You ever have a pen-pal from prison?
 

I came across this web site: http://www.writeaprisoner.com/homepage.aspx where people can have correspondence with inmates. By clicking each inmate's profile, you can read the self description and the incarceration information. Some are fairly straight forward and some do show remorse. But many of the them, just by description alone, will make you think you will meet a great human being: compassionate, fun loving, loyal, honest... until you read the crimes that they committed.

For example, inmate x-29585 will be doing at least 10 years for robbery.

Another inmate 15064568 is there for murder. She committed the crime when she was 16.

This one is for life.

There are quite a few of hunky looking male inmates state that they want female companionship.

How do you judge each inmate? By the past crime one committed? the wordings in the self-description? or the look?

'From' prison or 'in' prison? The answer could be different.

Your mom.

No, but my pen pal did.

Conjugal Visit FTW!

nice.

Ms. Mith, it's cool that you're open about your interest in writing to a female inmate.

LMAO

Some of the female ones are hilarious.

Here's a looker:

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-1049709

Of course, her birthdate is ten years older than her stated age, so you might want to check that. And here's her profile. I see no red flags here.


People call me Sid Vicious because they say I’m like TNT but you’ll never find out unless you write me.

I’m pretty, funny, people think I’m unique. I’m witty and charming, with a sexy physique. I’m a loyal friend; I’ll never do you wrong. I’m in prison now but fortunately for you not for long. (smile)

I’m not the type to promise the kids or to be your wife, but if you give me time to know me you’ll have an awesome friend for life. I may be a felon but I’ve got talents and skills that would blow your mind. I’m true to my name, I can be vicious at times but I’m also one of a kind.

Oh, hey. I just noticed the "resume" tab. It looks like Sid Vicious has previously worked as a "dancer".

One of you single guys ought to take her home to mom before she gets snapped up. It's hard to find an attractive bisexual vicious felon former stripper who's that good looking. Trust me on this.

This one's better. She's out in December 2011 and was only busted for trafficking.

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-222031

Insert obligatory (where do ya think I met Duck and RnR??) comment.

Sid is only 24.

Most likely she sold drugs for dealer/boyfriend and got caught.

Exactly. Plus she's good looking.

Clay.....get on that shit.

not in MO.

MO's Prison system doesn't allow them anymore? :cuss:

Hey! I remember this girl!

http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/p...tml?curPhoto=5

Murder for hire to kill her dad and step-mom. Pretty gory stuff.

Here is her Facebook http://www.facebook.com/Sidvicious69

yes! but only cause my friend was in prison, she did 3 and a half years. Then they finally got email in the prisons and it was alot better.

Why does she need a pen pal when she has 253 Facebook friends?

Ah, you're right. I misread it.

Just for fun I searched 23 pages of 25-55yr olds, (hell been sick for 3 days, and bored outa my skull) One thing I did find intresting, is there were 5 or 6 really hot chicks on that site (based on their profile pic), and they ALL are doing time for Assult, murder, or armed robbery. Except this one chick who's doing 9 years for syndicate crime

I write the Big House Crew every once in awhile asking where they hid the money.

No response, so far.

FAX

If I had a prison pen-pal, I'd probably end every letter with "Oh, and how's that tunnel coming along?"

Did you send in the Rita Heyworth's poster?

nah, I just wait until they move in to the apartments across the street

they are turning the condemned apartments next to mine into a halfway house thing for women

should make for interesting street theatre

:facepalm:

oooh. check out Linjong.

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-91342

she looks like my type but she says she doesn't smoke/do drugs. too bad.

poor girl. all she did was have sex with someone under 16.

Well, at least you know she's easy. LMAO

And a rock hammer....

No thanks. I can set my own stuff on fire out on the front lawn if I feel like it.

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-332221

This chick got 8 years in SC for "Lynching" :huh:

Not only that, but her favorite color is orange.

That's two strikes.

Sorry, Britteny, it would never work.

FAX

Apparently she is incarcerated in Topeka....

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Classi...aspx?sState=KS

She must be staying at Candyland.

No but i was a pen pal with prince albert of Monaco during the winter Olympic

I'm saving myself for Casey Anthony.

They should just rename it to degeneratedate.com.............

I didn't know that even happened any more. Did she also steal some dungarees and a horseless carriage?

Wow. You found a winner. Any man would have her, and apparently a lot of boys would, too.

My guess is that she was a massage parlor worker and massaged someone who was underage when the cops raided the place.

Here's a nice young woman, and all she did was "fleeing and evading". It sounds like she was unfairly jailed for being too good at freeze tag. Plus, she's getting out soon. You guys without dates ought to pounce on this one.

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-147861

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Better...5D1DA2B19C981F
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh. :Lin:

Interesting site. Writing to them to figure out how full of shit they are would be a challenge. I did like the one in for fraud talking about how she's an honest woman. It took guts to go that route.

Another one, Davia, would be an interesting choice for those willing to play the release lottery. She could be out this year, or she could take until as late as 2026

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/templa...565164&m=1&f=1

Oh, come on. She's pleasant. And you know she'll have great prison stories.

The last thing I look for in a girl is a talent for fleeing and evading.

I mean, that's below favorite color.

FAX

I dunno if I agree. Fleeing and evading brings to mind flowing hair and a lithe, agile body. Playing hard to get makes one more desirable, even if it's hard to get with cops.

You wear glasses, don't you? Time to get that prescription check, Kev.

Well, to each his own I suppose, Mr. Rain Man.

But, I once knew a girl who excelled in fleeing and evading. Every time I went over to her apartment she would be hiding behind the couch or under the bed.

Sure, she had flowing hair and a lithe, agile body, but it was all covered with dust bunnies.

FAX

She's just being low-key in prison to avoid lesbian rape by the sadistic warden. Recall that a key skill of hers is fleeing and evading. You get her out into the world with an ankle bracelet that prevents her from fleeing or evading, and she'll clean up quite nicely.

The thrill of the hunt is the fun part, I would think. Much better than prison-dating an arsonist where you can just follow the smell of gasoline.

I don't know.... she'd go camping with you and clean the shit out of your house.... And it would be easy too. First date... rock concert. Boom. Besides, she's hot when I take my glasses off.. .

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-303447

Other than the fear of never waking up , shes kinda hot

An honest to God UL Washington sighting! i was already thinking this thread was a real dinger... but now i know.

Man, this stuff is so pungent, its better than that weird fruit Anthony Bourdain eats in Asia that smells like pure ass.

'living in a gated community' lol, breathlessly waiting to do every single one of those terribly romantic things any man could ever possibly dream of... but if you ever, ever try to throw me out of your house I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL WRECK YOUR CORVETTE YOU *shriek* BASTARD! I'VE GOT BAD FRIENDS N I'LL CALL'EM *shriek* MOTHER****ER!

this shit is hysterical lol....

If they are allowed writing instruments, whats the point? We need hardcore prisoners to learn from

Did someone else write for some of these inmates? It seems a lot of descriptions look the same style.

How does someone get three years for "harassment?"

Wheel of fortune Judge, spin to win :thumb:

My brother and his unit during his first tour in the desert all had female prison-penpals.

He shared some of them...Hilarious.

Surprisingly, most of the broads were working an angle, wanting to get married to them pretty quickly.

I dont get how they are online?

They prolly get weekly library time or something like that.

Yeah but there's no internet access in those libraries. Not to get on dating sites for sure.

You could show a movie on that forehead!

I want a prison pen-gal who can cure ailments simply by placing her hand on my junk. I wouldn't be in favor of her bringing dead rodents back to life, though.

Oh ... and I want her to steal stuff for me, too.

FAX