Need A Team Name For A Dart Tournament
 

4 Man Dart Tournament.

We're basically going to combine 2 doubles teams into a 4 man team for a big tournament.

We play in a bar called "The Roadhouse".

My team's name is "The Double Deuces" which is the bar's name in the movie Roadhouse.

The other team's name is "Two in the Bush".



We're looking for something with a combination of the 2 team names, or just a clever dart team name in general.


Just an FYI, I'll kill every one of you sarcastic ****ers that comes in here and puts something stupid down. I'm looking at you DMAC, Loochy, Plow, Pestilence, Gonzo and others....

I may create a poll at the end.






While you're at it, think of a team name for 2 smaller tournaments I'm in.

One involves 2 dudes and 1 chick, and the other involves 3 dudes and 1 chick ( one guy is married to the chick who is not attractive at all).





EDIT:

Doublin' Down

Signifying you're pickin up two more, etc.. Can have multiple meanings.

We Should Do This More Often

Smoking 4 bundle of stickss.

3 dudes and 1 ugly chick

Jim Bob Cooter?

The Penis Hat Cotillion

Droppin' Deuces in The Roadhouse Bush

Don't Deuce in the Bush unless you want to Douche in the Bush later

god damnit that is stupid, i'm sorry for even writing it.

"Two in the Deuce"

"The Double Bush"

"We'd Rather Be Golfing"

Maybe they could sign that woman with two vaginas to be their mascot.

Dart'n & Fart'n

Some past dart team names I've been on.

Menace to Sobriety
We're Trippin'
Braindead Darts
Point Mongrels

"We dart to be different."

or better yet,

"Wt dart to bt difftrtnt."

Two Double Deuces

Just the man i hoped would show up.

Now if SR posts we'll have something going.

The Road to the Double Deuces and Two in the Bush.

"Detective Scrotes"

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4 of a kind.

"5 pricks and 2 chicks (one of whom is not attractive)"

Of course, no list would be complete without a "Chiefsplanet-centric" idea.

The Flaming Aids Dart Throwers

Antifreeze chuckers

On the 4 man team, 3 of us are pretty good, and the other guy is terrible.

Just for reference.

Hmmm. I've given this question a great deal of thought, Mr. Sofa King. And, for inexplicable reasons that defy understanding, I'm kinda stuck on this one ...

Dart Vader And Princess Louie.

FAX

3 Rain Men and a Hootie?

3 of a kind and a Deuce

3 of a kind and a drunk.

LMAO

3 Guys and Tim Tebow

Stickin' it in ya

Dartin & Fartin

Oh! Here's one I remember that another team had.

The Bull-shevik Revolution

Sofa King and the Deuces.

Pointy-Headed Projectile Throwers.

Are the throwers pointy-headed or the projectiles?

3 Studs & a Dud

The Weakest Link

To further the spectrum of ideas.

We have

1. A Forklift Operator
2. A Finance Manager
3. An Electrician
4. And a Farmer/Rancher who raises crops, cows, and sheep.


I've already included in my list of good names "Baaaa Means No!" (i saw it in a picture someone posted here today.)

That's the fun part. It's totally up to the spectators to decide.

If one of you is also a 12-inch pianist I can work with this.

T-Shirt ideas are welcome as well. I believe we still have time to get some done up.

3 Men and a Sheep

Four guys playing darts cuz its too cold to golf

This name goes well with your theme then.

Projectile Dysfunction

Some other clever ones I've found on the intertubes:

Armed & Hammered
Beer Before Bullseyes
Three Darts To The Wind
Who Darted?

LMAO

Bump for the afternoon crowd.

The Midnight Vulture Club

The Pointy Little Tips

4 Homos Playing Darts

The Limp Wristeds

No Ma'ammaries

Not a great name for a darts team, but it would be an excellent name for a strip bar located near an airport.

The Pin Heads

neg rep.

Is the ugly woman a bisexual?

If so, "Cunnilingus is our thingus"

Sofa King Redarted

Douches Wild

Three Douches and some skank

Pretty much just substitute douche for duce and you're good to go.

The Butt Darts.

This one made me laugh. Considering a last dart bullseye is called a butt dart (if you missed the first 2).

:harumph:

That's what these kinds of threads are for!

:D

http://www.acus.org/files/images/gaddafi_scowl.jpg

Oh, that's a good one.

I'm still pushing my suggestion of Pointy-Headed Projectile Throwers, though. It works on multiple levels.

4 drunks playing darts

What do you get if you win?

Has anyone suggested The Electric Forklift Finance Farmers?

Sparky Forks Cash Rancher

Usually a big plaque/trophy and a good amount of cash.

These are going on my list to present to the rest of the team.

Go nameless and act like Soviet Russians.

In Soviet Russia, Darts Play You!

I am 30 minutes from him RIGHT NOW.

Ass To Dartmouth

You should also consider going international with something like, "The Kyrgizistan National Intermediate Distance Darts Team". I guarantee that it'll intimidate the other teams.

How about Courtney's Love?
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And it would also be funny to hear it pronounced over the loud speakers.

Rug Buzzards

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International Hardcore Amateur Razzle Dazzle Darters or IHARDD for short.