Who among us
 

Which poster on this board would be the best HC for the Chiefs next year?

Excluding Gaz, I vote for Mr. Fax.....

I would rather have Pioli's job. First move would be cutting Cassel.

Todd Haley. I'm sure he posts here, and has actual HC experience.

close but no cigar
 

Unfortunately at this hour that position is not available.

Otwp or Hamas.

Whitlock for sure

I wouldn't work for Pioli.

Me.

If I were coach we'd never hand off to Thomas Jones again on first down. In fact he'd only still be on the team for depth in case of injury. Baldwin and Bowe would be targeted more often than Pope. Stanzi would start the rest of the year as of about 4 weeks ago so we'd have an idea going forward about him. Shabby Pisspoortackly would be working in the food service industry. McCluster wouldn't be running it up the gut. We'd blitz a lot more. And I'd do it for $100,000 per season.

Ill give it a shot, how hard could it be

I could do it.

I would delegate like a mother****er.

Dude, Pick me! I have proven I know how to build a Champion Caliber Chiefs [BBS]! With coaches like DaFace, Phobia, Bob Dole, Bwana, Bearcat, Mr Flopnuts... I can definitely handle big egos!

PLUS I promise stripper-esque cheerleaders!

In all seriousness.. I would implement this http://www.eonreality.com/news_relea...leases&sid=405

Virtual Reality training to help players (especially draftees) adjust to the speed of the game... people talk all the time about "slowing down the game".. this is HARD SCIENCE that can actually do it without risking injury! It's only a matter of time before this becomes a major part of off-season training.

--Coach Kyle

Smed & Orton could draw up some wicked offensive plays on cocktail napkins

I have a zillion fantasy football championship rings.

I will bring glory to Kansas City.

I was actually going to come in here and roast you for picking Matt Cassel in the sandbox league, and then I saw you ALSO picked Andy Dalton. :cuss:

I'd run the single wing just to phase out Cassel. :D

Dude I picked Andy Dalton WAY before I settled for Cassel as a backup when NO ONE was left...

See! I am a head coach who puts his faith in young QBs!!!!

why in the **** is my name last on this list?

um.. cuz until now I assumed you had the least inflated ego in that list... :D

or.. it's done by paternal grandfathers first name -reverse alphabetical order! yeah that's it!

FAX would be Mr. Nice guy.

I would say Milkman.
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So you want Haley back...

:)

Chiefsmoron88. Our odds of winning would increase by 87lbs.

Luke is the Josh McDaniels of Chiefs Planet head coach candidates

20/20 chance of making the playoffs next year if we do that

I could give it a try. I would:

1. Cut Matt Cassell and Tyler Palko
2. Trade Brandon Carr and a 1st round draft pick for 2013 in exchange for RG III.
3. Fire Bill Muir and hire Jimmie Johnson as the offensive coordinator.
4. Make Kyle Orton and Stanzi fight for backup position.
5. Have the defense blitz more.
6. Extend the contracts of Dwayne Bowe, Eric Berry, and Tamba Hali.
7. Make Jamaal Charles a franchise player.
8. Draft a huge, strong offensive lineman to line up next to the ball snapper.

80% of all statistics are 10% unfactual though...

ROFL

I know how to manipulate the draft to get the best QBotf available. I've gone on many undefeated season with resulting in Super Bowl wins. I hardly ever lose. I demoralize kids playing against me & they throw there controlls down in defete by half time. I take no mercy or remorse. I take great pleasure in dismantling the raiders and bronkos making taking them out season after season.

im glad you would extend Tamba, he definitely deserves another on this year

Pioli would be insane to cut Hali or Derrick Johnson on defense.

Hamas would be Haley. Has potential but ****ing douche and wont accept others criticizing him.
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None of you ****ers.

You sound very mature for a 4th grader.

Run along now.

Heh yes. But milk would be Haley Jr.... and I like milk.

I was quite successful coaching my son's flag football team. Soooo.... I do have head coaching experience & a better w/l record than Haley. I'm just throwing that out there.

But our cheerleaders would all look like men.

Me cuz I picked Ware, Suggs, and Paul in The Sandbox league.

oh snap!

Me, because I will win the players' trust with my SPARKLING PERSONALITY. Also I am very stern.