[Rumor] Kim Jong Un Dead or on the Run / Reported Coup taking place in N. Korea
 

http://www.businessinsider.com/inter...is-dead-2012-2

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/02...twitter-weibo/

http://gawker.com/5884033/chinese-tw...ing-in-beijing

http://news.yahoo.com/twitter-weibo-...170718049.html

Wait, which Jonger is this one? The one that just died or his son?

The Un one son.

Well...if this rumor is true, then he is the one that just died.

If not, then he is the son of the most recent one that died.

http://static7.businessinsider.com/i...orth-korea.png

This guy is 28 years old? Wow. Talk about getting picked last for dodgeball...

It's the young fatty.

Yeah, I just read the article. And to make things more confusing, there's apparently a half-Jonger.

Looks like kcnative.

No problem. Korea has been run by the Un-dead for a long time. He's probably just Jong fishin'.

I don't think Jong Nam likes Jong Un very much, though. I have a hard time telling them apart. I wonder if they have the same problem ... probably not since one of them isn't the other one.

FAX

One is presumably upright. The other is blowy to bits.

Fascinating. I'm really into North Korea, so I'll be interested to see if this is legitimate.

My favorite fact about North Korea.

"North Korea is a self-described Juche (self-reliant) state, described by some observers as a de facto absolute monarchy or "hereditary dictatorship" with a pronounced cult of personality organized around Kim Il-sung (the founder of North Korea and the country's only president) and his late son, Kim Jong-il. Following Kim Il-sung's death in 1994, he was not replaced but instead received the designation of "Eternal President", and was entombed in the vast Kumsusan Memorial Palace in central Pyongyang."

Is Kim Jong Il undead, or is Kim Jong Un dead?

They are all fatties. Here is the oldest brother who just parties in Macau and doesn't have anything to do with the family.

http://nkleadershipwatch.files.wordp...6/06224211.jpg

He was great on Fantasy Island.

I just want to post in this thread early on.

I think Kim Jong Dead is ill.

Did anyone have him in the death pool?

I really hope this is true! I think everyone in North and South Korea hates the current regime, as well as people in neighbouring countries!
The word 'coup' is scary, though. I hope that it results in a Korean unification and not just some new dictator taking over!

No way! You are very excited about life! All of your posts contain an abnormal amount of exclamation marks! Wow!

Yeah, good luck with that.

You forgot the exclamation!

Only as long as it doesn't happen in mid-air!

Oh sorry! Hell, I'll even toss in a dancing banana!! PBJ

Wow, everything about this country has always fascinated me in the worst ways, we'll just have to wait and see, it's incredible how they still manage to conceal the inner workings of their nation.

You're supposed to say, "I'll leave CP forever for a year if they reunify."

It helps when you don't have telephones.

FAX

Oooops!! My Bad.

Maybe he saw something he wasn't supposed to see?

http://kimjongunlookingatthings.tumblr.com/

FAX

The place is locked tight. Word is il was dead for almost a week before the rest of the world found out

You speak of Unification?

Highly illogical.


http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/9251/04a4.jpg

I have him in my death pool. Please oh please let him be dead! And hopefully he dies in a strange way so I can get some bonus points.

Crazy.

Jong Bonkers.

FAX

He's not overly excited. He posts in Xhosa. Those are clicks.

Is he dead, or just Il?

He was last seen with John Goodman.

He's rikery to be riving with reratives in secrusion. Rong Rive Kim Jong Un

Pioli must be involved in some way. Sounds about like he runs the Chiefs

If they wanted him dead, he's long jong gone, by now.

If he's running ... well ... Run, Un! Run!

FAX

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss: I don't give a fat flying **** what happens unless they launch a nuke or raise the price of parts for my wife's Hyundai.

China wouldn’t put up with it.

Un went to the optometrist who informed him he had a cataract. Un said, "No, I don't. I drive a Rincoln."

FAX

On a serious note, I would imagine it would be very, very difficult to assassinate somebody in China. Don't you think?

FAX

The merry, drunken gambler who likes to have a good time eh?

They should bring him in for a look.

These rumors have been going on a long time. I saw reports back to Jan 5.

No, you're thinking of Kim Il Goodman.

Oh, dude. You missed it. You were so close, but you should've gone with Kim Jong Goodman.

FYP

He was an alternate I had lined up. Guess I was too late [or enough on my list didn't die fast enough].

Hey, here's a good reason to jack gas up a buck a gallon/Donger

Should garner about $5 a month from NK.

Jump off a cliff .. All of em ......

Soooo..... Chinese twitter says Ninja assasins killed him. I hope this is true.

Businessinsider is about as trustworthy as lewrockwell.com. This is most likely a completely made up story.

Well, I guess that's better than a Chuck Norris beatdown. :shrug:

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