Royals @ Seattle gamethread 8/8
 

Looks to be about 3K in the stands tonight

Maybe they'll get no-hit tonight.

Theres nothing finer than Royals baseball in September.

Suzuki just went Hiroshima

Ichiro radiates homeruns

Rookie Mike Carp goes fishing for strike 3

Fever calling the game in his Culpepper jersey for the NFL opener.

Jesus Frenchy

The Seattle ball girls are probably the worst in baseball.

Slow game?

Come On Royals!

The lack of speed and then fundamentals exhibited in fielding Sal's foul ball is disturbing.

hosmer is good and all but he doesn't scoop as well as I thought he would

the mexican johnny bench. JUAN BENCHO

Um, you guys DO realize there's actual NFL football on right now? Right??

And...?

But the Royals havent been eliminated yet. What's their magic number now?

While Luke isn't my father, or uncle for that matter he did do a nice job pitching around that leadoff double. I think he knows where the corner is (sorry about almost ending my sentence in a preposition).

yeah Hochaver has really come around this second half

8 strikeouts for hochaver

Seriously, did you notice the incompetence by the right field ball girl on those two fouls by Gordon?

Hosmer

You are right DP, I'm starting to come around on Hosmer. He has some upside at 1B.

Hosmer is Lou Gerrig without the fatal disease,

Some of us are real Royals fans.

Eff smoak and his circa 1995 hemp necklace.

Smoak hits a homerun but I think the royals are going to get going. I want my
Country
Breakfast

Smoak has sucked shit this second half of the year. I wanted him bad, but he sucks dick

Sounds like you still want him.

not as bad as I want Hosmer. Hosmers eye brows look like wasp wings

I'd like to see Giavotella hang at is aunt's place downtown and punch coach Haley in his Adams apple the next time he grabs a girls buttocks.

That's my favorite quote of the day. Congrats.

HOSMER PICK THE BALL YOU IDIOT