids are in bed, and then if I watch TV where she is while she does the usual cleaning or her evening treadmill run

I think she dislikes valentine's day about as much as I do.

At least it's Happy VD and not the itchy, burning, flame thrower out the end of your dick kind. :D