10 Things the Packers have to do to beat the Chiefs.
 

10 seems like a lot. From the Packers website:

http://www.packers.com/news-and-even...b-4e0a4746372f

Eat my caca if reposq.

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How about show up?

Take the field?

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ROFL at #4...

Orton doesnt give anyone hope...

McCluster??? Watch out for McCluster???

1. Show up

It's a trap/Packers Planet

He is a beast between the tackles....

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10 things? Jesus. They're going to put 80 on our ass.

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pass over the middle, and when on defense look for slants.

1. Don't start Brian Bulaga at QB
2. Don't die in a plane crash on the way to KC
3. Don't break into fits of laughter in the middle of plays.
4 - 10. Show up

Kind of over doing it dont you think?


Booking the charter flight to KC pretty much ended all hope for the Chiefs...

My first thought...you beat me to it.

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This is like Genghis Khan listing off the 10 things he's going to do to your ass.

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#11 - Get to bed no later than 5:30 am, after drinking Sabby Piscatelli under the table.

Take the field

11. Start the third stringers to make sure the starters and backups don't get injured.

Fixed #3

1. Wake up
2. Eat a bagel
3. Don't trip off the bus
4. Don't fall asleep on the field
5. Don't forget Matt Flynn in Green bay
6. Tie their Shoes
7. Get a good nap in at Halftime
8. Bring a stick to the huddle to draw up sophisticated plays in the dirt
9. Bring plenty of Conditioner for Mathews' hair
10. Bring more conditioner just in case.

They really need a list of 10 things? :facepalm:

HEY....WHAT'S THIS TEN THINGS CRAP????? GET YOUR OWN HOOK!!!

The Packers honor us with their 10 things.

Most teams only go with 2 things.

Class operation, the Pack.

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I bet it was impossible to think of 10 things with straight face.

The one I heard was "find out what time the bus leaves".

Love how this guy says:

Run the ball.....

then says

Up the tempo...


WTF???

I'm not going to say the Chiefs will win, that would be silly, but I've seen stranger things.

2004 New England Patriots, en route to the Super Bowl, were 12-1 when they went into Dolphins Stadium to face the lowly 2-11 Dolphins, who had fired their coach and had interim coach Jim (Master) Bates. Pats were winning by 11 with three minutes left when the wheels came off and ended up losing 29-28.

Pats were in a battle for first seed with the STeelers and losing this game cost them that #1 AFC seed.

They won out the rest of the year. One of the damndest games I ever saw in my life. I have vivid, horrid memories of that game and the comedy of errors that was the last three minutes.

http://scores.espn.go.com/nfl/recap?gameId=241220015

..not drink the kool aid at their table that morning.

I can honestly say a couple of weeks ago I wanted this to be that game... Can the Chiefs beat the Pack and keep them from a perfect season.
Now I'd actually feel awful about it if that were to happen.
A class team taken out by a team thats imploded..
Sure Sunday afternoon I'll change my tune but this is how I feel atm.

#11 - Don't get mixed up betwen 'Arrowhead Stadium' and 'Royals Stadium'.

#12 - Make sure all the players bring shoes. Shoes are important.

#13 - Enjoy the Gates pregame meal in moderation and use wet naps. No player should be licking sauce off his fingers during a play.

#14 - Defensive players, like everyone else in the stadium, will know what play the Chiefs are going run on any given down. At least try to act a little suprised. It's the polite thing to do.

#15 - The training staff must check all players for Red-Green colorblindness.

#16 - Packers coaches and training staff should make sure all the players have done the State Farm 'double check' before the start of the game.

#17 - Green Bay players have to be careful they don't get caught up in the Arrowhead Mystique. Green Bay starters need to be in the stadium for warm ups, the rest of the players can continue to tailgate until just before kickoff.

#18 - The half-time offensive line v. defensive line pie eating contest should be cancelled.

#19 - Do not play 'Old Yeller' on the airplane during the flight down to KC.

#20 - Just watching film won't adequately prepare the Packers defense for the speed of the KC running attack. Defensive players should spend Friday walk-throughs at the DMV or post office to get used to the pace.

What do you mean, a beast between KC's tackles or between the times he is tackled?

