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Gladiator Round 1, Match 18: sofa king vs. pr_capone
sofa king
M-16 military rifle with 20 rounds No backup weapon Time to plan: 55 seconds pr_capone M-1 Garand semiautomatic rifle with bayonet (8 bullets) Backup bowie knife Time to plan: 115 seconds Venue: Waist deep in the Amazon river Starting distance: 834 feet |
I vote for the "fish with teeth".
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Not knowing which is actually a better marksman I shall abstain until we hear from the competitors but if going strictly off of the weapon and environmental factors I would give the edge to Sofa King.
PR has the backup weapons, but only 8 rounds and the M-1 is roughly 2 pounds heavier (10 1/2 to 8 1/2 or so). Not a huge issue, but waist deep in the river it may be. |
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It really would boil down to their abilities. The effective range on both are comparable. |
Comes down to who is the best shot. In this case I go with the couch guy only because he has more rounds.
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Yeah, I'm going to have to go with the more modern weapon with a bigger magazine. I looked them up and they both are well within their range at 834 feet, but since the M-16 has a longer effective range I'm going to assume that it can be fired with greater accuracy by your average planeteer.
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In the Army, I qualified as sharpshooter.
Just sayin. |
pr capone has military training and an extra weapon. I'm willing to bet sofa king wastes his bullets.
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decisions, decisions |
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Sharpshooter 30-35 Expert 36-40 I scored 34. Quote:
Other things to take into consideration. If we are in the Amazon, I am likely better trained at camouflaging myself as well as finding appropriate cover and concealment. With the added time bonus, I could situate myself and simply camp his ass. If we both run out of ammunition, I have the advantage as I can remove the bayonet and dual wield it along with the Bowie. |
don't know why I was thinking 24.....
My vote goes to pr_capone |
Advantage: Military Marksman Training.
pr_capone FTW. |
Sofa King watched Platoon. Advantage Sofa King
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Capone uses the extra minute to find a spot, and camp.
Capone wins. |
42 of 45 last week in clay pigeons, 3rd place out of 25 in archery the last time i attended, and i was the State Darts "B division" champion.
I am a master of all pointy and ranged weapons.In this battle I have superior weaponry and superior ammunition. Bring it on little man. |
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Yeah, um Sofa plays alot of video games.
Sorry pr. |
Sofa only needs one bullet.
"Boom, Headshot!" |
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Better gun, more than 3x the bullets, fairly close quarters. There's no way i should lose this. I've shot a hell of a lot of deer at that distance, and those are 1 shotters. The water if anything hurts him a hell of a lot more. his 6 shells will be gone in no time. |
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The 16 had 100+ yrd range advantage. Ill go with sofa.
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Man I wish I would have seen this competition. I want in! Gotta give this round to Sofa King.
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If not, then you have no idea how to handle that weapon properly. Yeah, you have the basic know hows on how to handle a weapon but a shotgun is completely different from an M-16. "Look at me! I can hit a bright orange target with a weapon that spreads its load over a large area!" Have you ever hit a target from 300 yards out with a rifle? I have. Quote:
Here is a cookie for your accomplishments. So now you have gone from touting your prowess on a completely different style of gun, but now you are bringing in a weapon that is not even mentioned in the scenario. Quote:
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Did you get marksman with an M1?
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m16 will jam
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Since you're both in the water, who's taller?
The taller person is a bigger target. |
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Damn, tough one.
Capone looks for more tree leaves for camouflage. As he bends over to pick up some, he is stung by a deadly Amazonian snake right in his left buttcheek. He dies instantly. Sofa finds him 3 days later and claims he killed him. Sofa is killed in the next battle. |
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sofa king has more rounds. Going with him.
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sorry pone but you got stuck with and inferior fire arm.
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Modern military warfare gets the win, and the caimans get pr_capone. Half-mast for the veteran, folks. Show some respect.
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Hrm. Now that I'm dead... I'm so gonna haunt you.
That and I'm gonna peek whilst Mrs. King takes showers. |
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