HBD Kirstie Tynes!!!!
 

I miss you.

http://a3.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/i...bc5428da/m.jpg

DAT ASS

Who?

HBD to one of the Planet's inadvertent celebrities!

LMAO

I just googled my name.

No results including me.

LMAO

HBD!!!

http://i961.photobucket.com/albums/a...hoto/photo.jpg

"Twenty bucks says she eats it!"

LMAO

I nominate me for her birthday spanking.

Donger, do you have her measurements in your book?

It wasn't a book. It was an Excel spreadsheet.

Why are you using the past tense?

I no longer have it.

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I do have a PM which goes into some rather specific detail, but I cannot post it.

*requests a copy of that PM*

Request denied.

OP pic is better.

Wait, does she have a "wonky eye"?

<img src="http://www.cougarsandkittens.com/Images/Kirstie_T.jpg">

When Sedates sees her C-section scar......her tummy is going to smell like Old Spice and sour milk.

Her breasts look a little odd in that picture. Almost like they are being pulled apart by the bikini top.

Moses could fit all the Israelites between those two.

I think the best part of the whole Kirstie thing is the fact that she still stops by from time to time and joins occasional discussions that have nothing to do with her. She was on on April 2nd, for example.

It says something about this place that someone who stops by threatening lawsuits can end up being intrigued enough to stop by on a semi-regular basis.

Cute girl, but she needs to get her hair and makeup out of the 1980s

And that swimsuit bottom, return that to Denise Austin immediately

It's in her dropdown at the top and she just misclicks and she is too busy counting her facebook "likes" to clear it out.

Has anybody offered her a wet fist for her BD yet?
Isn't that what set off her mom last time???

HBD!

You do a google for Kirstie Tynes and CP is the number 1 result...LMAO

I nailed Kirstie's mom. Twice!

I almost feel bad about that.

Agreed... But I'm a D League googler and that's the best I could come up with.

Would the whole thing LMAO

HBD!

Can you just change all names to conceal the identity of parties involved?

She comes back to see if my wife has dumped me yet. I don't blame her. No really.

Amateur.

She is a cutie, too bad she wasn't still around for me to turn out! ;)

Your ex said you weren't really a muff diver and just pretended to be one so boys would like you on the internet.

EVEN THO SHE WILL NEVER READ THIS..........HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIRSTIE!!!!

I hope she voted in the Rock N Poll, because she seems like a good solid American who would like Springsteen.

WTF hahahaa

Thank you!

My mom would like a threesome with you and Mr English.

Your mom would take a 3some with Louie Anderson and Nancy Grace.

Kurt's momma is so fat che can have a threesome with herself.



















LETS SEE YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER HATERS!

You win! ROFL

My mom is so ugly... She's kirstie tynes!

i'm going to need the dm donger