ChiefsPlanet Douche of the Year Poll - Round One - The American Hero Region
 

Here we go!

Field of 18, including the No. 2 Seed and the Douche Master!

Top eight advance to the Douchy 32. Vote for as many or as few as you like. Votes in all rounds this year are PUBLIC.

Let's get it on!

I LOVE the names of the first two regions.

I could barely vote for any of these guys. None of them scream "douche" to me

You must not spend much time here. :D

Damnit, I meant to vote for myself.

Clearly I should have. Douche. :harumph:

You're a 2 seed, did you really think you weren't going to advance?

Well..... no. :D

That was a classic blow up date. I think it was even too extreme for the hall of classics.

Can I just vote for Wickedson 8 times?

I need bribes for my precious vote.

Besides Brianfo, who are some of these douches?

The Luv pick is a no-brainer.

A woman holding her own on a board full of men and sports seems ok.

*raises hand

The vast majority of douches seem to be born full douche or decide to be a douche when they sign up then play nice after a while.... it seems like Stewie took a different approach this year, just one day deciding he was too nice or something and thinking it was time to become a douche.

I always thought people were born that way... nttawwt.

Definitely vote for that prick Bugeater.

Yea he does seem like a real asshole....but this is a douche thread, not the asshole thread.

Good point. :D

Seriously about Brianfo. He isn't even real. Just a mult. Take him off.

But if he is the mult of someone you think is a douche, is he still a douche?

Brianfo isn't a mult. He's just generally too drunk to work a computer.

what are the odds this is the last straw that pushes Brianfo right off the edge???

Who says he's a mult? Anybody who would actually know?

I.voted for.everyone. you all are douches

you say that like it's a bad thng.......LMAO

This is an incredibly weak division. No douche powerhouses.

Man, I never get in on these polls. I'm strictly a middle-of-the-pack poster. :sulk:

Shithead / sprayer should totally dominate this division and be hands down favorite to win it all. I think hes been banned as much as Tom Cash

I forgot I have a few fans. Perhaps I should campaign harder for votes.

I disagree. People don't post in the DC with him enough. I've barely ever seen him post.


I think r8ers, 50/50, Joey, Dexter Manly, and frazod (who is outmatched but gets votes because he started this.)

Although if up to me I'd give it to eric007.

I voted for everyone except SHTSPRAYER.

Plus he's dead anyway.

Man, I guess you know you're a douche when people who like you vote for you anyway. LMAO

Voted for all of the above.

Because it let me.

wow. bugeater is losing his burst on this board.

Didn't he get tossed the same time as TFG?

Probably. And like TFG, he's been back a few times under other names.

:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::evil::evil::evil::evil:

Well.....whatever douche.

It's pretty awesome when someone creates a thread about killing themselves, and within a month they are in contention for biggest douche on the board.

Shitsprayer with a surprising showing thus far!

Meh...none of these things are not like the other.

I bet the OP put his name in the hat to be funny, probably wasn't expecting his excellent turn out. Doesn't surprise me one bit and he got my vote.

I saw that. Thanks, buddy!

Two people (so far) have cast a single vote for me - you and R8ers.

I think that result speaks for itself. :thumb:

He always includes himself and he wears his douchebaggery as a proud badge of honor. n00b.

He's not a n00b - check the date. COchief is one of the most loathesome pricks to ever post here. The only reason you don't know that is because he doesn't post much.

Well, that and you're a dumbass. :D

If I want to call him a n00b because he's a n00b to me then I'll call him a n00b dammit.

I have been on a good dumbass roll today though.

Bitch.

stfu, n00b

small, flaccid, uncircumsized penis

Sucks dont it :mad:

Impressive showing considering that R8ers won the last heet with just 35.

A dumbass does not a douche make.

Wickedson disagrees with you.

Probably because it was a holiday. I doubt if it had much impact on the outcome, though.

He's both. No doubt about that. 100% pure troll.

I don't know. The other thread has more views and replies.

Keep striving for mediocrity.

I've gotten votes from people I don't remember having any contact with on here. LMAO

I voted for you only because you're not SHTSPRAYER. Otherwise I don't have any reason to lump you in with Frazod other than the legal secretary thing. :)

Apparently they can read :D

I voted for you as a pre-emptive strike assuming you'd vote for me......... oh wait....... I didn't vote for you.

nevermind.

This is the second list and I still do not see anyone worthy of the title.

**** Lemon Pie. What a stupid name.

Don't fret my bracket is yet to come.

There are a handful of shitbags that post here. The problem is most if not all of them thrive on negative attention and would flaunt this with pride. How you and several others even made the list is beyond me. It must be an inside joke as many listed are what I consider solid posters.

It's a horserace now. Whackedson and SHT all knotted up at 43-43 at 7:04 PST.

'Hamas' Jenkins, Baby Lee, Bugeater, Dartgod, doomy3, KC Tattoo, Laz, lewdog_5, loochy, mikey23545, O.city, patteeu, Pestilence, pkane, PostRockPablo, Reerun_KC, SDChiefs, Slainte, SNR, SPchief, SportsRacer, Valiant, whoman69, Wyatt Earp


Thanks ladies!

I note with some interest, a dash of embarrassment, and a heaping glom of confoundicity that some nominated Douches are voting for other Douches. It's like a daisy chain of Douches around here.

FAX

For the next round you can add my vote as well, shithead. :p

Do I get to advance?

And I am seriously offended you didnt vote for me...

Jackwagon...

Unless something drastically changes, you'll make the cut.

You might make the cut regardless. :grr:

We're all Kotter's mults. This entire board exists only in his mind.

:LOL:

Thats what we get for letting a MUron run the damn poll..

You cheating bastards...

Shut up douche!

:huh:

okay....

:evil:

Slaver

In the Slaver Conference. :thumb:

You have to do that... That would be priceless... I would vote for you.