Good Morning Planet!
 

Is everybody ready for Monday?

yes

Awwww horse shit...

Off to the gym!!!! :)

**** no.

Coffee?

**** yes.

Have the day off and my dad, son, and I are going out for breakfast and taking a drive out to Gavins Point dam on the Missouri. It's the last dam and is really rocking right now.

Yeah, this Monday is going to be a good day.

no milk. shit.

.:thumb:

Good morning starshine.. the earth says hellooo!

**** mondays. Don't talk to me right now!

Well (deep breath, patting chest in self-satisfaction), when you've been camping over the weekend you feel good about Mondays, because you know you're alive. (Looking around my office in self-satisfaction.)

Anybody seen my flannel lumberjack shirt?

I know that feeling. I almost froze to death camping once because I had the AC in the 5th wheel camper set too low and the comforter on our queen sized pillow top bed had fallen to the floor during the night.

I felt lucky to be alive on Monday.
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I just passed a bear wearing a flannel lumberjack shirt.

Coincidence?

Yay monday! the fourth rainy ass day outta five!

Its like steroids for ****ing grass, done nothing but mow the last three months.

I think I have a case of the Mondays today.

Can i use this thread as a "how do you get rid of hangovers" thread?

smoke a joint, sleep more, drink beer.

jfc Pred. tiny pictures make your eye hurt.

It should be fixed. I blame googlebot.

Well, it's gonna be another killer hot day out there.

Try to have a cool hump day, guys.

As soon as I get home I will.

Is it still hump day if you have Wednesdays and weekends off?

Thursday folks! Let's go!

BEACH DAY TODAY!!!!!

Its Thursday right? Awesome!I thought so.
Been waiting all week for today
Shes going to come over,& bob on my knob around 9am. What a good Thursday girlfriend.

What year is this anyway...?

Good morning!

It's raining here! :D

Also, my best friend went to Chicago, leaving me to my own devices this past weekend. It was so good to get to hang out with him last night!

you shut your dirty cock holster.

I brushed my teeth this morning and did my Listerene. What else do you want from me?

BORAX POWDER

I'll remember that next time I'm at the store.

Was it as good for you as it was for me? Sorry about the 5 pump chump thing

28-29-im outta here

Outta here? Or all over her?

30 pumps.

Hmmm...

30 pumps or 5? I think MOhillbilly wins.