Let's Rebrand The Dolphins
 

The professional football team in Miami, so I've read, are regrettably called the Miami Dolphins.

As if that wasn't bad enough, this is it's ****ing helmet:

http://www.nflfootballstadiums.com/i...phins-Logo.gif

Since we all agree that this is a terrible logo, and altogether a terrible idea for a mascot, let's fix the team.

1. Rename the team.

2. Give them a new logo. Preferably in MS Paint or some such program.

Go.

I'll start.

The Miami Seniors.

Logo is a bowl of soup being sent back because it was too spicy.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/pictu...pictureid=1009

You will never let this go will you. LMAO

Brilliant!

Remove the fin, flippers, and nose. That logo would suit them well.

thought that was the
SOUTH BEACH BIG STEAMING BOWL OF CRAP

could be used for the basketball team also

Can't we just merge the Dolphins and the Jaguars? Combined they would get 6 wins.

Miami Matzah

http://www.positiveenergy.com/matzoh.jpg

The Finger Sniffers

http://i44.tinypic.com/2rmmrsn.jpg

Evertime i see that helmet i think of....

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbn...e4d1fb6eda797a

Send the franchise to London & call them the "& Chips"

The soon to be Carl Peterson's
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The Sharks.

I was going to say the Miami sound machine cause it's full of hot air.

dur

How bout we name them after the Heat?

THE MIAMI GOT BEAT

How about the Miami Cubans with a picture of Cuba's president as their logo.

http://i.imgur.com/bFMKY.png

The Miami Upside-Down Nike Swooshes?

Anyone else would have gotten rep from that.

err, uhm, yeah, that's not him

Since they have trouble getting people away from the shore, call them the Miami Beaches. Maybe enough people will be confused.

Yeah? Take your worthless rep and shove it up your AIDS-infested ass, homo.

My name is Willy. WILLY BEAAAAMAN

http://www.oscarworld.net/ostone/al_pacino1.jpg

Jesus dude. Gif Horse is to CP posters what Tamba Hali is to quarterbacks. God damn relentless and savage.

Miami Dolph Lundgrens
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/95/...helmetrigh.jpg

OH!

And their jerseys could be printed with the pattern of his body from Rocky so it looks like they are all just ****ing yoked out Russians.

Miami Golden Girls

The logo is Bea Arthur with a football helmet on, grimacing menacingly

Touchy, but rep in your account just goes there to die. What would be the point.

See goatsee, I gave him rep for this one.

The Miami Cartel

Call them the Miami Super-manatees and make their logo a flying giant manatee wearing a cape and tights.

You could alternately go with the Miami Humidity, which would complement the Miami Heat basketball team. The logo could be an old man in an undershirt sweating in front of a Cadillac with New York plates.

Or wait - how about the Miami Whoreicanes. The logo could be a hooker with her miniskirt blowing up around her waist a la Marilyn Monroe.

Miami Jizz Garglers

Colors would be hot pink and bright teal, and the helmets would have a giant rainbow on the side.

Miami SoHornys.

nsfwish: http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/2/2...y-wanna-be.jpg

LEAVE DOLPHINS LOGO ALONE!!! :cuss:


http://bustedcoverage.com/2009/09/30...hicks-to-away-

cat food

How about The Miami Mommies?

Their logo could be a fat lady in a house dress with a helmet and a wooden spoon.

FAX

****ING BUMP. ****.

The dolphin needs a bigger forehead...

http://www.phinnation.com/wp-content...2/Dolmann1.jpg

:( :( :(

Miami Not Getting Mannings