Roy Williams, Ladies Man
 

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Football is easy; love is hard. Roy Williams isn't very good at either right now.

Williams was dating Miss Texas, as Dallas Cowboys are wont to do. Back in February, a time of year when Cowboys used to be winning rings of their own, Williams purchased one for $76,000. In a Valentine's Day care package to Brooke Daniels, he mailed her the following items:

•$5,000 for school and dental bills
•a signed baseball for Daniels's brother
•a recorded marriage proposal
•the ring

Who says romance is dead? Daniels did not accept Williams's offer of marriage, though it's unclear whether she turned him down via the US Postal Service. But she refused to return the ring, and six weeks later, told him she had lost it. In response, Williams filed a lawsuit against her and her father.

Michael Daniels said in a phone interview Tuesday that although he has documentation that Williams initially told his daughter to keep the ring, he will return it to avoid a lawsuit. Daniels didn't specify when or how the ring would be returned.

"He said (to Brooke Daniels), ‘I'm not like a lot of people, I don't want the ring back. You'll eventually come back to me,' and she didn't," Michael Daniels claimed.

She's just playing hard to get. Williams needs to mail her some flowers, maybe fax her the lyrics to a Peter Gabriel song, and she'll come back to him in a self-adressed stamped envelope.

White She Devil!

Thought he played for the Bengals or some shit.

I just dig a good love story!

IF they'd have only let him hit in practice on Hard Knocks, he'd have knocked her out of her panties and into love.

But the question is, did she get him to eat the mayonnaise?

Hahahah that ****, that is too funny though.

A recorded marriage proposal is better than my wife got. She got, in response to, "Marry me or get out, 5 years is long enough"; "So, wanna get married then?"

I didn't win any awards either but at least Deadspin doesn't find me intriguing.

Every sice he left KU I have no use for him...

:p

lol. I really thought it was going to be about this man....

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Dave lane would just make her feel bad about herself until she loved him. Worked hundreds of times.

I thought he was married to Kelly Rowland from destiny's child. Did they get divorced?

I thought the same thing

I wonder if the $5000 in dental bills was to have a "love groove" made in the front of her mouth. No shit, I actually had a patient ask if she could have her front four teeth taken out for that very reason. No, I didn't do it.

Mudsharks have no shame.

Ask that Led Zeppelin groupie....

That's so old fashioned it's sweet. Nowadays, these things are all done with text messages.

Even if he said to keep the ring, why would she? Just money-grubbing?

(I said the same thing about my ex-wife, who kept the engagement ring when she left me - course she also did a pretty messed up thing by adding a couple of settings to it, apparently the original ring wasn't good enough, so I wasn't really surprised by much in the end)

???

I hate to blow your mind, but there might be more than one Roy Williams.

LMAO

You didn't........it's the same guy. They broke up

Only 4 teeth? Dude must have had a high index to ring ratio.

Not actually. Deadspin used the wrong pic. It's UTexas Roy, not OU Roy.

Bro, if you're going to buy a woman, BUY a woman...

Smoooooth Operatorrrrrrrr!

That's not entirely necessary, VP. I can't find any readily available evidence that it's a racial slur so I'm going to leave it but that's really on the edge of where our acceptable line is for future reference.

Meh, she's not that hot. I see hotter girls than that every day when I drive my Prius to Whole Foods after yoga class.

Urban dictionary has 3 meanings

1. mud shark

a big fat white chic that goes out lookin for black men to ride.

That ho over there is a mud shark.

I ****ing doubt that...

Ok, I don't know if your being sarcastic or not, but ill bite. You confusing the 2 Roy Williams players. The safety for the Bengals (who was a former Cowboy) was engaged to Kelly Rowland. This douche (who currently plays for the Cowboys) is suing is former gold digger for his ring back.

I go to the gym with so many hot girls. They all beg to be with me because I wear under armor shirts, a bandana, and yellow tinted sunglasses.

Yeah, that was the "Mostly Useless" Roy Williams. This thread is about the "Totally Useless" Roy Williams.

I flushed an engagement ring down a toilet once. Sometimes it's worth the money to make a statement.

The woman in the opening post is a lying golddigger. Nothing is worse than a lying golddigger, unless perhaps it's a lying golddigger who's not a beauty queen.

I don't care what you wear you're not finding attractive women at a whole foods store...

That you've already impregnated...

Are there not? I've actually never been. I assumed it would be a place where rich stay at home moms would frequent to buy organic animal crackers for their kids.

There is a store here called Central Market and it is quite the hot zone.

Like Halle Berry..

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Or Isla Fisher..

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Or Naomi Watts..

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Or Hayden Panettiere..

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Or Emily Blunt..

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Or Jessica Biel and Lea Michelle..

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All those bitches need to put on some make up before they go out in public.