1. Wake up breathing
2.Tie their shoes

That should be enough to ensure a blowout by the pack 48-6

Here's my Advice to the Packers Players on Winning Sunday:

1. Wake up.
2. Fall out of bed.
3. Drag a comb across your head.
4. Make your way downstairs.
5. Drink a cup.
6. Look up.
7. Notice you are late.
8. Find your coat and find your hat.
9. Make the bus in seconds flat.
10. Be on the sideline by 12 Noon Sunday.

I know they've been playing him out of position, but I haven't seen any real "big-play" ability out of the midget. He's not particularly fast or elusive. I don't know what he does better than anyone else in the league, except for the patented spin move for no yards.

I thought you were going to break into song when i read 8 and 9.

That is exactly what the Bears thought. I received several emails after that game, "we only thought we had to show up, wtf happened?"

The Chiefs have a lot of talent, and they are not nearly as dis-functional as that crap display we saw Sunday. They also have some pride, and I think this writer is "rite on" except for the McCluster part.
I hope their defense focuses on him.

Dude, they had to come up with 10 things.

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So what you are saying is that our only hope is if they blow their minds out in a car on the way to the stadium?

I was gonna, but somebody spoke and I went into a dream.

Only if they don't notice that the lights have changed.

Aaaaahhhh

1. Look out for Moose Antlers. . . . I've said too much.

Tamba Hali is good, but he isn't in the same class of player that Jason Pierre-Paul is...not even close.

A handoff to Jackie Battle on first down? You shouldn't have!

ROFL

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I was thinking "don't trip or get injured getting off the bus"

:D

Moose antlers = draw to McMidget

(get it? moose/McMidget? Bill Muir is trying to be funny)

Lot's for reverse mojo in this thread.

I like it! :fire:

Where's Packfan? I want to hear his take on this game.

Let me tell you about this great new band called The Beatles.

Snitches get stitches!!!

That team may be the best team ever.......

I will be shocked if anyone beats them (and no not because they stomped the Raiders)

Draft position, dude.

LMAO

They are giving us WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY to much credit

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Not have a mid-air collision in flight to KC.

Stay out of Wespor.........uh, wait, they would still win if hungover.

NEVER MIND!!!!!!!!

This is how you destroy the league. You find a way to make every team a threat so that you don't take them lightly. That being said, as others have mentioned, make the flight on time and show up is all you really need.

Dang. Arenas and Baldwin went home with "illness" today. The Pack can cross them off their list.

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LMAO

Ouch

This is going to be like a cat, playing with a wounded mouse.

Two problems with the bolded part.

1. The Bears started Caleb Hanie, the Packers are starting Aaron Rodgers.

2. We beat the Bears because of a hail mary. Had that not succeeded (like they tend to fail the other 98% of the times they are attempted) we most likely lose.

Need to take out Rodgers on the first play.

I thought only one Adam Teicher exists.

Ten things? They don't need ten whole things, just ten points should ensure victory.

this article could of been so much easier, shorter, and simpler to write

Really, worried about Dexter?

If this were turned around #1 is for the Chiefs to pray and hope that Tebow hasn't been given all the luck.

Bull crap. We're winning this game.

#5 just killed me.

I want to hear Haley's honest opinion about drafting DMC. That would.d tell me a lot about how we got to this point and who is to blame.

Seems Pioli was intent on protecting his QB by trying to draft people to make him look good.

I don't blame him for that. It was an honest mistake.

McCluster's college coach said, "He's a spinner." and Pioli heard, "winner".

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Watch out for McCluster?!
If there is anyone to be worried about it would be Succop cause he's the only one who puts points on the board....

Point 5 is a valid concern. Nobody stretches the field sideways better then the Chiefs.

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all of the 10 on this list killed me, like we actually stand a chance

If it was week 17 the Chiefs bad luck could pull that off, but with two weeks left to go, they will find a way to beat OAK or DEN. They will be beaten down on Sunday.

Or the Raiders.

With just 10 guys.

Or sober...

If so Romo has a new job next season.

KC will win this game.

Wait... This is 1995, right?

What are smoking? You need to share...

LMAO