My dreams yesterday included
 

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This thread tonight included

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I'll have what you're having.
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Nice job. That goldfish cracker is your bitch.

I had a dream last night that I was in class and the professor decided to have a competition of who could climb a ladder up a skyscraper, in my dream I got halfway and started to come back down and then I woke up.

I dreamed 100,000 greenies swam to Cuba with a muslim under each arm.

I have not been able to remember my dreams for the past few months. I miss the days when I could reflect on the bizarre situations was created by my own mind. However, it seems that those visions will forever be lost in the sands of time.

Last night I had a dream about sex. I was straight railing this chick. Going long and strong with all 9 and 1/4- I'm talking going balls deep, ya feel me!?

Sounds like a win right? Well for some reason I had a sneaking suspicion that this bitch had the HIV, yet I kept plowing anyway. I woke up and my heart was beating extra fast and I had that super-dreadful feeling.. No bueno.

I tried to stop FYP, but the devil made me do it.

I had a dream about your avatar......scary shark cat!

I had a dream I went to a stall to take a pee. There was a huge turd in the bowl and instead of flushing I just started drippling on it. Start, stop the old man's urination game. Anyway. I started peeing on it and it peed on me back. And it was like a faucet of pee hitting me in the chest. I flush now if the bowl is occupied.

A piss-spitting turd? Awesome.
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I think Okie up there is a skip mult.

You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't be sure! BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER! HOW CAN IT NOT MATTER TO YOU WHERE THIS TRAIN WILL TAKE YOU!

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