You Try to do something nice for others...
 

I once saw a sign that said, Need has no season. That always stuck with me, because I strongly feel that it doesn't have a specific season, but it leans towards Christmas time, because it is cold as dick out, and kids feel sad when they don't get a bunch of toys and crap. So It doesn't have a season, but it *italics* prefers *italics* a season.

I think people need to be needed to be happy. But I told that to a woman once and she misheard me and kneed me in the groin.

So I decide to donate my time and money to local Charity that takes old Cabinants off of my hands (remodeling) I call up a couple places, now keep in mind these cabnents are nice and could probably go for a pretty penny in the open market. Finally a charity would accept them. I feel good about it because it helps someone provide shelter for canned goods. Well they are late picking these things up and I finally say F it and I am going to drive these things down myself. I am already pissed because the wood scratches my Rhino Liner.

A side note, is it me or does Rhino Lining completely suck these days. I remember in the old days it wouldn't crack or peel or anything like that but now it just seems like it isn't well made. Probably the company trying to save a dollar.

Ok so I take these Cabinents down and I am expecting a good response for people. Because these cabinents are in good shape, and I DROVE them down there and the lady there was just rude. She said I had to do this and they usually don't accept this Cabinents. I am like LADY, I am just going to dump these out back if you don't take them" she says that is fine or whatever I told her "I can get alot of money for these on craigslist" she said "I don't know what that is but good luck to you and have a nice day" So in short they really didn't want these cabinents. I am like holy hell. I can get money from these things.

It's designed for rhinos, not wood. Rhinos don't have a lot of sharp edges.

So I drag them around back and I see people going through some of the old stuff they they don't have in doors. Finally people that are in need. This is my chance to feel good, low and behind these ****ers are driving a nicer car than me!

LMAO

So I hear these "Suppose" people that are supposed to be needy talking about shit that they have like video games and kids and I am like. Man who is the Real NEEDY people here? Dang they had xbox 360, cell phones, big screen, TV. These people weren't needy at all. I guess one of the guys is laid off from the local union.

So I decide I have had enough of "giving" for the day. I didn't feel good at all and I am just very sad about the whole "giving thing" I just have this feeling that "People don't work hard enough" and all they do is play video games all day. this #occupy bullshit isn't helping my spirits.

They could still be in need. Lots of people overspend on cars and then have trouble making the payments. For all you know, they could have massively overspent on houses and vacations. Just because someone lives the high life and has great stuff doesn't mean that they aren't in need. You're just stereotyping. "Oh, they drive a new Mercedes, they must not be in need". Well, those people are often leveraged to the hilt.

Pardon me asking. Why do you post your message every two minutes?

Rain Man: you mean this?

So before I leave the place I see something of value to me. I am like "Oh sweet" there were some good door handles that cost over 5 or 6 bucks at the store and I am picking them up and these people in a piece of shit car drive up (they were dumping off complete shit) and this dude gets out of his car and just STARES me DOWN. What the hell are these people looking at. I get back in my 2006 F-250 and leave.

Those people have needs, but needy they are not. There is a HUGE difference.

He's building a railroad and can only post between hammer swings.

Huh?

http://www.mozilla.org/rhino/rhino50.jpg

I was trying to think of how to say that. Thank you.

I swerve around this dude and I am doing good not to let him see I am flipping him off, but I am doing it under the window so he can't see me flipping up off. I am a pretty good dude. I handled that situation fine. So I go home and I am still Steaming about the whole situation, burned an entire day and The Door handles that I found didn't fit so I threw them away and bought new ones. Overall I just think that the whole thing is a scam, you know...places that help people. They could be nicer, and people need to work harder, maybe they won't be poor, why are poor people so fat as well, maybe they aren't that poor if they can eat so God Damned much. Oh well I hope everyone in General Has Good Holidays.


God Bless.

Does 'penz drive a wooden truck?

