Late night bullshit: Let's be friends.
 

I just realized I've been on this board for four and a half years and I'm not really friends with any of you, luv as the only exception as she's lived in Springfield and we've actually seen a Chiefs game together.

So hi.

Some of you seem pretty nice. Others of you seem like dickheads. I like that mixture. Let's be friends.

So... how do you want to start this friendship off?

:D

**** off.

buttsecks?

I need smarter friends than you.

NEXT

HOW DARE YOU

I'm presenting myself as a CARING ****ING HUMAN BEING.

TRYING TO MAKE ANOTHER HUMAN CONNECTION

And what? You're too ****ing cool to be friends? Too bundle of sticksgy for you?

You're too edgy? Too resistance to ersatz relationships?

WELL I'VE GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU BUCK-O

Please like me. :(

Done. Spread 'em.

You have no idea how smart I am. I'm in charge of a budget in excess of $1,000,000. I am relatively sure major hospital corporations don't let just anyone do my job.

Your loss, junior.

Do you also drive a Dodge Stratus?

I'm your friend, buddy. (wait, maybe I got that wrong.)

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Howdy

Some Scotch might convince me to be your friend

I have many leatherbound books, and my office smells of rich mohagany.

I will be your friend. If you choose to accept, press one. If not, then do nothing.

Choose wisely.

YOU ****ER

Beat me to it. God damn it.

Did luv make you breakfast?

Negative. I'm the proud son of a GM retiree. No dodges allowed in my driveway.

WE'RE FACEBOOK FRIENDS DOES THAT COUNT FOR NOTHING

can I use you to get what I want if we are friends?

....you got Myspace, brah?

myspace lol

For Direckshun, I give you - the Australian Handshake:

"A homosexual greeting where one male grabs and uses a handshaking motion on another male's penis. The other male responds by returning the action to the first male, thereby "handshaking" one another."

What a ****ing friend I am.

I wish.

Before I (we) can continue I need to know... do you consider me

A. pretty nice
B. dickhead
C. who the **** are you

Everybody's friends on facebook. Call me when you're Google+'d.

So long as I don't have to put pants on.

I think we can be friends. I don't like wearing pants either.

I think I've actually ended up doing that.

Some random drunken night with no chicks.

How about you help me out...I`m a African prince and I want to help make you rich , I just need you to cash this check for me.

Some combination of B and C.

Let me change my answer. A.

Will it make my penis bigger?

:spock:

Don't be thatguy

I am. It's pretty quiet there.

Well, you called my bluff.

I tweet, though.

Well the first answer was fair. As for the second... if it scores me any points... I "think" we share a lot of commonality politically speaking. (now I'm a dickhead to everyone else)

I'll make you breakfast.

Yeah I'd delete that pronto. Liberalism is the scarlet letter 'round these parts. :D

Deal.

:spock: Excuse me, I'm trying to make my new friend 50k , I just need him to put up half of it and he will have the rest back in 24-48 hours o:-)

Oh well. I don't even post over there... and I'm not really liberal I'm just of the opinion the right is........... (stopping before I make this go to DC)

Country Breakfast?

I'm just jealous because I wasn't "that guy" first.

Possibly.:thumb:..but that would be a different email all together.

Here's some things I like:
* boxers (the dog)
* "Community" and "Justified"
* conservative talk radio
* experimental music
* TMNT
* watching tape
* dancing with my lady's girlfriends, because they think I'm the "safe" guy so I can be a total perv and nobody cares
* Andrew Sullivan
* Lord of the Rings
* indie films
* wordplay
* assplay
* Chicago

I'm of the same opinion.

Except that I am really liberal.

I just moved to the Chicago area

It is pretty awesome isn't it.;)...I also go by Albundyinurmouth on a KSU site...I only joined because I hate KSU ;..and one of my KSU friends said it would be fun...it wasn't fun , :huh:..KSU fan is boring...and they whine worse then MU fan

Bitchin'.

I'll be going there for New Years with a large group of peeps. My stepsister and coolest person evar lives there and we'll be doing something.

Don't know what, yet. I'd love to know if there's a kickass concert there New Years Eve.

I was with you on experimental music (just a little though), indie films (only sometimes though) and assplay. I live in the state Chicago is in but I'm not a huge fan.... the Sears Tower and Museum of Science and Industry are cool though. If you meant the band Yeah I like them.

Maybe we weren't meant to be bro-huggers after all.

