2011 Playoff teams as in LOTR characters
 

Comply this just for fun.

NFC

The Packers - Aargorn, will the heir of Isildur could retain the throne?

The 49ers - Frodo, no one expects its success this year, and many still doubt it can go the distance.

The Saints - Gandalf, carried on the back of Shadowfax (Drew Brees), the multiple attacks of the firework are devastating.

The Giants - Rohan riders, they could be hunkered at Helms Deep, or rise to the occasion at the plain of Pelennor Field. No one knows for sure.

The Falcons - Legolas, when he is in the groove, his icy darts are deadly.

The Lions - Gimli, stout and courageous, its battle axe (Suh) strikes fear to any opponent.

AFC

The Patriots - Sauron, the uber enemy, it sets a benchmark of success for everyone to reach.

The Ravens - Shelob, its defense (web weaving) is renown.

The Steelers - Saruman, ambitious and resourceful, one who could almost match the Dark Lord's power.

The Texans - Witch king, finally emerges under the shadow of the Colts. If everything falls in the right place, it could unseat its master, the Dark Lord.

The Broncos - Balrog, it has wings but couldn't fly and its magical power is not always working. But you never know.

The Bengals - the Grond, used to be the Melkor's battleaxe, but now it is reforged anew.

gay

Uh...ok, thanks.

How long until the "worst thread of 2012" poll begins?

When Clay outs something as being gay, you KNOW you've crossed a line.

wtf is this

****! I said NO PEPPERS!

/slowly backs out of thread

Love how the AFC are the bad guys. Nice job...nerd!

I think it may have already ended.

The Falcons - Legolas, when he is in the groove, his icy darts are deadly.


The Broncos - Balrog, it has wings but couldn't fly and its magical power is not always working. But you never know.


LMAO

No Gollum?

I googled this, hoping it was not an original by the OP. Unfortunately, it is.

This is where tags would be great. Tagging threads Hall of Fame or Hall of Shame worthy would make it easy to find and create polls for the end of year awards. Too bad tags get abused so bad.

MY PRECIOUS TEBOW!

This thread is pretty gay Ms. Mith. Sorry.

Tebow could be Gollum. Although I understand Gollum throws a tighter spiral.

2011 playoff teams as pizzas

Packers - cheese pizza.

That's all I got.

You should start a thread.

Terrell Suggs's teeth look like an Uruk Hai's teeth.

Chiefs... pralines and dick

(yes I know they aren't a playoff team)

Elway looks like Liv Tyler's horse.

2011 playoff teams as in memes

Comply this just for fun.

NFC

The Packers - Like a Boss, because they are the best team

The 49ers - Cool story bro, because that's what people will say when the players tell them "no really, we went 13-3"

The Saints - Dat Ass, because people from New Orleans talk funny and say Dem and Dey

The Giants - Intredasting, because Eli Manning looks mentally challenged

The Falcons - Owling, because Falcons and Owls are ornithological creatures

The Lions - Epic Beard Man, because they fight a lot for no reason

AFC

The Patriots - I Have the Weirdest Boner, because Tom Brady had long hair and looked like an attractive woman.

The Ravens - Rick Astley, they're in the playoffs every year but never get anywhere. They never give it up.

The Steelers - Arrow in the knee, because Mendenhall broke his knee

The Texans - Honey Badger, because nobody cares about the Texans

The Broncos - Haters gonna hate, because everyone hates Tebow

The Bengals - Lolcats, tigers are from the cat family

yep, rep

Is there a sequel to this yet?