RESURGENT!!!!!!!!!!! MISSING OLD WOMAN LOCATED DUE TO PRAYER REQ ON CHIEFS SITE!!!!!!
 

Please pray for my Mom. The last I heard from her was Noon yesterday & I called her so much last night now her phone just goes to voicemail.

Thanks.

Prayers sent your way.

Best of luck.
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I hope everything is okay.

Hopefully she just lost her phone.

By this time in the morning she is on the PC. I was able to log onto to email account with no problem.

What does this mean.? Have you spoken to her yet ?

Back story?

Where does mom live?

Hope all is well.

Done.

Prayers on the way

Prayers sent, hope all is well.

;)

wtf?

what is this i don't even

DON'T WORRY, GUYS, EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE... wait, what?

Thanks, but I feel a little stupid now. Turns out a family friend from Florida called her about 30 minutes before I tried calling the first time. During the time between calls Mom unknowingly put the phone in airplane mode, meaning I could try to call has often as I liked but Mom's phone ain't ringing. I finally talked a neighbor to check on her and she tried to call me but could b/c the phone was in aiirplane mode (these are new phones for us).

As far as logging into Mom's email account, I actually wanted to receive an error message when I tried because that would indicate she was in her email account.

Please understand my Mom is 70+ and lives alone in a house needing much repair and having several tripping hazards. Couple this with fact as of 7 weeks ago Mom is no longer working so therefore I don't have the "comfort" of knowing if her employer did not call me by mid-morning, everything's fine and Mom made it to work that day.

When one several hours without be able to get ahold of someone when you know their home, not too pleasant thought begin creeping in the mind.

Do you not live anywhere near her?

Will a mod please remove some exclamation points from the thread title?

Mods: Would you please add about fifteen more exclamation marks to this thread? I don't think it portrays the true nature of urgency Chiefsqueen is looking for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glad everything worked out.

I live in KC she lives in rural Balt. County MD. I chose to live in KC 20+ years ago b/c Baltimore County did not really have any kind of paratransit and KC (where I grew up did and I CANNOT drive). I'm probably stuck here for at least the next 5 years b/c the mortgage on my condo is underwater.

Mods, please fix the thread title so it is no longer in all-caps. Thx.

Mods: Please put more all cap words in the thread title and add a picture of a monkey riding a midget to the OP. Thanks.

Someone needs to alert the Arrowhead Stadium grounds crew to keep the sideline free of tripping hazards. We have an elderly head coach.

Mods: please change title of thread from "Urgent" to "Not Particularly Urgent." Thanks.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

I'll think about it.

Mods still hate tags?

Thanks for all your help.

Chiefqueen: I bet you're wild in bed.

Still hoping for this if possible.

Hey the internet's a little slow today. Can you guys please pray to get these packets moving a little faster? Thanks in advance.

Most of us are........LMAO

Can we get the monkey thing handled first? I'd consider it a favor.

What if this all happened in mid air??

Glad she is ok.

Mods: This is not the thread you're looking for. You can go about your business. Move Along.

Does Kurt have any pics of your mom?

Well, that's about how I expected this "emergency" to turn out.

I'm pooping and it hurts

Pull the dildo out first.

Well, you can't have that, but how bout a Monkey Named "Spank" singing about his midget girlfriend?

Get this stuck in your head and then feel like jumping off a bridge.

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LMAO

Aaaaand.....what about the monkey/midget thing?

LMAO

Pull the butt plug first.

I'm guessing it's because of your head and shoulders blocking the exit.





Glad your mother is alright.

Tim Tebow would be proud of us. I bet he is reading this thread and T-bowing as he reads it.

So why isn't there a pic of a monkey riding a midget in the OP yet? I've been checking this thread for hours.

**** your mom and you.

A “sports mans double”?
Hey ma, got your teeth in? /chiefqueen

Would you settle for a monkey riding a dog?

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/829187/monkeydog.gif

The lack of midgets in this gif makes it unacceptable for the intended purpose.

Oh, and by the way, I NEED GIFS OF HALI SMASHING RODGERS

No.

Lol sports mans double. That's the 2nd funniest thing i've heard all week next to a hand job being called "an old fashioned".

I just want to know why you CANNOT drive ?????

You almost couldn't hand-pick a more worry worthy place. :facepalm:

welcome to last year

I thought and Gonzo had a thing?

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