My favorite thing about your posts is the random capitalization

P.S. It's probably the Mexicans taking the work that is causing all this Bullcrap.

Off to DC in 3...2...1...

This thread was inspired by "THAT GUY" who is hard working and bitches about giving every year. I tried to pack in as many cliches and actions of being a Hypocrite as possible. I can count 7 or 8 cliches and 3 hyocriteical actions.

Well, sure, a couple. But no more than that.

#cliche 1. "My garbage is worth something I swear!
#Cliche B. "why aren't these people kissing my ass for my Garbage"
#Cliche V. " People aren't needy at all, they got Xboxes and shit!"
#Cliche Randa: "It's probably (insert race here) fault
#cliche " My garbage isn't good enough for you? Fine I will throw it away then!"

I don't think the lining goes on the rhino. I think it's for rhinos, when they're being hauled around and stuff.

I don't get the part about the rhinos.

Cliche 6: They don't make shit as good as they used to.
Cliche 7: Kids are annoying me. (but I can't cuss because I got kids of my own Hense the word "Bullcrap)

If you are writing one of these "aww shucks I am middleclass and it sucks" storys you have to have something not being upto standards of the way it used to be.

If you're looking to buy a POS to drive. The big old luxury cars are generaly cheap. Not sure why

Random Cliche "If he would have done his homework Rhino linings have had problems with 2006 f-250s but his Pride in America swayed him to by that vehicle" So Rhino lining is upto standards, it's just his "aww shucks I am middle class and it sucks" attitude that caused the problem.

Being a hypocrite #1 Grabbing shit from the "I am needy" store
Then being a dumbass not knowing that people are staring you down because you are the one being the "My kids got Xbox!"

Cliche #14: I don't understand #occupy. So I hate it.

Hypocrite #4 saying GOD DAMNIT but then saying God Bless in the next 5 seconds.

LMAO

Classic 'penz

It is in the prep work. Did you do it yourself, or have someone do it?

Don't feel too bad, Penz. I posted an ad on CL awhile back for a free loveseat, (hoping to help out a family in need). I got a response from a lady telling me that she was struggling and had 3 kids... blah, blah, blah. I repied back with, "it's yours... when would you like to pick it up?". She responds back with, "do you have any pics?".

At this point I'm wondering WTF... it's a FREE loveseat, lady! (Keep in mind, I did describe the condition, color, etc. in the ad). Anyway, I said screw it and emailed her the pics. Her response, (emailed via her Blackberry, mind you), "I think I'll pass... it doesn't really go w/ the rest of my decor".

After that BS, I deleted the ad, and Gonzo dropped the loveseat off at Goodwill.

This is where you got me.

ima in need .. send gifts please ....

Probably was too nice to go with the 70's end tables and milk crate entertainment center.

This might be the most Legit Joke I have made up in awhile I have no Idea how to word it but there is something there

1.) My Garbage is worth something
2.) YOU SHOULD KISS MY ASS FOR MY GARBAGE
3.) Fine you don't want my garbage...I will throw it in the garbage

Rhinos became scarce a few years back, I think. They switched over to crack ho skin after that.

FAX

Wrote a story today about a man who takes his old cabinants to a donation center, and how he felt really good about giving away his cabinants because they were worth money. In truth they weren't worth shit, then they didn't act in a way that he felt they should be, because these cabinents were WORTH something. Then Frustrated in the fact of the way people act, he ends up throwing the cabinents away...where they belonged all along.

Think I read that story. It had a good beat and was easy to dance to.

Counterfeit jokes.

:shrug: I thought the loveseat went just fine w/ our cinder block bookcase and mirrored walls.

Some people are just so damn picky. :harumph:

I wasn't putting down 70's end tables and milk crate entertainment centers. That's what I had in college.

There has to be a "this is why we can't have nice things" joke in here somewhere but it's not coming to me.

Please refer to my signature. LMAO

yeah I got that.

Refer to my title. Likely described that college apartment.

LMAO