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kill yoursel...

Oh, nevermind.

Antifreeze? No wait, you've lost your burst?

pussy

If somebody kills themselves in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, would anybody give a shit?

Webcam or GTFO

I guess I'm the only one that doesn't find this amusing. Having known people that have committed suicide I can only hope this is some sort of inside "joke" that I'm not aware of.

Why would you even joke about something like that?

Because it's funny.

This.

I wish they'd kill your ability to start threads instead.

Ah, you finally found your burning AIDS tree.

If no one joked about things that someone else found offensive, the world would have nothing but knock knock jokes.

My brother died of Aids. How often does someone get told to jump into an Aids tree around here? Get over it or perhaps this isn't the place for you.

Thank you for making my point BCD. LMFAO

Not in the least.

Killing oneself is not something to joke about, IMO. How are you going to feel if you find out he actually did it?

Whatever, to each his own.

The Best of England Dan & John Ford Coley!

PS...what-his-name can have half of my casino cash if he really kills himself...

Well bye.

I would feel just fine about it. I didn't kill him. He killed himself.

It's like people in a relationship who say "if you leave me I'll kill myself". Is it then your responsibility to never leave them so they don't harm themselves?

If you wanna PM him and see if he will open his soul to you, be my guest.

Everytime I'm in one of my 'i hate everything and want to die' rants I want to post this one here.

I hope you're joking. If you're not, I hope the rope doesn't break. Crazy embarrassing. A very awkward situation.

If some bitch ever said that to me, I wouldnt be able to get away from her quick enough.

Just another "I'm leaving forever thread."

Did r8ers get this one too?

:LOL:

Before you pull the trigger, who the **** is Jon Jones?...

Is this because nobody joined the Chiefsplanet nWo? I mean, shit, I'll be Buff or Horace or someone if it'll save a life.

This is over the top.
Even if you kill your self? Its ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

His girl's new guy.

Anyone else snap back to that black teenager who people watched decompose for like a day before alerting authorities a couple years back? Think he took sleeping pills.

EDIT: got the timeline right, and ADVERTISERS have jumped on this

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Well unless he actually does kill himself, I think he needs an infraction :thumb:


Oh and we will need pics

You're welcome, but I cant help but feel a bit guilty about it now.

**** yeah do it now

Had never heard about that.

For the unhip.

http://newsone.com/nation/news-one-s...e-live-on-web/

Chiefs in the super bowl?

bwahahahahaha!

damn, I hope so one day dude.

Did you kill yourself yet?

:LOL:

Funny story....never buy your rope from True Value...

Have a guy that went to treatment with had that very thing happen ROFL

His last activity was at 12:09. I'm thinking he's still alive.

lol, misleading thread title

No worries man! :D

Anyone know this guy well enough to do some kind of follow up?

Don't you have a shotgun to eat?

So is he gone yet? Just checking in...

I Just heard a ambulance go rushing by. Where ya live bro?

Sorry for being a dick to you in the wrestling thread. Better luck in your next life.

http://www.bradenton.com/2011/03/19/...otorcycle.html

ZOMG... someone died on a motorcycle. I should destroy mine. Selling it would be too irresponsible because I would have indirectly contributed to their death if something were to happen to them.

Yes. The Supermoon pushed him over the edge.

I'm shocked.

lol, "suicide amateur hour"

Jon "Bones" Jones is the new Light HW UFC Champ... just FYI

I guess WebGem was a big Shogun Rua fan.... RIP. LMAO

This is Jon Jones, Jon Jones handed Mauricio "Shogun" Rua a savage beating in the UFC 128 headliner, as he captured the light heavyweight championship in a

I don't see him doing something like this partway through the Rock N Poll. Too much to look forward to.

Half my casino cash...still up for the offer...

You know how to earn it...

oh shit, i forgot the supermoon.

too drunk to go back outside though.

have to wait another 20 years i guess

Fail on the "I'm leaving forever" thread

Maybe he cost him a shit ton of money out there in Vegas. :shrug: he said about an hour less than half an hour ago. Who knows?

That's why I hate it when people joke about it. Although, I think facebook is a bit different than a sports BB. More than likely, you know your fb friends IRL. If I had a friend on fb leave a status like that, I'd be checking up immediately. Call me whatever, but faking suicide is about the lowest form of low.

My ex-fiancées bf tried to kill himself by driving head-on into a utility pole going 55. No seatbelt, but the airbag saved him. All because she dumped him. Dumbass.

She dumped me as well. I'm doing fine. Women are not worth killing yourself over.

Just for the record, IF he does kill himself I'm willing to reverse the infraction:p

Can't think of a whole hell of a lot that is

If you'll refrain from offing yourself I'll guarantee you 4 free livestock masturbations good for the next 30 days.

I'd send her a message so she could fedex me the rest of the pills.

:Peace:

Indeed. I've known too many who've tried, and too many who've succeeded.

I see I have to take my game to the next level...very well.

Hard days I'm travelling
Alone for too long
Ooh, I'm missing you
I'm always somewhere
That I never belong
Ooh, I'm missing you
I'm moving so fast now
It doesn't seem true
Ooh, I'm missing you
I'm getting closer
But I don't know what to
Ooh, I'm missing you.

Oho, If I had you beside me
Then I just might sleep through the night
Your love is the promise that guides me
All of the days of my life.

This life I'm living's
Getting so hard to feel
Ooh, I'm missing you
The days are empty
And the nights are unreal
Ooh, I'm missing you

Oho, If I had you beside me
Then I just might sleep through the night
Your love is the promise that guides me
All of the days of my life
All of the days of my life.

Hard days I'm travelling
Alone for too long
Ooh, I'm missing you
I'm always somewhere
That I never belong
Ooh, I'm missing you.

Oho, If I had you beside me
Then I just might sleep through the night
Your love is the promise that guides me
All of the days of my life
All of the days of my life.

ugh. I don't know if this is a joke or not, but if it isn't, just don't do it. Things will get better. Call someone for help. Call the emergency room, call a friend or relative, just call someone. Get through this night.

I know this guy was a huuuge Cassel fan.

We should probably blame Matt for this one

Yeah.

And it seems like women are an even worse than average reason. You don't break up with one woman, you open the door to a threesome with two others.

That shit ****! Beckons me to the thread only to spurn me like a thin wasted whore. Once again the gods spread the cheeks and ram cock in ****ing ass!

Oh, and yeah, if you're still here, there are folks here who will talk to you

Can a mod run an IP address check on this guy and call 911. This is something you don't joke about.

Cassel made the pro bowl..

it's all fixed! /sorenpetro

I knew this guy. past tens

I'm a Damn fine listener, can offer reason, and will keep your issues to myself. Shoot me a PM if you need an ear.

Did webgem walk on the court of the clippers game with a steak knife?

You have to know, if you post a thread like this on CP, and pass out...

Hilarity (and concern) will ensue.

I'm hoping it's a sick joke....I pm'd my phone # in case he would like to talk

If suicide is inevitable, relax and enjoy it.

It is.

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I wonder what WebGem's credit situation is?...