If you hate KSU we might be able to be friends. If you hate MU it's a certainty.

What's playing in your CD player/ipod/radio station right now.

I stopped in Springfield on my way back from Branson to see some friends that I have down there, it was cool...by the way, Branson has to be the tackiest place I have ever been. Every place I went looked like it was furnished by Cargo Largo...horrible service too.

For the record, I have made the following friends this evening:

SNR
KcMizzou
SLAG
SuperChief
Red 5
BossChief
noonan
Thatguy

Successful evening so far. Door remains open.

Yeah... you hit up old school Branson. I'm with you compadre.

Branson's actually pimped up in the past few years. Mr. Flopnuts will tell you all about it.

Next time you drive through, make a stop and allocate an hour or two to explore the Landing.

There's probably other places, too, but there's that.

Put it like this..My cousin Ricky Calloway played for KU. I used to go the KU`s football camp. My girlfriend graduated from KU with a degree in journalism, and just finished her Masters in social work (with a 4.0)...

My desk at work.

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CD player has been rotating between Jamey Johnson's "The Guitar Song" (newish guy who does old school country) and Alice In Chains "Jar of Flys" of late. Radio station..... lol..... the one I'm on which is country (job, not favorite music)

The titanic museum was :thumb:...so was the car :thumb:. and being able to eat at Shooneys breakfast buffet took me back to my childhood, so that was very awesome :thumb:....everything else sucked in Branson.

It's allllll good that you're thatguy, thatguy.

No shit? You work at a radio station?

That's awesome. Any interest in sharing the station identification and your job at the station?

Also..I have dual monitors at work , that makes me a pretty big deal ROFLROFL

I`m guessing its NOT hot 103 jamz ?

I work at 5... I program 2 and do a morning show on one.

But this is about you finding friends.

I aspire to be you

I lived in Kansas City for a time, and 90.1 offered me an internship there just as I was moving to Springfield.

Pissed me off. I would have loved doing radio, I think.

I don't think I'm a natural or anything, but I would have enjoyed the try.

I can get behind a lot of this. Other than the assplay, for obvious reasons.

This should have been a poll.

It's a lot of fun but a lot more work than most people think. My air shift is the easy part. I'm in management and in charge of 2 of our stations. I worked 14 hours today. No thats not real common but more common than many think. It's all good though I love it and it's not like I'm working in a factory in the heat.

I may not be an MU fan but I'm a KcMizzou fan.... and what do you have against assplay?!

I suppose it's better to be behind it than in front of it.

I need a shot....Vodka or Tequila ?

Girl butts are a beautiful thing bro. Well a lot of them anyway. (not in a gross way)

Tequila.... worm and all

Did you know in Missouri , all families are required by law to have at least one set of first cousins marry.....fact!

I went straight for the Crown instead...I forgot that I had it

First of all, major mistake in dissing the intelligence 4th and Long. I keep a ranked list of CP member's intelligence and he is near the top. You dissing him moved you below an IQ of 159 (CP scale). At least.

Now I will rate our friendship compatibility:

So, sure. You can be my friend, but being below a CP IQ of 159 and my concern about your infatuation with my ass is going to keep us from being super close.

Fancy pants. I'm drinking Milwaukees Best Light. You've always gotta be that guy who's better than me.

What? Big Black guy lol.....its not as awesome as you think, especially when you get pulled over ROFL

I've always wanted to be a big black guy. I'm just an average white guy. Stop winning!

No shit? I have a couple smokin' hot cousins. Twins. How did I not get the memo?

Parkville....

This is turning into the "All about noonan" thread. :p

I have a story about that beer..One day I was skipping school , tenth or eleventh grade...and I went to my friend Big B`s house. We played a drinking game ...basically we shot dice for shots of gin , so if you didn't hit your point, you had to take a shot....now this is like 10 am , and I hadn't eaten anything , and I had just taken my forth shot in like 10 minutes , and I start to call earl ( feel like I`m about to throw up ) So I tell my boy B and he tells me ( knowing full well what he is doing..trying to make me puke ) he suggest I grab one of the WARM beers on the back porch...an Old Milwaukee's best BEAST...so I grab it , and slam the WARM beer....needless to say , 10 seconds later Im ,looking like Carie Fisher in the exorcist...just a steady stream of fluids shooting out of my mouth , like a freaking fire hose ...with all of my boys laughing at me..to this day they bring up that story up...assholes! ROFL