Small things in life that gravel your ass
 

What are some things in life that are really not that big of a deal in the big picture, but just piss you off?

My example of the day:

The dogs were barking at something today out in the alley, so I went outside to find out what the hell was going on. Some Slippery Larry contractor was back there unloading a bunch of shit into my city garbage container.

Me: Hey there strokestick, are you my new neighbor or something?

Slippery Larry: No

Me: Yeah, I knew that, then why are you dumping your crap out into my garbage container? I have plans to clean out the garage and am going to need the space.

Slippery Larry: I don't know.

Me: Do you live in a house, do YOU have a garbage container?

Slippery Larry: Yes, but it's full, so I'm dumping it in here.

Me: No, no you're not, try the city dump. Don't let me ever catch you back here pulling the bullshit again, or we are going to have a big problem.

At that point, he high tailed it out of there.

Like I said, it wasn't like the guy was back there trying to break into my shop, but it rubbed me the wrong way.

was it like a business garbage container, like those huge ones? I never actually tried doing that, but I've thought about it.

No, it's a hardened plastic container with a lid, that the city provides for my tax dollars. It's one per every two people. Between the two us us, by the end of the week, we can fill it on our own.

People who always have to talk louder than everyone else because they think everything they say is sooooo interesting... especially when you're on the phone and can't hear who you're talking to over them

People who leave cupboards open

People who don't clean up after themselves

People.

There's no excuse for people doing stuff like that. It's rude.

People who post too many poll threads.

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I know this has been brought up in several theads over the years, but dipshits that drive slow in the left lane of a highway and won't pull to the right and let people by, who know how to use a ****ing gas pedal.

Your getting chapped because one of the seven deadly sins is coming into play. GREED. You want all the trash bins to be yours and when you don't get those trash bins, it pisses you off.

Parasites. Human ones.

That must be it!

I almost included people who can't drive the speed limit (at least) in general.

People who don't pick up gum wrappers

I get aggravated by the following things:

1. People who don't turn on their turn signal at all or wait until they've all but jammed on their brakes right in front of you, as if your telepathic gifts should have told you they were turning.

2. People who leave their grocery cart in a parking space when there's a cart corral literally 20 feet from where they are. Hey douche-nozzle, you wouldn't have to buy whole grain food and diet coke if you just walked the 20 feet to bring your cart back, and our prices wouldn't be so high if they didn't have to hire all those teenagers to round up the carts.

3. People who change their order at the drive-through while they're at the window, or make multiple different orders. There's a time to go in and do it in person. Then again, these are the same chubs who can't walk their cart back to the corral, either.

4. People who bitch and moan about the federal debt, only to hound their congressman and complain that he didn't bring home the pork to build that 3-toed sloth museum.

5. California weather-people. They're baked crispy-orange and talk about how great it is that we don't have rain, and then when half our forests are in flames, bitch about how it's been so dry.

6. People at the airport that try to board the plane before it's their turn. We're all getting on the plane, people.

7. Airline companies that bitch about how much carry-on baggage people have. Hmmmm....wonder why we're all carrying on bags, now? Idiots.

8. California sports fans. I'm not making this up. There was a mom at our school who had Chargers stuff all over the back of her SUV. Then when they lost all those games and the Packers were unbeaten, she mysteriously became a Packers fan and put a GB decal on the back of her SUV. Then the DAY after the Giants beat them, the window was blank. Like her brain. I hate fair-weather fans.

Slow/idiot drivers
Microsoft Windows
People who respond to simple emails or texts with a phone call
People who don't know the difference between your and you are

I've travelled a lot, but hadn't ever flown Southwest until about a month ago. I was kind of amazed at the organization.

Other airlines: Assigned seats, so there's ABSOLUTELY NO REASON to get on the plane early, yet everyone crowds the gate when they announce the preboarding for people with kids. I've literally had to push through people who have a boarding number of like 4 or 5 so I could board with the other 2s. And WTF would you want to sit down early? So your carry-on gets a premiere spot in the overhead bin? If I'm sitting around for 2-3 or 10 hours, I have no desire to add 20 minutes to it.

Southwest: It does matter when you board, so they line you up in order and there's no crowding and no hassle. If you don't get there in time, there's no fighting through a crowd... just get in line. Love it.

Co workers who buy things for the crews except me even if i would offered to pay for my own.

People who complain about how evil corporate America is while taking full advantage of all the comforts that corporate America provides them /bump

A person chewing gum and producing deep-throating like noises. I can't stand it.
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People who act surprised that they have to pay at the checkout line. How can you not have your debit card or check ready?

People that recline their seats on airplanes.

People who can't drive the speed limit. People who block my view of the TV. Whatever else I decide that pisses me at that time. Beware when my arthritis kicks in I am super moody.

The coffee gulp. Something about the sound of someone swallowing coffee enrages me.

The "exact change" people crack me up as well.

"Well, I think I have the extra 7 cents someplace" while the mega line is forming behind them.

I was behind some gal about a month ago that searched all her pants pockets, her jacket and her purse, before dumping the entire contents of her purse on the counter, to try to roust up that 7 cents. She never did find it and ended up stepping up with the extra dime.

And people that text each other 20 times over the course of an hour, when a 40 sec phone call would have cleared everything up.

People who chew ice.

People who don't understand the difference between 'reply' and 'reply all'.

Strangers who try to strike up a conversation in the mens room.

Anyone at any store who gets in front of me at the checkout, then gets in an argument with the cashier about the price of an item.

Idiots who walk their dogs without a leash because 'he would never hurt anybody'. Especially hate when they charge at me.

Exactly.

Kids.

Lottery ticket buyers at the convenience store. Have a gaddam idea what you want before you get to the counter you stupid ****! The line was moving just great until your stupid ass got to the front and now it's gone from 3 people to 12 while you pick 2 from the 14 games you're going to lose your welfare money on anyway. Son-of-a-bitch I have to get back to work you ****ing ignoramous! Just buy some more chewing tobacco and die from mouth cancer so you won't **** the whole line over anymore!

Btw did you know that the chances of actually winning are the same as the chances of getting mauled by a polar bear and a regular bear in the same day? Get mauled ****sticks!

are awesome?

I hate anyone who over does anything that makes them think that makes them smell better or uses cheap crap to make them look better. Fu$$ you. Some of us suffer because of your douche ass. I am super perfume/smelly sensitive.

I don't have kids and don't want to hear your cryings kids when I do go out. My wife if the only reason I don't say anything...

Anyone who parks behind my driveway... I will sooner or later hit your car because of the weather. I will win.

are annoying.

My biggest thing is people getting on the interstate at like 45 or 50 MPH!!! It is seriously so dangerous to be merging with traffic going 20 miles an hour slower, what don't people get about that!?

I always say shit. I'll walk by and say "crying kids are the reason I support abortions"

Heh... yes they definately can be even though I like them.

That's seriously classy lol

Today was the first day in about a week that the streets were clean. Guess what it is fu$$ snowing...

My wife holds me back...

Yup one of mine just tried the old sneak up on dad and give him an indian burn, now after the nuggie his hair is standing up and he's getting shocked on every piece of metal he touches. Still awesome tho!

45 to 50 is good for some, i like the people who come to a complete stop and wonder why everyone hates them.

Then they switch to the left lane and go 45 or 50 :banghead:

If God forbid I have to go to Walmart for something, it's always a swell time. Between the "people of Walmart," and the morons that park their cart in the middle of the shopping lanes and won't let anyone through, it's never dull. If I have to go there for some reason, I always try to do it early, before the meth heads and carnival workers get out of bed.

I agree, so I am banned to my room for laughing at this by my wife... At least I have my beer fridge and my big screen TV and internet...

People who don't know the difference between their and there and they're.

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Best time is around 2-5 am, only the rapists and murderers remain.

1. The way people drive and dont think about a ****ing thing.
2. Co workers who tell on you because they think it makes them look good.
3. People who are pale.
4. The fact a miracle drug is outlawed.
5. people
6. The catholic church that acts like they should control everyone and be stupid and it must be a requirement to have a sexual desire to **** kids and just pretend thats ok, but if 2 adults want to **** and wear a rubber to protect themselves then OH NO!!! To hell u go!
7. Commercials that jumped the shark 5 years ago that are still being thrown down our throats, cavemen, gecko lizard, etc
8. People who didnt like No Country for Old Men.
9. Asian people at Costco, they dont yield for anybody ever and are always in the way, i know its racist but its ****ing true.
10. In line at grocery store waiting for older women to ****ing pay, trying to figure out the fancy machine or counting change and especially writing checks.

Best time-out ever!

That is why I go in around 5-6 am...

I honestly won't go shopping at walmart with my girlfriend anymore after the stress of it has led to some fights. One of us goes without the other because of all you mentioned.....too much stress!

LMAO

Yeah, I caught that as well.

Another one....

People who are so selfish that they talk or text on their phone while driving and cause accidents. I still won't get why you can't wait 15-30 minutes until you arrive somewhere to be on your phone.

Walmart.

Phone calls with no purpose.

Hypocrites who are too dumb to know they're a hypocrite.

Skinny girls who think they're fat & fat girls who think they're skinny.

Annoying ass kids who are being raised by parents who don't know they're horrible parents.

It's all part of the instant gratification generation/society we live in now and it drives me nuts too.

Yep, or if it's that important, pull the **** over to text.

I love skinny girls who think they are fat. Talk about easy lays.

Something else that bothers me, people with 7 posts in 5 years.

My best friend texts me every morning on her way to work and I tell her to stop texting and driving. Her response is usually "I was at a stoplight." So I respond with "stop reading texts and driving moron."

Why would anything bother you? Honey badger don't give a shit. You aren't playing the part very well.

I don't give a shit what you say :p

My wife just shakes her head when I leave my room. As I have been laughing my ass off and being a grouch today...

So you are saying I should pull over while I am posting on the Planet? That sucks and the drive is going to be boring~

Of course.

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People who drive with their bright lights on 24/7

LMAO

Mini-Vans
Chinese Drivers
Opinionated dumb asses.
Rude people or those with really bad hygiene.
Crowded locker rooms.
Restaurants that nuke everything.
Filthy restrooms.
Customer service by computer and email only.
Lazy people that feel entitled.

Women play by play announcers for men's sports. Yeah, I know.

I just can't get into it. I'm good with color commentators, sideline, hosting shows. I just cannot get into the women play by play announcers. I hope this trend stays on ESPN and on college events.

Stupid drivers who can't read the sign that says lane closed and then expects you to let them in

My generation sucks

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Wait..... wut?









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It's all your fault.

Assholes.

assholes.

If they're better than some moron male announcer I'm all for it.

What about those assholes who don't let you in when the lane is closing?

If you were not texting while driving 45 to 50 mph in the wrong lane you would have noticed the sign in time~

Ordering something on-line, having it show up and it's night and day from what you thought it was.

They always end up in front of you too huh?

I hate it when I get gravel in my ass.

Stop driving the Harley on those dirt roads!